Dil

Fuck yeah. I wanna spend time with Stoff! @Stoffiday

I was scarred. So many colours. So many balls.

VANCOUVER. Name is irreverent. Vancouver must happen.

FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY

Shit

Did it for fun not claiming tpe

1. I never knew these guys where this shit. Cmon guys. 2. Horrendous. 3. I’ve been killing it. 4. Hopefully if these goons start producing points we can win 5. Gm is a doofus. 6. Shitty GM and Agm. Fire them both.

1. I like wingers since they get to focus on other sides of the game rather than spend tons of time working on face offs. The tpe centres spend on face offs I can use on scoring and other things. 2. Yeah I really don’t care about my contract. To be honest I didn’t read what it was I just signed it. 3. Jasper Conmore obviously. The guys got rock hard abs. 4. Elias dahlberg. He’s a pylon 5. Darude Sandstorm 7. Yeah. As long as I get to play.

New York 3-1

Same for me

Yes

December 14, 2018. Oslo, Norway I was asked to get an interview with @Trifecta prior to the VHLM dispersal draft. We were 2 days before the draft. I was hoping he wouldn’t be too busy since I had cut it quite close. *Knocks On Office Door* Reporter: Umm. Mr. Trifecta? Are you there? Seems like he wasn’t in his office. So I headed over across the hall to his Assistant GM’s office. Reporter: Hello Mr. Pickle. I was just uh wondering if you could tell me where I could find Trifecta? Mr. Pickle: Uhhh. I think he went out for lunch or something. Now if you could please leave I need to make a few phone calls. As I was leaving I took a look at my watch. 7:30am. Who in the right mind has lunch at 7:30 in the morning. Unless. He wasn’t having lunch... I decided to do some investigation. I went over to the security room at the front of the stadium since I assumed that’s where the security camera footage would be. As I entered the room it was empty. Strange. Well actually it’s Oslo they’ve been having financial issues so probably are understaffed. I walked in and saw the security feed. I took a while going back through the footage outside his office. Trifecta had left his office at 6:00am today. After watching where he was going I noticed he didn’t leave the building. He just went into a supply closet. I fast forwarded the tape until it took me back to live feed. He was still in he closet! He must have fell or something and was stuck in there. I immediately left to go help him. Once I reached the closet I opened the door. And there he lay. Asleep. Cans of beer, lots of chips, and some... Wait a minute. Is that... It’s f*cking Heroin. Jesus Christ Trifectas addicted to heroin. I tried to awake him to get some answers... Reporter: Mr. Trifecta? Sir are you okay? Do you know where you are? Trifecta: Huh.. Wha. What? Who the hell are you? Get the f*ck out of my office! Reporter: Sir this is a supply closet. Trifecta: You know what. Shut your mouth you piece of sh*t He proceeded to throw an empty beer bottle at me. I left but I had all I needed. December 15, 2018. Oslo, Norway I had to board my flight to get to the draft the following morning. As I was waiting for my flight I got a text message. Hey I know your a reporter. You saw me in the closet yesterday and I don’t want you publishing anything you saw. If you do I will find you, and I will f*cking eat you alive you cunt. Not that I’m scared or anything. I only took so long to publish this because I was busy. Nothing else.

Toronto Riga Seattle Calgary

Toronto 3-1

2. Can’t remember who but someone asked me whether Justin Trudeau or Donald Trump would win in a fight.

1. An elite sniper who is also responsible defensively. 2. Already drafted. 3. I’m a life time Calgary boi 4. To carry Oslo to a cup 5. VANCOUVER HANDS DOWN NO FUCKING QUESTION

My memes weren’t even included this is oppression

25 Helsinki Titans @ Riga 26 Seattle Bears @ Calgary Wranglers 27 New York Americans @ HC Davos Dynamo 28 Toronto Legion @ Quebec City Meute

Riga 3-2

https://imgur.com/gallery/aYjHuBV

Yes jubo is good gm shut ur mouths k bai now

Oh damn that’s amazing

Oh nvm

Wait but I don’t have a full team tho