S E A T T L E B E A R S S 8 6 C A P T A I N S
A S S I S T A N T # 1
Florida Man - @zepheter
A S S I S T A N T # 2
Tavish DeGroot - @rory
C A P T A I N
Hulk Hogan 2 - @Hogan
We started rebuilding at the start of this off-season and quickly got to work. Sold off a bunch, gained a lot of picks and then were fortunate enough to make some magic happen in Free Agency. I'm really happy of the off-season we had and the commitment we got from members outside of the team to join us. @zepheter has always been huge for the Bears.. he's always on our side even when he's not.. @rory I wasn't sure if he'd join but the talks were okay and it led to us joining forces together. I appreciate him burying the hatchet. He's been an amazing asset and leader in the locker room and I am honestly so happy he took the chance on us.
Then there is @Hogan
Hogan been a Bear since before y'all were cubs
Lifting up the cups and collecting them big dubs (W, W, W)
There is no man that's stronger,
No Bear has been here longer,
He the heavy weight CHAMP CHAMP CHAMP
Now he the Bear Captain
The league like "what the fucking happening?"
Hulkamania here to bring pain,
HULK HOGAN WILL BE CHAMP AGAIN ONE DAY
Thanks,
B