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Because I'm a generous person, here's another small madlib-style media spot generator, this one for a VHL.com article. All you need to do is replace all of the words underlined. It makes it super easy. -------------- Scott Greene of the Seattle Bears was recently asked for comment on their 7 game winning streak. Here's what he had to say: "I think is absolutely wonderful. All of the guys are fantastic and really want to win. I think its simply a case of us playing a great game and really trying our hardest. Things have finally started to click." Hopefully the Bears performance continues to be good. They started out a bit rough but have gotten hotter as of late. The top line has been producing very well, as well as some of the people on the lower lines. It may be difficult for them to make it deep in the playoffs this year.

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67. I'm supposed to be cold-calling people for my sales job, but fuck that. It sucks, so I'm doing my press conference. I'm good, though! Thanksgiving was great and I'm going to hang out with my girlfriend tonight, so that's exciting. 68. I do. I have a sister who is one and a half years younger than me. 69. Blue, because I like it, I guess. 70. Pizza, without question. 71. Probably popcorn. Low in calorie and tasty. 72. Favorite movies would be The Shawshank Redemption, The Shining, Akira, Reservoir Dogs, Groundhog Day, etc.

A Seattle Bears Thanksgiving Poem By Scott Greene At the end of November, somewhere in Seattle The Bear house was full of nothing but rabble! The players were drunken, lively, and happy. There was much to eat and the weather was crappy. All was quite well, I really must say Until one of the Bears decided to play A prank on his teammates, and one that's quite cruel; He decided to dip his nuts in their gruel! He sneaked in the kitchen to complete his dark deed While the rest of the Bears were enjoying their mead. He unzipped his pants and brought them down to his ankle And said to himself "Surely this prank'll Make the boys laugh, loud, long and hearty!" He did what he wanted and returned to the party. The gruel was then served by little Bear Berocka and what they did taste was to them quite the shocka! "It's saltier than normal," quipped goalie Rayz Funk. "I agree," said Scott Greene, while chewing a chunk of soft oats, sugar and taste he can't place. "Whatever it is. it hits you right in the face," Hulk Hogan said, while concealing a smile. He'd been the one who, indeed, all the while Had been enjoying his prank at Seattle's expense. "I really can't place it," he falsely laments. But what happened next, was really a scare! Zoiderberg took a bite and pulled out a hair! It was long, blond and buff, just like someone we know, But the rest of the Bears were shocked, even Low! "Who would put such a thing in our porridge like that," Asked YVONNE with a slight French-Canadian twang. "I'm made quite ill, and almost just spat, I've never seen such a terrible thang." The rhyme scheme just changed, but please don't be frightened. It's just that I'm running out of ideas. Soon, the Bears would be enlightened As to who had ruined their wonderful meals. Hulk Hogan was laughing, long, loud an hearty! What a shame he isn't more of a smarty, For the secret he might have been able to hide If he had kept his laughter deep down inside! "Hogan, you asshole!" the Bears yelled while pointing their fingers! "You've ruined our porridge totally, even Twingers!" "It wasn't me, brothers," said Hogan while smiling. Just one look and the Bears knew he was lying. The got up from the table and surrounded their friend. "We have to make sure you don't do this again." They picked up Hulk Hogan and took him outside. "Where are we going?" he asked. "Just for quick ride!" They threw him in the back of the Bears travel bus Then threw it in gear; the engine caused quite a fuss And sputtered to life as they tore down the road and soon this story will be completely told. They drove to the country and into a forest Not a person around, not even a florist. They layed Hogan down on the leaves on the ground; They tied both his legs and his hands were then bound. They each took their turns dipping their nuts in ink And put them right on to what Hogan uses to think. Yes, they dropped balls onto Hogan's thick head But it's better than if he had ended up dead. The moral of the story is really quite clear and something you need not look too hard for, I fear. Remember to never teabag the gruel of a group of Bears, or you'll look quite the fool. 580 Words

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Scott Greene of the Seattle Bears recently decided to publish the first chapter of his fan-fiction, "Real American Love", and release it to every major market store in North America. Critics love the book, but fans don't seem to agree. We caught up with Greene to as him about how he felt overall about the reaction that it has received from the general public. "Well, it's not a story that everyone is going to love, but I felt it was one that needed to be written," says Greene. "I think people have often wondered what would happen if Hulk Hogan and HHH were in a committed relationship, and wondered even more how their dating life would go, so I decided to step up to the plate, so to speak. I've always prided myself on writing about subjects that the general public might not always like, but is definitely needed in the social conscious." Some readers had complained about feelings of nausea and discomfort after reading only the first chapter. Check out our review of "Real American Love" in our review section, and be sure to pick up a copy at your local book store!

57. Peace is going to fight Malmo, but I'm not sure why. Yes, he should change his name. 58. Another Continental Cup 59. Calgary, and they'll trade most of the team. 60. The locker room, the GM, and the whole team. 61. I like the locker room as it is. 62. He eats only meat and water, brother.

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You asked for it so here it is. This is a work of fiction… I think. Real American Love Chapter One He was nervous, He never got nervous. He was Heavyweight Champion of the World, for brother’s sake! Why would he be nervous about anything? All the leg drops, hulking up, and high-stakes matches he’d had over his career and he was worried about being nervous for a first date. “Take it easy, brother,” he told himself. “You like him. But it’s no big deal. You ate your vitamins and brushed your teeth, brother. Your pythons look huge. Your mustache is combed. It’s going to be a good night, brother.” Hulk Hogan looked himself up and down in the mirror. He was making sure his tank top looked as good as he thought it did. He had a big date tonight with a very successful guy. He drove a Ferrari and wore Rolex’s, so he leads a life style that Hulk was very accustomed to. They were going to meet at a local steakhouse. They were both in excellent shape, so they decided it would be a good place to get some beef. And Hulk wanted more than just beef. Hulk put on his best American flag bandana, oiled himself up, then walked out to his car. It was about 5pm in sunny California, so the lighting made him glisten in the sunlight. “I’m looking good, brother,” he thought to himself. “Someone like me, how could he not think I’m a worthy opponent? And I need it so badly. I haven’t had a good match in years…” More than anything, Hulk hoped that his date, Hunter, would challenge him. Life had became boring now that he was champ, and he hadn’t had someone worthy in a while. This kid was a prissy blue blood from Connecticut, so that worried him a bit, but he looked amazing and jacked in his pictures. Hulk got in his Lamborghini and started down the highway towards the steakhouse. Maybe he would beat Hunter there, so it’s possible that he could get some water before had to help calm his nerves. “I wish I could drink, but Hogan doesn’t do drugs, brother. Winners don’t do drugs, and I’m a winner.” They had agreed to meet up at 6pm, so he should have time to relax when he gets there. Hulk pulled up to the steakhouse at 5:45 and saw a bright red Ferrari in the parking lot with a license plate reading ‘TH3 G4M3’. “Oh, he’s already here, brother,” Hogan nervously said to himself. “It’s fine, I’ll just go right in. It’ll be fine, brother.” He took out his boom box, turned it to maximum volume, and started playing his theme song, “Real American.” Hulk kicked open the door. “When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside,” wailed the song. He pointed around the restaurant, looking into the eyes of all of the stunned guests. “No,” he thought, “These people are too weak, brother.” But then, he locked eyes with a steely-eyed man with a huge nose. The man was say shirtless in the corner, looking directly at him and not breaking eye contact. Hogan pointed at him and shouted “YOU!!!” He walked over and got right in Hunter Hurst Hemsley's face, stared into his beautiful eyes for about thirty seconds, puckered his lips and…… Continued in Chapter 2 500 words and more

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Review First of all, Bana is evil, so good choice of Dr. Evil for representing him. The images of war in the background are accurate as well. Font color is a little weird, but 10/10, would Evil again.

Review I love the colors and the background effect. The smoke is a little distracting in front of the name, but it's really neat all the same. I have to say, I love the background though.

Review I love that this looks like a poster that would be hanging on a beach somewhere. Great color scheme and cool vintage feel. The font can be hard to read in some regions because of the background, but it looks really cool otherwise.

Review Really neat look. It looks like someone took a picture of a plaque on a wall. Solid concept. Only thing is that it looks like the player is photoshopped in front of the net. Maybe finding a pic of a player already in a net would make it look more natural.

Review Okay, this is epic. The colors work really well and I love that the lion is being thrust through some sort of portal to this burning forest. The shading on his mane looks a little odd though and really makes this slightly less realistic. I like it.

Review Like the colors and the style. Very vaporwave in its appearance. Not too much to say about this one as I pretty much like everything about it. Maybe better shading on the logo to make it look less shopped.