dylanjj37

wow thank you! glad i beat @ace_five_

also he doesnt change colour hes a real pony

this is totally untrue ivan zampony (named after @eagle_3450) is las vegas's zamboni driver and he does not live in a zoo. if any team is going to be rebranded after their zamboni driver it should be the leafs not las vegas

john season has always been suspicious of @dogwoodmaple and will be happy to assist the investigators with any and all inquiries 

john season has always been suspicious of @dogwoodmaple and will be happy to assist the investigators with any and all inquiries 

1. i have enjoyed playing under our new gm lucyxpher
 
2. dogwood, our hero dogwood, dog-saver dogwood. lets talk about someone else for once!
 
3. everyone is our biggest rival. this is a competition
 
4. i refuse to answer this question. you should already have this in your notes!
 
5. i did not pay attention to any of these but i saw max verstappen didnt win a gp which is crazy
 
6. at home. i cant be bothered to celebrate anything.

1. i have enjoyed playing under our new gm lucyxpher
 
2. dogwood, our hero dogwood, dog-saver dogwood. lets talk about someone else for once!
 
3. everyone is our biggest rival. this is a competition
 
4. i refuse to answer this question. you should already have this in your notes!
 
5. i did not pay attention to any of these but i saw max verstappen didnt win a gp which is crazy
 
6. at home. i cant be bothered to celebrate anything.

1. i cant wait to play with john season. he is so amazing. 100% should be captain.
 
2. no im not really bothered about winning awards
 
3.  i never listen to any embarrassing songs. you shouldnt be embarrassed about what you like listening to.
 
4. i want to be the very best, like no one ever was.
 
5. my player has no weaknesses. see above re: being the very best.
 
6. of course, we meet all the criteria to win

1. i cant wait to play with john season. he is so amazing. 100% should be captain.
 
2. no im not really bothered about winning awards
 
3.  i never listen to any embarrassing songs. you shouldnt be embarrassed about what you like listening to.
 
4. i want to be the very best, like no one ever was.
 
5. my player has no weaknesses. see above re: being the very best.
 
6. of course, we meet all the criteria to win

1. my performance has been truly outstanding. could never have imagined how great id be
2. ive enjoyed playing hockey which is good because its my job
3. totally confident
4. no
5. nobody will win the cups and the playoffs will be cancelled
6. i heard the coyotes won a game

Player Information
Username: dylanjj37
Player Name: John Season
Recruited From: Member (mclovin)
Age: 16
Position: D
Height: 66 in.
Weight: 140 lbs.
Birthplace: France

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past the vhle? the question should be does he MAKE the vhle

Player Information
Username: dylanjj37
Player Name: John Season
Recruited From: Member (mclovin)
Age: 16
Position: D
Height: 66 in.
Weight: 140 lbs.
Birthplace: France

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This week, the Las Vegas Aces announced their newest captain, Didier Verhault. Hoping to avoid having the worst captain in the league like they did last season, former Aces captain Juan Ceson set up a captaincy masterclass for the new rookie captain. Verhault was eager to participate so that he would not fail at his job like Maxim Anisimov. Anisimov had been far too much of a teacher’s pet, sucking up to the AGM Mack McLovin and failing to be a good captain both on and off the ice. Thankfully, Verhault was a fast learner and was very quick to pass all the requirements of being a good captain thanks to Juan Ceson’s excellent training. It poses well for the future of the Las Vegas Aces’ captaincies and will hopefully lead to the team performing better, especially since AGM Mack McLovin was also fired from being AGM due to being biased towards Maxim Anisimov. The new AGM has a great track record and will help turn the team around.
Verhault has also taken the lead on the Aces Anti-AGM movement which Juan Ceson has successfully been running for many seasons. As the teams moves into a new era, however, it has progressed to become the Aces Anti-GM movement since the AGM at the moment is amazing and everyone loves them.
 
@FTK @McLovin

This week, the Las Vegas Aces announced their newest captain, Didier Verhault. Hoping to avoid having the worst captain in the league like they did last season, former Aces captain Juan Ceson set up a captaincy masterclass for the new rookie captain. Verhault was eager to participate so that he would not fail at his job like Maxim Anisimov. Anisimov had been far too much of a teacher’s pet, sucking up to the AGM Mack McLovin and failing to be a good captain both on and off the ice. Thankfully, Verhault was a fast learner and was very quick to pass all the requirements of being a good captain thanks to Juan Ceson’s excellent training. It poses well for the future of the Las Vegas Aces’ captaincies and will hopefully lead to the team performing better, especially since AGM Mack McLovin was also fired from being AGM due to being biased towards Maxim Anisimov. The new AGM has a great track record and will help turn the team around.
Verhault has also taken the lead on the Aces Anti-AGM movement which Juan Ceson has successfully been running for many seasons. As the teams moves into a new era, however, it has progressed to become the Aces Anti-GM movement since the AGM at the moment is amazing and everyone loves them.
 
@FTK @McLovin

I think you only get TPE if I get TPE

Player Information
Username: dylanjj37
Player Name: Ant R Sap
Recruited From: Member (Spartan)
Age: 50
Position: RW
Height: 80 in.
Weight: 140 lbs.
Birthplace: Guadeloupe

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@VHLM GM

Player Information
Username: dylanjj37
Player Name: Ant R Sap
Recruited From: Member (Spartan)
Age: 50
Position: RW
Height: 80 in.
Weight: 140 lbs.
Birthplace: Guadeloupe

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@VHLM GM

Player Information
Username: dylanjj37
Player Name: Ant R Sap
Recruited From: Member (Spartan)
Age: 50
Position: RW
Height: 80 in.
Weight: 140 lbs.
Birthplace: Guadeloupe

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@VHLM GM

please consider making it out of grass so i can eat it!

Dear Vincent Laroche-Gagnier and all the Award Committee,
 
Thank you kindly for this prestigious honour you have awarded me. It means so much that you think so highly of my contributions in your locker room.
 
I would like to thank my grandmother, Nanny Goat, who raised me and without whom I could not have won this award. 
 
I would also like to thank all my many fans and followers in the Mississauga Hounds locker room who have helped me accomplish this achievement.
 
Lastly, in return for this honour, I will consider making ONE and only ONE item of clothing for your (Vincent's) dear friend Bill Goates. However, I reserve the right to make it as ugly as I want.
 
My dearest condolences,
 
Jean-Paul Goatier, the goat fashion designer

stan par rejected by spartan 😭

1. Do lots of things, lots of fun things, like AGMing Bratislava
2. You will not be in a good spot afterwards as you have removed your draft expert DYL from the draft channel.
3. Looks like it will be good as lots of people dont want to actually be in teh VHLE so it is lesss popular. 
4. Atlanta thrashers (winnipeg jets🤢) and buffalo sabres or many other teams
5. Good locker rooms must be active which is why DYL is so good for bratislava as he keeps the lr active.
6. My personal opinion is that rory is not a good gm because he fired DYL.

I am applying for this job that I did not know I no longer had?

I support your cause. Also bring back krice @Ricer13