Gustav

Stop giving him trivia ideas.

So I got to thinking recently (shocker, I know), and came to the realization that, due to quite a few striking similarities, @DMaximus must be my alt, and that I have written articles, GMed Philly, and even talked to myself in Discord without knowing it all this time. Here's what I'm talking about: -We're from the same city and came here on the same day, from the same Reddit thread. -We both made defensive defensemen who were drafted late in the VHLM Dispersal Draft, played for VHLM expansion teams and were selected with back-to-back picks in the VHL Entry Draft. -We are both VHLM GMs. -And, to top it off, we're the league's resident Dead Heads. Therefore, I'd like to ask that all Reapers business go through me, as I am DMax and I control Philadelphia.

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As if Victor considers this a mistake.

The Gustav Player Agency wishes all people the best, regardless of race, religion, biological sex or gender identity, cultural or national background, sexual orientation, or any other identifying characteristic. Except those stupid non-Malmo people.

@trevmi for whenever you'd like it: 1. You were recently traded to Toronto from Malmo. How do you feel about this? Were you surprised? 2. You've now played for two of the three teams I've been associated with, Houston and Malmo. Any Mississauga plans in the future? 3. I remember reading from your bio that Koda Adok means "little bear." Any special significance here? 4. Every VHL team participates in a dodgeball tournament. Who wins, and why? 5. If you had to retire and recreate right now, what kind of player would you build, and what would their name be? 6. In contrast, what player build would you not go for anytime soon?

FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY

We've won game 69.

Teams without goalies be like

@efiug HJKASEDFHASEHGRISDAFGHIAUWETHESIDUFGSHADF SOMEONE FINALLY CREATED A GOALIE! Anyway, you probably know by now that I'd like you to join the Hounds. We're a team that's looking for success this season, and I think having a new goalie would be perfect for our playoff run. If you sign with the Hounds, you won't be the clear-cut #1 yet, but if you're active enough you'll very likely take over the role, being our starter for most games in the remainder of the regular season and throughout our entire time in the playoffs. If this sounds good to you, just quote me and accept--you know what to do. Happy to see you recreate! Best of luck. -Gustav

Calgary 3-2

Calgary Malmo Davos Toronto

Also @Will if this applies to your stuff

TPE = Total Points Earned TPA = Total Points Applied I feel like you should have some carryover then, if that's the case. Here's the link to Zhumbayev's page; TPE numbers look like they've been messed up and it says he's got 30 TPE, but it's obvious from a quik look at fever's account that he earned points, and points have been applied on the portal. https://vhlportal.com/players/playerfocus/348 @Quik @Beketov what's the rule here?

nice

I mean, so did everyone else.

Can we just keep playing Davos?

Hi there @fever95 and welcome back to the VHL! I'm GustavMattias, GM of the Mississauga Hounds, and I'm very happy you've made a return to the league at a time when we could use some new players (and created a defenseman, at that). The Hounds came out of the VHLM draft with a solid pool of talent, and we're shooting for success this season. With a bit of development from our players, some creative management, and a few solid signings (ahem), this team is going to go a long way, and I'd be very happy if you were to come along for the ride with us. Should you accept my offer and join the Hounds, we'll have you on the second line, but your ice time will still be maxed out as we've only got a legitimate top 2 at the moment. No matter which build you go for, too, offensive or defensive, you'll be on the first line on either the power play or penalty kill (and, by the way, you'll be included significantly on the other in some fashion). The Hounds also have a very active team locker room, so if you'd like to get caught up on things (and things have changed quite a bit recently), there's no better place than Mississauga. No matter where you go, though, good luck, and I look forward to seeing what you can do in your return to the league! -Gustav

Agreed.

Not voting, as I'm a part of this. Good luck @monkeywrench15

So you're saying Eagles still enjoys talking to children.

@fonziGG likes his journal entries.

OFFICIAL Roast Gustav Thread coming in the future. For now, @eaglesfan036 is a shitty Flyersfan.

I mean, that could be taken as a roast.