EXT-HELIPAD-DAY
Buck @JardyB10 is thrown hard into the hood of the cruiser of a new police officer on scene. Sargent EAGIN FANI a 30’s white male over eager policer officer pats down Buck.
Eagin @eaglesfan036
You are under arrest
Buck
For what?
Eagin
Conspiracy to do terrorist acts
Buck
Conspiracy?... Terrorist? What? I’m not a terrorist
Eagin
That’s what they all say then they blow themselves up. I hate that
Buck
I hate it to
Eagin
Shut up, I do the talking here
Buck
Look man, call ATU
Eagin shoves Buck hard into the cruiser
Eagin
You have the right to remain silent
Buck
CALL ATU, THEY WILL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING
Eagin shoves Buck harder
Eagin
Which you clearly have not chosen to shut up… Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
Buck
Court? I need to know what I am being arrested for. It can’t be terrorism since I am not a terrorist… I HATE TERRORIST
Eagin
You have the right to an attorney… I don’t know why but you do. You are obviously guilty of terrorism. They should throw you in a hole and left to die you terrorist scum
Buck
Are you not listening to what I am saying? CALL ATU AND THEY WILL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING. I AM AN ANTI-TERRORIST AGENT
Eagin
Aren’t you all anti-terror? Actually don’t answer that.
Eagin slaps on the cuffs on Buck and spins him around
Buck
Aren’t you going to finish my rights?
Eagin knees Buck in the gut making Buck fall to the ground
Eagin
That was a test you terrorist scum. If you were an agent you would know them.
Buck lays on the ground gasping for air
INT-HELICOPTER-DAY
Ken is sitting in his helicopter as it flies over the skyline of New York. He looks over the city with an evil look on his face. He calls Rob.
Ken
I should be at the location in a few minutes
Rob
Me and the boys are just arriving. We are just waiting on you and the stupid noodle wielding maniac Asian.
Ken
Couldn’t you just call him Fong or Asain?
Rob
No, no I can’t
INT-TRUCK-DAY
Fong is driving the truck, the skyline of the city appears in the distance. As he drives down the freeway a sign for a Pan Asian restaurant is coming up at the next rest stop. He remembers that the last box was destroyed on the face of the police officer so he takes the exit. As he pulls up he counts the amount of cars and people that he can see. He seems to be making a plan of some sorts but this process is broken up by his phone ringing. He looks to see that Rob is calling. He sighs and clears his voice as he gets his Asian voice ready
Fong @tfong
The thong is in the butt
Fong answers the call
Fong
Yellow
Rob
You Asianic asshole. Where are you? You better not be getting more noodles. Get your ass here or there will be hell to pay
Fong
Toupee?
Rob
No… not toupee, Hell toupee makes no sense. God learn some fucking English.
Fong
Me no around me in skirt out
Rob
Skirt out? What the fuck are you trying to say? Outskirts?
Fong
Mayhaps
Rob
OH MY GOD… KILL ME NOW! WHY DID WE HIRE A DUMB SLANTED EYED FUCK?
Fong
Cause me cool and good with noodles?
Rob
JUST GET YOUR ASS HERE
Rob hangs up the phone, Fong then gets out of the truck
EXT-HELIPAD-DAY
Buck is now sitting on the ground leaning against the cruiser. Eagin is on the phone with a superior
Eagin
I got one, I have him arrested. I think the trial should just be him being let loose in New York and let the people kill him
Buck
A little harsh don’t you think? All I did was steal a kid’s bike
Eagin
Shut up
Eagin goes back to his phone call as a black SUV arrives on scene.
EXT-PARKING LOT-DAY
Fong is putting boxes of cooked noodles into the passenger seat as another man seems to be install a portable noodle cooker in the middle console area. As the man finishes installing it, Fong inspects it he knocks out the man and then proceed around the back of the truck. Where we see a string of noodles that are tied together leading towards the restaurant. Fong smiles as he looks at the building seeing people tied up and squirming. As he looks at them he grabs a uncooked noodle and sharpens the end of it. As he is satisfied with the sharpness of the noodle he throws it towards the building and almost in the same motion lights and drops a match on the string of noodles. The noodles are drenched in gas so the fire speeds off towards the building. The sharpened noodled goes right through the window leaving a small hole and goes through the head of a hostage. Fong calmly walks to the passenger side of the truck and shoots the person in the head before climbing through the broken window and driving off. As he gets back on the highway a huge explosion at the gas station can be heard and seen. We now see uncooked noodle boxes that are rigged in such a way that they explode out and sharpened noodles shoot at the hostages killing them before the explosion can.
EXT-HELIPAD-DAY
Buck looks at the black SUV expecting someone step out of it that will save the day but each passing moment makes him wonder who is in the black SUV. Eagin smacks him in the side of the head before picking him off the ground
Eagin
Time to go to the big house you terrorist scum
Buck
I’m not a terrorist
Eagin speaks fast
Eagin
Terrorist Pig says what?
Buck
What?
Eagin
Exactly! Oink Oink Oink all the way to the big house
Eagin shoves Buck towards the back of the cruiser. He then opens the back door and shoves Buck into it without telling him to watch his head. As he slams the door of the cruiser Frank gets out of the SUV and walks to Eagin
Frank @Frank
Let him go
Eagin looks around
Eagin
Says who?
Frank fumbles and drops his wallet that has his badge in it.
Frank
Re-do, Re-do! That was supposed to look cool.
Frank picks it up off the ground and flashes it at Eagin.
Frank
Oh yeah! That’s how it’s done!
He says with satisfaction on his face
Eagin
Maybe let me see it so I know it’s not bullshit
Frank hands it over to Eagin who inspects it closely before he hands it back to Frank
Eagin
Why am I letting the Terrorist go? I thought we don’t negotiate with Terrorists
Frank
We don’t and he is an agent. A dumb one but still an agent who was on the tail of a terrorist who killed an agent and mail worker at ATU
Eagin sighs and opens the door and grabs Buck out of the car. As he un-cuffs him Buck smiles and nods
Buck
That’s right
Eagin hits Buck in the kidney sending him to the ground
Eagin
Sorry I slipped
Buck stands back up in pain and looks at Frank
Buck
What took so long to get out of the SUV?
Frank
Added suspense, wanted to make you squirm
Buck
All you did was waste time. That fuck head terrorist got in a helicopter and left because of this moron in blue and his band of old fucks
Frank
Don’t worry
Buck
Don’t worry? Don’t worry? Oh… okay. Not like there is a terrorist threat to the city… OH WAIT! THERE IS A TERRORIST THREAT!
Frank
Calm down bud, we can David @Knight and Phil @Phil back at HQ on coms and they will find and track that scum
Buck
Great we have frick and frack on coms…
Buck puts the earpiece in his ear
David
I resent that
Buck
Fuck you
Phil
Hey that’s my brother you are talking to
Buck
Oh I’m sorry… FUCK YOU TO! Now the fucks are even
Phil
Good with me
David
And me
Buck
Shut up the both of you. Update me on the latest
Phil
Well that dude that came in here and killed Mail Dude… oh god he’s dead, no longer will we get the mail from him
Buck
He mailed a bomb to the office…
David
To be honest he didn’t “mail” it. Why would he mail it when he could bring it in?
Buck
Shut up!
Phil audibly sounds like he is sobbing
Phil
Anyways. His real name is Ken Dickson. He is a known terrorist sympathiser. He is believed to be the mastermind behind the attack on ATU and whatever is about to happen.
Buck
He’s not the mastermind
Phil
How do you know that?
Buck
If he was then he would send some shithead lackey to clean up the mess at ATU
Phil
That makes sense
David
Anyways… guys a helicopter that took off in your area is just landing at Madison Square Garden. Might want to check it out
Buck
Ok I will go and look
Frank
Correction me and you will
Buck
I work alone since Fre died
Frank
I think we need to work together
Buck
Why?
David
Some Asian dude is killing everything in sight and seems to be headed downtown. If they really are at the garden we need all the men we can get
Phil
Men? That’s a bit sexist
David
True bro, gotta be politically correct
Phil
Indubitably!
David
Correction, we need all the person… no, people power we can get
Phil
I think person sounds better unless you like human
David
Human power it is
Phil
Agreed
Buck
SHUT THE FUCK UP! Are we taking the SUV? Do you satellite surveillance and all that shit?
David
Sure we do, we just need to get the system back online. So till then send up a selfie or pic of your updated position
Buck
I will not
David
Okay… party pooper. Just stay on com then
Buck heads to the SUV
Buck
I’m driving
Frank starts heading to the SUV but Eagin runs after them
Eagin
Can I come?
Frank looks at him
Frank
Got bullets in your gun?
Eagin
Yes
Frank
Hop in, shit may get harry
EXT-MADISON SQUARE GARDEN-DAY
Rob. Alec @ADwyer87 and Angelo @Molholt are standing in the parking lot of Madison Square Garden as Ken gets off the helicopter and walks to them
Rob
The Asian fuck should be here soon
Ken
Good, I need to be home for dinner or the ball and chain will kill me
Rob
I will kill you if you act stupid
Ken
Well that’s not nice
Alec
Yeah, he’s a bit angry right now
Rob
A bit? We are hours behind and the Asian moron keeps stopping for noodles
Alec
Eh, it’s life. Not like we have somewhere to be
Rob
…I have the worst… AND I MEAN WORST TERRORIST ORGANIZATION IN THE WORLD… no too small in the universe!
Alec
WOW! Universe? You really think there are alien terrorists?
Angelo
That would be cool
Rob
Shut up
A truck pulls into the parking lot at full speed. Fong pops the E-brake at the last second and as the back end swings around it smashes into the helicopter and breaking off its tail.
Rob
OH MY FUCKING GOD! ASIANS CANNOT DRIVE!
Fong dives out of the door then rolls onto his feet
Fong
Fong delivery service at your service
Rob looks at the bullet hole riddled truck
Rob
Could you fit anymore bullet holes on the truck? It’s a fucking rental you know
Fong
Rental? Who has a rental for a terrorist attack?
Rob
I do, and I can kiss my deposit goodbye thanks to you
INT-SUV-DAY
Buck is driving the SUV towards downtown in total silence
Eagin
We need driving music
Eagin reaches forward from the back seat but Buck smacks his hand away
Buck
Fuck that, I need silence
Frank turns on the radio and puts it to satellite radio station 90’s pop.
Frank
I need to get pumped up
David
Me to
Phil
I third that motion
Eagin
Fourth
Buck
I am surrounded by idiots
Frank realizes that mmmbop is on the radio so he turns it on full blast.
Frank
THAT’S MY JAM!
Frank, Eagin, David and Phil begin to sing
Frank
Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Eagin
Ba du dop, ba duba dop
Phil
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
David
Ba du, yeah
Buck drives off towards downtown with an annoyed look on his face as everyone sings.
EXT-MADISON SQUARE GARDEN-DAY
Rob is looking at something in a crate he motions for something so Fong hands him a timer. Rob puts it into the device and tries to power it on. It turns on for a few seconds but the battery sign comes on red and then the whole thing powers down. Rob takes it out of the device and turns around with a look of displeasure
Rob
Which one of you idiots forgot to charge the timer?
Fong
Me
Rob
You are fucking Asian… which means you should know technological shit but yet you forget to charge the FUCKING TIMER?
Fong
I no know technology thingamabobs, I like noodle and classical music that’s it
Alec taps Rob on the shoulder
Alec
We can charge it here, we only need a charge that last what two minutes?
Rob looks at him annoyed
Rob
No you numbskull, I would like to get away and since the helicopter is fucked we need to drive so we need about thirty minutes
Alec
That shouldn’t take long, all we need is a…
Alec looks at the timer
Alec
A USB cord and we are golden
Rob
We don’t have one
Alec
There should be one in the arena in one of the offices
Rob
HOW CAN YOU ASSUME? We cannot just assume such simple shit. We may have to go by one
Alec
Eh it’s not the end of the world
The episode ends with Rob looking like he is about to kill someone