Da Trifecta

Jakob Linholm, Currently playing with the Minot Gladiators of the VHLM, has not been seen this week.
 
Its never a good thing for a team when one of their star players does not seem to be taking full advantage of his practice hours. It's also never a good thing when it happens to a player who is known to get as much practice as he can early in the week. That was what had happened to Jakob Linholm this week, as he has waited until late in the week to finally show up for a majority of the practice hours he is eligible for.
 
"I'll admit there was a small chance that I would have needed to go on the welfare system this week, It's been rough. Life as a young superstar can get a bit stressful and I wasn't entirely sure how to handle all the pressure that came with it. I had to get away for a second and decided to take this opportunity to get some advice from another young superstar."
 
It turns out that Linholm found a mentor, and a friend, in a city far away from where he plays. In order to get the advice that he needed, the young swede had to go all the way to Chicago. Whats in Chicago you may be asking. Well, as Linholm found out, there is a bunch of strip clubs and a bunch of bars.
 
"When I first got a hold of Kaner, he just said I should come to Chicago for a bit of a vacation and get some time to clear my head. I thought that we would just be talking about hockey and being a young star. I guess you could say I was very, very wrong."
 

Notorious booze-hound Patrick Kane doing his Signature "I'm not that Drunk, Its only water I swear" walk
 
Linholm turned out to be very wrong indeed. He ended up being apart of the latest Patrick Kane Booze-fest that led him to get lost for most of the week. It was a week that was filled with strippers and copious amounts of alcohol being ingested. The funny thing about this boozey-adventure was that both players not only managed to get to their games over the week, but they still managed to perform.
 
"I honestly don't even remember playing any games this week, I really hope we won because I would hate to be the reason for the team to start losing. We have a great group of guys so I know that even if I'm not performing, the rest of the team has the talent to pick up the slack"
 
I'm sure the team doesn't want these boozey adventures to become a constantly occurring thing. Linholm's reputation around the league is one of a hard-working individual who always puts the team first and this is definitely out of the ordinary for him. The stress and constantly being under the spotlight may be getting to the young swede. When he was asked if there would be more of these, Linholm had this too say.
 
"Well kaners a pretty fun guy and I had a ton of fun doing it. The team will always be my highest priority, but have you seen some of those strippers?"
 

Were not that drunk!
 

It actually stands for automated instant transmission. When you acquire someone's ASL and you would like to knock boots with them, you immediately teleport to their location and commence the jigglin'.

Love the card bro

http://youtu.be/G52aaTFibHo

HELSINKI TITANS PLAYER CARD SERIES


 
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The Helsinki Titans have been struggling as expected. In order to generate some hope with fans they've announced that they will be revealing a new series of collectible cards. They will feature Helsinki Titans players and prospects. It is said that fans who collect this entire series will get major discounts in future years when the Titans make playoffs. Some fans consider this a good investment, as there are early signs that this rebuild is well on its way.
 

Da Trifecta currently has Davey Jones playing in the VHL and he is on his fourth season. He spent one season in the VHLM of his career and the other three have been in the VHL. Quite frankly DT is content with the way his client has been going so far but as it stands right now, he is doing more scouting. Last time he came out and said that it would be a goalie and as of right now, he picked up a few more. Below will be a list of all the players that he wants to put out his other "clients".
 
Name: Nikolai Czaplewski
Position: Defense
Height: 6'6"
Weight: 236 lbs
Hometown: Rzeszów, Poland
Age: 14
 

 
Nikolai Czaplewski is currently in his freshman year at high school and he is on the junior varsity team for his high school's team. He has been named captain of his team and they are set to open the season on a high note. He is highly regarded as one of the best players on his team and there are plenty of pro scouts who have been drooling over him. They are keeping tabs on him and a few have even talked to him already. He told the media that he just wants to play hockey like any normal student and he doesn't want to have to be bothered with them. He said that he wants to keep everything about him rather private as he knows how the media loves to slander things. He did however tell them that this season, he does want people to see that he is something special and that he will be showing what he is made of.
 
 
Name: François Gauthier
Position: Goalie
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 219
Hometown: Yellowknife, Canada
Age: 14
 

 
François Gauthier is about to enter his freshman year as well as the teams starting goalie. Now he hasn't received the hype that Nikolai has, but he is a great player. Playing for the junior varsity squad, he will be sitting behind the current starter who is a senior and is already headed to a college in the United States. François has been training with the current starter in hopes that he will be able to polish his game and make sure that he will be ready for any future endeavors in hockey. He wants to be one of the best goalies in the nation and he knows how hard he has to work. He is willing to put forth the effort and time and is hoping it will pay off sooner rather than later. He is enrolled in honors classes and he knows that he can keep his grades on par with what is needed for him to stay on the team. With lots of honors classes and hockey, he has a pretty tight schedule and rarely gets time to do anything else.
 
The Da Trifecta agency would like to issue a thank you for reading in on his reports about his future stars. He hopes they have a great high school career and he wants to keep an eye on them to decide who he will bring to the VHL. More to be released on two other players within the next few seasons. Stay tuned and don't miss out.

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Kesler's too young to have used AIM.

age/sex/location
 
DID U EVEN USE AIM!?

Dope team bars STZ, now commish give him the teepz and implement them!!!

thanks for the heads up, didn't notice (editted post)

Watched this today.  That was pretty fucked up.  I was way too excited when I realized that little girl was going to get executed.  I was just like "Fuck yeah she's about to kill a small child!!"

So it's true....Tukio really is the new two face....

Yea mang, written by yours truly. 

- Lead the league in points
- Not mentioned

CNC pls

Edition 25

Wow thanks!

It's an honour to wear the C for the gladiators and hopefully me and the rest of the captains can lead this squad to a championship season.

#LEADERSHIP

Congrats Linholm! Also hats off to Wolfe and Galbraith.

Looks like I've started a trend. Congrats to those named captain, should be an exciting playoff series Minot!

Onward marches the Davos war machine!