Dil

good riddance

Enorama is one of the VHL GMS in history.

no bias btw

Recruitment team seems to have taken the hate to heart and taken drastic measures to increase the long term recruitment… Congratulations Mr Bek and Mrs Bek!

Yeah, you’re being banned

Yes

Is this tampering

Week Ending: September 11, 2022 1. The season is about to start, do you have a personal goal for this season? 2. Ivan Retoslav ( @eagle_3450 )'s babysitter has cancelled! Who on the team do you think would best be able to take care of the little booger? 3. As we know our team captain, Molly the Cat ( @JCarson ), is a cat. What do you think the league should do to encourage more felines to play the sport? 4. SCENARIO: You and one of your teammates are in a plane crash! You manage to escape the crash unharmed and find yourself lost in a jungle. You have to find a way to safety and get back home. Which teammate do you want with you, and why? 5. Our AGM, @Gustav , is planning on hosting optional yoga classes for the team, are you going to be attending? 6. Team management recently decided to make the queen the team's mascot, which received some backlash. What would you rather see as our mascot?

Personally, I hate all of you.

IA Change @Josh@Beketov

I do! Didn’t think I’d be picking in that range tbh

Week Ending: September 4, 2022 1. The VHL draft just concluded and London picked up a few prospects, what do you think would be a good way to introduce them to the team/city? 2. Training Camps have opened this week, what part of training camp are you not excited for? 3. Quickly! @Gustav has fallen down a flight of stairs and is unconscious, which teammates shoes are you making him smell to try to wake him up? 4. Off seasons can get quite boring for players, whats one thing you do to keep yourself entertained without hockey? 5. The team has ruled that @eagle_3450cannot be trusted to ride a motorcycle, which kind of vehicle do you think suites him the best? 6. Team ownership is considered creating matching, pink, team pyjamas. To add extra flair to it, they want a giant picture of an animal across the back. What animal do you think would best represent the London United?

K

Well fuck you too gordy, we didn’t want you anyways

A bit early in the off season but the leadership group is a lock: Captain: Molly the Cat @JCarson Assistant: Ivan Retoslav @eagle_3450 Assistant: Tynan Sylvester @diamond_ace LETS GO UNITED!

first

Alex has said he isn’t signing with any team that trades for him unless it’s Davos so…

McDADDY! Congratulations

sorry too much work, denied.