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1.) MOSCOW HAS WON THE CONTINENTAL CUP? Be honest - did you think we had a chance this season? Absolutely, we've slowly improved season after season. We were due to win it. 2.) You get one day with the cup - where are you taking it? I'm probably going to take it on a pub crawl and spend some time hanging out with fans. 3.) Do you believe we are early favorites to go back to back next season? Absolutely, most of our core is intact and regression didnt seem to hit any of us too hard. 4.) What type of championship merch is your player going to buy/wear? Probably just a Moscow Menace crewneck or something. I dont wear anything flashy. 5.) Do you like amusement parks? BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!!!! I'm down if it's the one in Tokyo. 6.) Recommend @gorlab a book to read! Read Dark Matter or Redshirts my dude.

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D- Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @Josh

Pretty sure that's Jordie Benn lol

@FrostBeard could've had the competition's leading scorer. Shame. ?

I usually agree with your stance whenever you call out problems with the league, but the changes with donations seem like the least offensive of the changes here, and this is coming from someone who has donated.

Yee

This is really clean. Thanks dude! ?

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I was always picked last in gym because I was really emo, wore skinny jeans under my gym uniform, and refused to participate. Don't feel bad lol.

The team captains might be a tiny bit biased, but who's to say?

1. Moscow has made the finals. A 7 game series with Calgary stands between us and the cup. Who do you think is Calgary's most dangerous player? Who cares? We fucking won boys!!!! 2. Two of the coldest climates in the VHL are playing for the cup. Win or lose, where are you going for summer vacation? Staying right here in Moscow, and will probably visit home since I'll be pretty close. 3. Who is your early choice for playoff MVP when we win the cup? I think Smitty takes it home. 4. Are you altering your player build at all before the finals or just keeping it as-is? Kept it the same. Stocking up for my first bout of regression. 5. Smitty and Gritty are really hungry for the cup, but who is going to party harder when we win it? I mean.... have you ever seen Gritty? 6. Can you recommend gorlab another movie to watch? Vanilla Sky. I've recommended this movie to basically everyone for over a decade.

Out here doing my best Jet impression.

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Fuck. I always hoped that one day we'd play on a team together.

1) Congratulations boys, Moscow has finished S70 top of the league and taken home the Victory Cup. A team meeting was called to decide if the team would touch the cup or not during the presentation. What was your vote? Nah I feel like that's just bad luck. 2) Moscow has been dominant on offence this season. Which teammate do you think your player clicked the best with in S70? I think Gritty and I really worked out well together on the second line this season. 3) The Menace are taking on Prague in the first round of the playoffs. They've been a tricky opponent in the regular season, who do you think is Prague's best player and why? I probably should've answered this sooner, they didnt turn out to be a very tricky opponent at all. 4) Moscow state-appointed Sports Psychologist has introduced a strict policy of positive visualization. Every morning you are to visualize lifting the Continental Cup on the ice. Which teammate do you envision handing the cup to after you've hoisted it? Well I'm wearing an A this season so I imagine Jet will hand it off to me. I'd for sure hand it off to Bernard if he already hadn't held it. 5) In an attempt to get Bernard pumped up for playoffs, the team decided that everyone would buy him a present to get him in a good mood. What are you buying him and why? I'm not sure, goalies are an odd sort, I wouldn't know what to get the guy, if he wants a round of shots it's on me though. 6) Smitty and Pavlov were 1-2 in the league for dmen scoring. The team is taking them out to celebrate. What drink do you buy for Smitty and what drink do you buy for Pavs? Smitty is getting the strongest thing they have behind the bar, and my slavic brother Pavlov is downing a shot of Slivovitz with me.

1) We're in the home stretch of the regular season and gearing up for playoffs. Are you still adding tpe to your build or just banking since we're performing? Just banking at the moment. Tocco is performing and well and I dont want to change anything haha. 2) It's a tight race for the goal scoring trophy in S70, and Moscow has three possible top snipers (Jaguar, Tocco, and Randoms). Who's going to have the most goals at the end of the season? It's gonna be hard to beat Jet. I think he takes it. 3) Surprisingly, NA is much closer in terms of points than EU is this season. Which NA team do you LEAST want to face in the Continental Cup finals? I don't have any preference. I think we'll hold our own against any team. 4) The media in Russia has recently been publishing articles about UFO sightings around Moscow. Do you believe in aliens/UFOs? Have you ever seen something in the sky you couldn't explain? The truth is out there. 5) Bernard is currently the win leader among VHL goalies. Do you think this will be enough to get him some trophy consideration? Will it override his dreadful save%? ? I'd like to be optimistic but no, I think Bernars is still a season off from bringing home some hardware. 6) Victor is planning to renovate the Moscow home locker room. Any suggestions on what features the design should have? He should install a state of the art sound system that is constantly blaring the State Anthem of the Russian Federation.

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@Telkster saves the day! Good shit man.

Smitty showing up for Moscow! Also shoutout to @Berocka for being pretty much the only person to pronounce my name right lol.

1) What is your player's favourite alcoholic (or non-alcoholic) drink? Becherovka. If you've ever visited Chicago, it's a bit like Malört. That's probably saying enough. 2) VHL recent repealed their trivia answer sharing ban. Are you happy about this or do you think everyone manually doing the trivia themselves is valid? I guess I'm indifferent. I appreciate the Gorlab being a g and hooking us up with answers every week, but I'd be fine with finding them on my own. 3) Which Menace player do you think is most likely to win their all-star skills competition event and why? Bernard hands down. Dude's a stud. 4) Smitty and Gritty have not re-signed in Moscow beyond this season. Please pitch them (and @ them) to convince them to stay in the motherland for at least another season. You should stay. Russia doesn't take too kindly to traitors. 5) VHL was recently canvassed regarding expansion locations. If you could choose only ONE north american and ONE european city for the VHL to expand to, what locations would you choose? I'll go with Chicago and Munich. 6) The S70 VHL playoff picture is becoming clearer. Who would you rather face in round 1? Helsinki, Prague, or Malmo and why? Let's take Malmo out early.

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