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Malmo 2-1

268 D.C. Dragons @ Riga Reign 269 Toronto Legion @ Vancouver Wolves 270 Malmo Nighthawks @ Seattle Bears 271 Helsinki Titans @ Calgary Wranglers

@Victor put me in coach.

Vancouver 4-2

240 Prague Phantoms @ Seattle Bears 241 Helsinki Titans @ Moscow Menace 242 Riga Reign @ D.C. Dragons 243 Vancouver Wolves @ Calgary Wranglers

1) what kind of device do you primarily use to access/participate on VHL? (phone, pc, smart TV, etc) I visit the site almost exclusively on my phone. 2) Moscow has been on an absolute run of 10 straight wins as of writing this question. What do you think triggered this reign of terror? How long will the win streak go? We're just that good, let's not jinx it though. 3) What VHL team will end Moscow's winning streak? What VHL team do you WANT to end Moscow's streak? I don't care what team ends our streak as long as it isnt Malmo. 4) Which VHLer in their final season will you miss the most? Dan Wilinsky, Joseph McWolf, Tzuyu, Ryan Kastelic, Alexander Pepper, or our boy Randoms? If you choose anyone other than Randoms you're a traitor. 5) Of the above upcoming retirees, who do you think had the best career? See the above answer. 6) Are you aware of the STHS bug which results in teams dominating if a majority of their lines have 40 passing / 90+ scoring? Would you want Moscow to exploit this bug? Yeah I'm aware of it via you, and nah I wouldn't want the entire league to eventually resort to exploiting it.

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1) Who is your favorite teammate on Moscow and why? Jet, we were part of the same draft class and we've been linemates on and off since joining the team. 2) If you had to bet $1,000,000 on a team to win the cup this year, would it be Moscow or a different team? Why would I ever bet against us? 3) One thing Moscow never has issues with is scoring goals. What do you think is the key factor behind that? We are just really offensively minded as a team. 4) On the flip side, one issue Moscow runs into is preventing goals. What do you think is behind that? Honestly I'm not sure. We have solid goaltending, and seemed to have gotten past the bad penalties we took last season. 5) Who is your favorite of the expansion teams just based on team name / logo / city? Prague for sure, I happen to be from there, and the logo is pretty dope. 6) Who do you predict will be Moscow's leading scorer? I think Jet is primed to lead us this season.

Efl +6

When you said I felt that

Helsinki 3-2

85 Prague Phantoms @ Helsinki Titans 86 Calgary Wranglers @ HC Davos Dynamo 87 Riga Reign @ New York Americans 88 Malmo Nighthawks @ D.C. Dragons

99% sure this is what he's doing everytime he brags about working in film. NSFW BTW.

You really like attention huh?

Yo... when did I get good?

This is a travesty

1. Did you watch the VHL entry draft? Do you think any player went too high or slipped too low? Nope I'm lucky to find time to even update every week. I'm only aware of the guys we picked up. 2. Who is the biggest European competition this season? Is it hedgehog and why? Honestly I don't think the rest of Europe stands a chance against us. 3. How do you think victor and eagles did in the S70 draft for Moscow? I think Victor is always really solid at drafting, and I don't think we really have a huge need for any particular role. So honestly anyone who just stays active is a dub. 4. Do you tape your stick heel-to-toe or toe-to-heel, and do you do any like zebra designs or anything cool with the knob/shaft? (pause) I only tape just the tip of the knob. 5. What one individual stat do you have as a target for yourself over the course of the S70 reg. season? (goals, assists, hits, pims, etc.) Upping my goals, I'm pretty well rounded right now but I'd like to break out as a sniper a bit. 6. Do you brush your teeth before bed, or when you wake up in the morning, or both? How often do you floss your teeth? Oral health is important. I brush my teeth before and after but I could not be bothered to floss. 24 and no cavities yet so I guess I'm doing something right.

zMm1hWq - Imgur.mp4

@Victor this was in spite of you.

G - Raymond Bernard F - Jet Jaguar F - Ambrose Stark F - Mat Tocco D - Hulk Hogan D - Vladimir Pavlov G - Raymond Bernard @Beaviss

F - Mat Tocco F - Jet Jaguar F - Ambrose Stark F - Mat Tocco D - Hulk Hogan D - Vladimir Pavlov G - @GustavMattias

D - Vladimir Pavlov F - Jet Jaguar F - Ambrose Stark F - D - Hulk Hogan D - Vladimir Pavlov G - @Beaviss

1. S70 Draft is incoming. Do you think Beketov is the clear 1oa? If you were a GM, would you do anything besides picking him at 1oa? I mean yeah that's the easy pick, I might try to look for a hidden gem. Seems as though that'd be more satisfying as a GM. 2. What do you think the primary color of the Prague Phantoms is? Black? Blue? Purple? Pink? If you had to choose ONE color to represent them, what is it? Purple I guess? 3. Are you following the NFL football scene? I think it's their playoffs, are you caught up in the drama of it? Not much, I'm a Packers fan so I'm stoked on how well their season has gone/is going. Even then I've followed football less and less recently. 4. What are your personal targets for S70 in terms of sim stats? Whether it's a goal/assist/point total or maybe even some PIMs or hits. Jaguar had like 2 fights last season so I'm hoping I can somehow improve on that. Same goal as last season, I'd like to go a point per game. 5. Moscow had a few cap casualties after S69. We will miss our former teammates patpou and poptart, give them a word of thanks for their time and service to Moscow pls & ty. Sorry to see you go boys, take it easy on us when we play you yeah? 6. Moscow will have a couple rookies on our roster this year, aye my name is jeff and fever95. What kind of rookie hazing do you have in mind for our new boys? Not really into hazing, maybe just make them wear some dusty gear for warmups.

Whenever I see @BladeMaiden comment on a post.

I'm going to print this page out and frame it.