Shaka

Jo, I answer these tomorrow. Too hungover from Bourbon Room.

1. You always want to play right side. You always right wing. I've tried to play right and you get mad. You can't play left wing? I always want to know this. 
I not ambiwinger. I not wing left.
 
2. Someone keeps logging into my Netflix and watching Cake Wars. I watch American show Arrow at night. I get up next day, Cake Wars is most recent watched. You watch Cake Wars?
Farðu í rassgat. Cake Wars is best show.

Finally, I'm Part Of The VHL
 
*Deep Inhale* "Whooo."
 
This has been a long, long time coming. Finally, for the first time in 7 years, I believe I have the opportunity to take part in this community with a player I can update consistently without issue. And let me tell you, I couldn't be more excited. As some of you may know, I have tried to near exhaustion to create players in the past only to come to the same realization every time. I don't know this sport enough to feel comfortable writing about it and I don't have the time to put into being worth a damn as a player. Finally, thanks to @Beketov and all of you who helped usher in the new Welfare system, both of those concerns have been resolved and there is nothing stopping me from finally getting to experience the longest running simulation league in our growing sim community.
 
I don't expect to be a major player in this league. In fact, none of my players in the SBA or EFL are major players in that league. The player side of these leagues often comes after the community aspect to me. At the SBA, I enjoy leading new members and recreates into their new careers by running the Duke Blue Devil's. In the EFL, I enjoy trying to see a football sim FINALLY succeed. In both, it's the community that drives me and not the success of my player. So do I expect to be a HOF career? I've never had one, I'll likely never have one. But I do expect to become a decent part of the community and finally get to ride a player that I'm excited about through the entirety of his career.
 
That's beyond exciting to me. 
 
And to do it with my boys @MWHazard and @Týr is icing on the cake.
 
Let's see what this thing is all about.

@MWHazard mom said to stop ignoring her phone calls.

Noice.

Hence "There are some at that age who can handle it"

I'm so pumped for this. Let's get it @Týr @MWHazard 

The lynx between Duke in the SBA and Ottawa in the VHL are strong now.
 

Cool, just checking. Time to fuckin go eh @Shaka @Týr

@Velevra @Trifecta @Arthur @HellBillyXIII @Polygeekism @stevo @Sami K @nikkurri17 @Jepox @VHLwhat @Evans 
@OldTimeHockey @Jogn @MadMax @GoodLeftUndone @omgitshim @gregreg @Shaka @Týr @MWHazard @DeathOnReddit
@Molholt @Vincebrown @STZ
Well Velevra has the clear cut number one pick I'd say with his LW Veran Dragomir, it looks like he will be a true rookie starter. Trifecta has created two great goaltenders but has had early retirement issue in the past, that being said his defender Roux looks great so far. The new affiliation really has made this into one of the deepest drafts in a long while with a lot of excitement surrounding players like the Vilhjálmsson triplets and many other leagues imports that make the draft truly something that could change the league long term.

I'm pretty pumped to have these fuckers on this site. Maybe I can draft a guy or two.

Really excited about this @MWHazard. Thanks @Beketov and the rest of the league for partnering with us so we have a shot to create and be a part of the community.

LW - Jónas Vilhjálmsson - #11
 
Player Information

Username: Shaka
Full Name: Jónas Vilhjálmsson
Position: Left Wing
Age: 18
Handedness: Left
Recruited By/From: @MWHazard
Would you like an experienced member to mentor you? 

Player Attributes

Total Points Earned: 30

CK = Checking: 40
FG = Fighting: 40
DI = Discipline: 40
SK = Skating: 50
ST = Strength: 40
PH = Puck Handling: 40
FO = Face Offs: 40
PA = Passing: 40
SC = Scoring: 50
DF = Defense: 50
PS = Penalty Shot: 40
EX = Experience: 40
LD = Leadership: 40

Other
Jersey Number: 11
Height (inches): 6'8"
Weight (lbs.): 250
Birthplace: Reykjavík, Iceland

Awards

Career Stats

Player Movement

Past Players

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, son.
 
Welcome!!!

LW - Jónas Vilhjálmsson - #11
 
Player Information

Username: Shaka
Full Name: Jónas Vilhjálmsson
Position: Left Wing
Age: 18
Handedness: Left
Recruited By/From: @MWHazard
Would you like an experienced member to mentor you? 

Player Attributes

Total Points Earned: 30

CK = Checking: 40
FG = Fighting: 40
DI = Discipline: 40
SK = Skating: 50
ST = Strength: 40
PH = Puck Handling: 40
FO = Face Offs: 40
PA = Passing: 40
SC = Scoring: 50
DF = Defense: 50
PS = Penalty Shot: 40
EX = Experience: 40
LD = Leadership: 40

Other
Jersey Number: 11
Height (inches): 6'8"
Weight (lbs.): 250
Birthplace: Reykjavík, Iceland

Awards

Career Stats

Player Movement

Past Players

Just for this, he's going middle @MWHazard

What's up fam. Nice to be back. And I'm here to stay because I can participate without pretending I know hockey!

@Shaka vetoed us using the Sedins because, and I quote, "Have a hard time picturing myself stare at sigs of those ugly gingers every time I logged on haha"

Really excited about this @MWHazard. Thanks @Beketov and the rest of the league for partnering with us so we have a shot to create and be a part of the community.

That finish was legit. I turned it on for the final 30 seconds. The announcers yelling was pretty comical to me also. They don't strike me as regular announcers.

Really excited about this @MWHazard. Thanks @Beketov and the rest of the league for partnering with us so we have a shot to create and be a part of the community.

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@Shaka @Týr

My baby yet lives even if only in the memories of those who witnessed it.

My baby yet lives even if only in the memories of those who witnessed it.

My baby yet lives even if only in the memories of those who witnessed it.