Gustav

You haven't stepped out of David Knight's closet for a while. What if I am David Knight? (I'm not, just to clarify. There was a conspiracy theory floating around a couple seasons ago that I'm secretly @der meister, actually, but I'm just a new guy)

You're not the first to answer our questions from another team (in fact, this is the second week in a row it's happened). It's interesting, though, because I played in Houston as a rookie and Houston and Mississauga are the only two press conference threads I've posted in. Am I just your multi?

Tough loss, but good to see Thompson piling up the points here. Also, Jerry is still doing stuff lately.

Should have put in Jerry with his 1 TPE in penalty shot.

Assuming this is due to portal issues and isn't just @Will making a test player again... Hi there @Garsh and welcome to the league! I'm GustavMattias, GM of the Mississauga Hounds, and I'm here to offer you a spot on our roster. We're a team with a good core of active individuals that's heading to the playoffs, and we're in it for success! At the moment, we've got three great defensemen on the roster, and you could be that fourth guy we need to round out our lines and send us to success. You'll also be a part of one of the league's best Discord locker rooms, among a constantly active group of managers, players, and alumni willing to help answer any questions at all you may have. If this sounds good to you, feel free to quote my offer and accept it, and I'll get you in the lineup as soon as possible. No matter where you end up, good luck, and feel free to ask me any questions you might have. -Gustav

I'll have you know I've used chat. I can count on one hand the number of times I've used it (three, for the curious, and conversation was never initiated by me), but I have. So let me into the Gritty club. Edit: Since writing this, I have used chat again. Interesting.

Thought so, back when you both had Gritty pictures and I was a new guy I was entirely incapable of telling the difference.

Hold up. Are you actually brothers or is this just figurative? I'm still a new guy when it comes to some things.

GODDAMMIT I PREDICTED THAT THIS WOULD END TOMORROW @Matt_O this is all your fault

...and not even 24 hours later, Dil was traded.

@DilIsPickle

Vancouver 3-2

Vancouver Moscow Seattle Toronto

NO I PICKED CALGARY AS A CUP FINALIST WHY CALGARY WHY

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I still can't help but think that "the old white rhino" is what Prague calls d_a behind his back.

Jerry exploring new territory lately by actually getting some points. It's weird.

I'm an idiot OK

Never forget @Radcow

@Banackock if the :DrunkBird: emoji hasn't made it into Seattle's locker room, now's the time...

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reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Hello @Russ Germain and welcome to the VHL! I'm GustavMattias, GM of the Mississauga Hounds, and I'm here to extend you an offer. We're short on centers at the moment, and I'd love to get you on the team. If you sign with the Hounds, you'll be on a team headed for success, and I'll be able to get you second-line placement with time on both the power play and penalty kill. You'll also be in one of the league's best locker rooms, full of active and interesting people who are all here to help you succeed. If this sounds good to you, just quote my offer and say "accepted" to join the team, and we'll get you on our roster. All in all, good luck, and feel free to ask any questions you might have! -Gustav