fonziGG

1. It’s a safe and valuable pick. Imagine getting a player you know will fully earn. Guaranteed. 2. C more valuable cause more responsibility. That’s just the fact of the matter. 3. I will disappoint but the rest are goated. 4. Is Canada still useless? Idk I haven’t been following tbh. 5. I think it’s fine. Are there more than just Ahma doing it? 6. Just exhausted from the child tbh. Love the kid tho but it’s a new life for sure.

1. Man that sucks balls. Maybe next time we don’t suck balls and win the cup gosh! 2. It seems so. High value goalies are super important imo even though they take up a lot of cap. 3. You took yourself you loser. Makes sense though ngl. Sad to see Cole go but we always blame him anyways 4. Good luck in New York! New York is a fun city and hopefully they’re good in this day and age! 5. Yourself. Feel like that one was bloody obvious! 6. Do your second option. Free Netflix is free Netflix baby.

He's lazy mane

Player Information Username: fonziGG Player Name: Dart-For-Moderator Recruited From: Returning Age: 16 Position: LW Height: 80 in. Weight: 250 lbs. Birthplace: Afghanistan Player Page @VHLM GM

Lmao I remember being like “bruh leave the jards alone”

Oslo Storm Press Conference 1. What are some brands you’re affiliated with? 2. Are there any players in the league doing hard drugs? 3. Whos the biggest bum in the VHL? 4. Who has been the biggest surprise this season? 5. Do you have any suggestions for staff? 6. How much beer can @Schnee chug?

Lazy but talented

Oslo Storm Press Conference 1. What are your personal statistical goals this season? 2. What is your favourite donut? 3. Who’s the biggest bum in the VHLM and why? 4. What is your go-to pizza order? 5. What can the staff here in Oslo do to improve your experience? 6. How much beer can @Rhynex Entertainment chug?

Oslo Storm Press Conference 1. How are you and your teammates acclimating to Oslo? 2. Have you found a home to live in for the season? If so, describe it! 3. Who’s the biggest bum in the VHLE and why? 4. Do you think you are a one and done VHLE player or? 5. What can the staff here in Oslo do to improve your experience? 6. How much beer can @CowboyinAmerica chug?

This sent me

Oslo Storm Press Conference 1. Draft is tonight. Is there any great prospects we don’t know of yet? 2. Do you like cookies or cookie dough? 3. What attribute are you upgrading next? 4. Which VHL team is your favorite and why? 5. What can the staff here in Oslo do to improve your experience? 6. How much beer can @dlamb chug?

Oslo Storm Press Conference 1. The draft is on Monday. Who should we draft? 2. Who shouldn’t we draft on Monday? 3. What do you think the VHLE needs more of? 4. Who do you predict is going to be the contenders this season? 5. Who do you predict is going to be the tanking teams this season? 6. How has your experience been in the VHLE and with Oslo?

Not sure imma go that high lmfao

I feel I should go lower

Oh true how did I miss that one. Don’t even look at the bottom line. Tf is going on there