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YO. Pick six if you wanna use these for next week. 1. What's your favorite number? 2. What's your favorite color? 3. Would you play big chungus the video game if you had the chance? 4. If you had the choice between a bed that gives you 24 hours of sleep in 1 hour or one shower that keeps you clean for a week what would you choose? 5. Out of every other player on your team, who has the funniest name? (Richard Penisson, Big Chungus, Clap Bombs Fuck Moms, etc.) 6. Back or front of the plane/shuttle when the team travels? 7. Would you consider yourself captain material? 8. What type of player are you? (scorer, passer, defensive) 9. Do you prefer punching or kicking someone in the face? 10. Cats or dogs? (as pets not food please)

WHAT UP RIDOG SIGN WITH MEXICO CITY AGAIN

3peat incoming and y'all are gonna watch

To no surprise, the Seattle Bears landed Odin Omdahl at 3rd overall in the S70 VHL Draft this evening. Surely this is a great sign of what's to come for Omdahl, as Seattle is coming off of their second championship in as many seasons. Omdahl finished with 48 goals and 116 points in the VHLM last season. He's a very promising defenseman that can carry an offense, but is no slouch in his own end. With all of that being said, the Bears couldn't wait to get his ELC signed. Omdahl and his agent reading ELC Omdahl signs ELC Omdahl appears to slot in as the 5th defenseman in the Bears' depth chart. He's going to have to work his way into the lineup, and by all means he has plenty of time to do it. Having just won the Continental Cup, Seattle is comprised of players that, to say the least, know what they're doing. They should act as mentors for him as he learns the ins and outs of not only playing for a VHL team, but also a contender.

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Obviously this in order of importance... 1. Omdahl likes American chicks That's right... Omdahl is into that American booty. He refuses to get with Canadian women. Specifically stating "not my type" every time he is asked. 2. Omdahl scores goals It's no rumor that Calgary struggles to score... even if they have the most goals by any team they still struggle. Omdahl can't have that. We know this because he doesn't know much English, but he frequently says "I score goal." An excellent indicator that he likes to score goals. 3. Blade no longer playing for Calgary Blade was my GM in the VHLM and I had a tremendous time while I was there. That being said, the only reason I wanted to go to Calgary is because her player was there. Now, well... Wahl isn't there. She might still be in the locker room I don't really know but that's not the point. 4. Bush is betting on the Seahawks beating the Packers This is just pure bullshit. As the son of a devout Packer fan I can't let this slide. If he dares to pick me in the draft... I might as well just retire. How dare he side against the Packers? Despicable... And that pretty much sums up why I can't play for Calgary. You probably shouldn't select me in the draft!

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A more than pleasant ending to your first chapter of this series. I, along with most other players you covered are very appreciative of the tremendous amount of work you put into this every week. Thanks for keeping us in the loop. Looking forward to S71

that's the joke

No I’m going to DC Dragons at #3 just refer to Gustav’s article please.

you heard it here first... I’m getting drafted by the DC Dragons

YES! I've been eagerly awaiting this announcement.

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@Bushito don't pretend this isn't you

@Dil @Big Mac enough from the peanut gallery everybody is here for ME...

I'm sorry but I have to call you a boomer because buddy just said it five minutes ago

can anybody relate to this? my roommate opens the door and shuts it and knocks on the door to open it just seconds later. what the fuck is wrong with him?

Holy shit I’m blinded

HoF???

No I was the Ass Captain in Mexico City this season it definitely means Ass General Manager.

A = ass

Me

The Pope