BluObieZ

Everyone only really cares about if SWC3 will play for USA or not

Can I play for them and not USA?

Okay I am bored as fuck, I'll admit it. So I need to have a little fun. I've already gone to my boat this weekend, i'm going to play golf in an hour or so and I still need a little fun to fill my time. So I hereby challenge all of you VHL people to try to get me to post in your threads in unique and fun ways. I want to get to 1000 posts by the end of the finals. If I do then I will play for team USA at WC. Also goal 2000 a bigger challenge to you all. If I get to 2000 posts by the end of S51 I will donate $100 to the league . None of these missions can be obtained by spamming, or the league just giving me the posts, starting a argument thread with me or just general stupid shit. I am not paying for posts. It's just a fun little challenge to the league to try to get me to post in threads. $100 means nothing to me, so if you guys can make me that active to post 1000 posts in one season then the league deserves $100 of my money. Any threads that I am engaged in I will throw a like and at least one post unless people keep me engaged. The Challenge starts now

INT-CAR-DAY Buck is sitting in the car on the side of the freeway as he waits for Abratim to arrive. As he waits he appears to be growing more and more annoyed. He looks over to Frank. Buck @JardyB10 Can you ask the fuck brothers where the hell the other moron is? Frank @Frank You could have asked them if you still had an earpiece Buck Well you know damn well that I do not have a fucking earpiece so why must you bring that shit up? Frank Because it was idiotic and foolish and now you cannot talk to our Intel team Buck Listen here fuck face, I am the lead agent here and I just want to know where the hell my car is so I can stop the fucking terrorist scum that I hate so much Frank puts his hand to his ear Frank Guys? Phil @Phil Yes Frank ole buddy ole pal? Frank Can you please tell us an ETA on Director Lincoln’s arrival? Phil You said arrival twice Frank Oh I guess I did, that was stupid of me Buck OH MY GOD! Phil Who was that? Frank Buck Phil Say hi for me Frank Phil says hi Buck gets out of the car and slams the door shut Frank He just left the car and is now standing on the freeway Phil Well that’s not smart INT-MADISON SQUARE GAURDEN-DAY Robert is sitting in a chair staring at the timer charging slowly. Fong walks around eating noodles as he blasts Asian music from a Bluetooth speaker. Robert Can you turn that fucking off? Fong @tfong WHAT? Robert TURN OFF THE MUSIC Fong WHAT? Robert gets up and grabs the speaker and smashes it against the wall Robert TURN OFF THE FUCKING MUSIC Fong It’s off Robert Yeah after I smashed it Fong That was an expensive speaker Robert And I care why? Fong It was mine not yours Robert This is my terrorist attack Fong Correction, it is our attack Robert I planned it Fong Yeah you did but without your team you couldn’t do it. What would you do without me for insentience? Robert I would have gotten the thing without killing everyone in sight for starters and I wouldn’t have left a fucking trail of dead bodies for cameras to see. Now they are looking for your Asian ass. The only thing we have going for us is all you slanty eyed fucks look alike Fong And all you white fucks are inbred hicks Robert I resent that Fong I so sowwy Fong bows then as he stands up he gives Robert the finger. Robert looks at the timer that now has twenty percent power. Robert Fuck you to cock house. Go get Angelo and Alec, it’s about time to get the fuck out of dodge Fong Cock house? Robert I said a lot more then that dick breath, and you take that away from it? Cock House means your ass is a house for cock, NOW GO FIND THE MORONS! Fong goes to leave Fong I would have gone with cock garage but okay EXT-SIDE OF FREEWAY-DAY A big black SUV pulls up with the FBI sights flashing and blaring. Buck rushes up to it Buck Turn the fucking lights off you fuck clown Abratim @brovy Why? We are on official government business I think we need them so people get the fuck out of the way Buck People like the terrorists? Because they will flee when they hear it Abratim True say Abratim turns off the lights and siren as Buck signals Frank and Eagin to come to the SUV INT-MADISON SQUARE GARDEN-DAY We now see that the garden is filled with hockey fans. They are preparing to watch the New York Americans play the Davos Dynamo. Alec and Angelo are sitting down at ice level cheering on the Dynamo as they warm up. Fong walks down the steps towards them with a box of ten hot dogs. He eats them like it’s nothing. He gets to Angelo and Alec and sits down Angelo @Molholt Everything ready? Fong Mayhaps Alec @ADwyer87 Okay… well we will go after the first period Fong Okie dokie, if that’s the plan I need more hot dogs Fong signals for the hot dog vendor then texts Robert “We be there soon asshole son” INT-FBI SUV-DAY Buck is quickly driving through traffic. He reaches to turn on the AC but Abratim smacks his hand away Abratim No wonder you guys ran out of gas because you use shit like AC which drinks gasoline for breakfast lunch and dinner Eagin What about lunchinner? Abratim That too Buck Shut up everyone! We are ten minutes out. I need you idiots focus. When we arrive we need to find the terrorists without inciting fear in fans. If they panic it will be harder to get the scum that I hate so fucking much Abratim What if they do whatever they plan to do? Buck Then we fail and I never fail. So that won’t happen Abratim But what if it does happen Buck What part “I never fail” don’t you understand? Abratim I understand it fully, but I just want to know what the backup plan is Buck Have no backup plan bro, this plan will not fail Abratim No wonder your ATU headquarters is partly blown up because an agency with no backup plans does not plan for the worst Buck The worst option is never an option with me on the job INT-MADISON SQUARE GARDEN-DAY After The first period and a SWC3 hat-trick Angelo, Alec and Fong enter the room where Robert is. Robert is just putting the timer into the weapon and setting it for forty five minutes. Robert You guys ready? Angelo Yep Robert presses the button to start the timer Angelo What the fuck you started it already? Robert Uh yeah you said you guys were ready Angelo Yeah as in ready to get ready Robert Ready is ready there is no in-between Angelo Yeah there is, it’s called partly ready Robert Then say that and don’t say ready when you are only partly ready Angelo Can you just stop it and restart when we are ready? Robert No, this timer has no “stop button” because if it did then the good guys can easily stop it Angelo Maybe next time get a stop button Robert That’s just stupid Fong watches the time slowly waste away during the stupid argument Fong Uh… the time Robert Shut up Fong We have less time now Robert Okay then lets go Ken is keeping an eye out for anything suspicious. The getaway car is running and ready EXT-MADISON SQUARE GARDEN-DAY The FBI SUV arrives at the arena, fans and people are standing around as Buck and his team get out of the car and run towards the arena. Buck Everyone split up and find those scum Abratim What scum? Buck You know who I am talking about bro, don’t be stupid INT-MADISON SQUARE GARDEN-DAY As Robert, Angelo, Alec and Fong meet up with Ken. Buck spots them and yells out “THRE THEY ARE! THE FUCKING TERRORISTS!” people scream and start running away. Robert looks at Fong Robert You have my permission to go full Asain As the episode ends

Team USA hopes to name it's roster for the upcoming WC this upcoming Tuesday, which most likely means that they will have to do so without naming SWC3 to the team and most likely their captain. The American superstar who is the best player available to them has said in past weeks that he probably will not play for his home country this upcoming WC. Which is his right to not play for them but the GM of the team would like to know 100% before he gives away the roster spot. This is where the problem lies, if the Americans call SWC3's bluff and leave a spot for him they may get screwed. If they believe what he is saying and name someone else to the team then SWC3 can say he wanted to play for the team but was not named to the team. Team USA sadly is in a chess game with one of the people they do not want to play chess with. If they make the wrong move at the wrong time SWC3 will gladly fuck them over and do the opposite. They will more then likely offer a spot to him in hopes that it will be the ego boost that he needs. It's basically the team begging him to play for them because with him they are a lot better then they are without him. With him they may actually win a game. Yes one not more, there is no way they will win more then one even with him. When SWC3 was asked when he will make up his mind he swiftly said "Whenever I feel like I should, most like after the finals sometime till then wait with a thumb up your asses"

SWC3 is proud to be a Dynamo. Even though sadly next season he will be putting on another jersey because thats just how sports go

Fuck that shit

Fuck yeah! Finals here we come. This proves I made the right decision to stay in Davos

Cruelty at the highest degree

Forgot one of the best players right now SWC3 may refuse to play for USA

You never added my lotto numbers of 4-4-7

Hey at least I put you on the team. Also I may run the team again this season but it might be minus the best player available. Which could mean it will be Roberts' time to shine

Doubt SWC3 will play for USA

SWC3 FTW

Nice

Thank fuck we won this one

Really didn't think it would be tied after 4

Oh hell no. Not this shit again! The horror, the fucking horror

Game winner

I carry your team, Davos and if I play for USA I will carry them also. It's just what SWC3 does

Earlier this week SWC3 made some remarks about team USA for the upcoming world cup. As you can take a wild guess it did not sit well with a few people because he arguably is the best player available to the team but now he is thinking about not playing for USA because they will suck yet again. But today SWC broke his silence about his earlier remarks and gave us a bit more of a view into his mind. "People can talk shit about me all they want but they would do the same thing. USA will blow yet again and not even I can make them look good. We won't win a game and I will barely get any points. So why in the hell am I getting so much backlash about not playing for USA? I mean who really gives a fuck? My spot goes to some young guy who is happy to play. If i ended up playing for the team I would not be happy and I would be taking that poor suckers spot on the team? " He went onto say "When you play for your country people expect you to be proud, they expect to say "GO USA" and shit like that. But how can I be proud with the poor bunch of losers the team will assemble? How can be saying go USA when I am thinking we fucking suck. If this country and these fans want me to play for them they will need to petition and the team organizer will have to woo me to play for them. At this point will be Madrid partying it up while team USA chokes on a big fat dick... Oh and no it won't bother me. So if you want to change my mind start begging now"