JigglyGumballs

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Gustav

Ah yes the potential greatest rookie class of all time is also Riga

I'd be interested

People who chose me in fantasy will like this game

22 points in 29 games isn't bad for a rookie. Heck it's pretty good actually. For reference I only had 35 points in 72 games as a rookie on a far worse team that NY now.

Las Vegas Aces Press Conference 1/2 - 7/2 Answer these questions for 2 Capped TPE 1) With only 15 points this season so far, LVA is 2nd last in league standings. Do you think it's still possible to sneak into the postseason? 2) To give Spartan more pain, this is the first season since he took over LVA that Vegas is not actively competing. At least not for now. What do you think about this? What does this say about @Spartan as a GM? 3) @Gally is 5th in the VHLM in shots, @TacticalHammer is 2nd in shots blocked, and @I'll change this later is 10th in defenseman league-wide in terms of points. What does this say about our team effort? 4) Minnesota and Houston are neck and neck for no.1 in the league. Will Houston maintain their lead or will Minny catch up and overtake them? 5) Do you think my presser questions are too long, or makes you think too much? Do you like these kind of pressers? Be honest. 6) What was your favorite toy growing up?

The best thing about hiring an AGM is stripping their rights from them

Yeah but LAS G used to be unstoppable. Sad to see he's become the next King Lundqvist.

This is honestly a really great perspective for those who are looking to hire someone into a position. I also really appreciate the advice you give for those who are looking to get themselves a job. Based on personal experience, any further advice from me is to just keep trying. Sure it may be a bit frustrating to miss out on a few opportunities, but just keep trying and you'll land one eventually. Still a great read!

But damn 3 assist game against DC tho

β-LAS G you've failed us

The theme for theme week is making up possible future themes for theme week

Claiming week (4/4)

Welcome to the VHL, @jpjlovesla The Las Vegas Aces are thrilled to offer you a spot on our 2nd defensive pairing as a key role player for us. We're a team that prides themselves on helping out new players and making them into the best they can be. We've brought on and developed quite a few waiver players such as yourself over the past few seasons, and many of them have gone in the top 2 rounds of the VHLM and VHL Drafts. While this may not be season for you to rack up the dazzling stats, this is where you set yourself up for stardom in your future. We're proud to host one of the most active Discord Locker Rooms in the league, as well as a forum locker room for our friends without Discord. We understand that entering sim leagues can be confusing - we're here to help you through the process! Everyone on the team, and our alumni, are happy to offer you their wisdom and assistance, and even just chat about anything you may want to. This is a team for everyone, and we hope to see you on it! If you have any questions or need any sort of help, I'd be happy to assist you in any way. Feel free to PM me on the forums or just DM me on Discord at @En1GmA#5695! If you'd like to sign with us and join the party in Vegas, please quote this offer and type "Down to get lucky!" Best, Jiggs Las Vegas AGM

(Refer to this article for the full story) Looks like even Hockey is making a buzz in Hollywood as the newest hockey movie, featuring LA Stars defender Jiggly Gumballs has just premiered. And so far, it's been quite a success. The initial reception has been good as the movie Goon Buddies is all about best friends Luke Lancer and Howard Binks, who is played by Gumballs. The story follows the pair as they go from a beer league bruisers to Major League stars as their fast, hard-checking, bone crushing style of play gets them recruited by the California Streakers. A charming wacky movie full of hijinks on and off the ice. Critics have commended Gumballs for his acting. It definitely won't win any awards, however his performance as Howard Binks was pretty much the perfect role for the defender. After the premiere, which Gumballs attended, he was interviewed about his experiences with production: "Oh it was a blast. Working with Joshua Jackson (who played his partner Luke Lancer) was a great experience, heck we're actually quite close as of late. He'd call me after my games and tell me how bad I played. As for the production itself. I actually had the opportunity to be a part of the creative process. A couple of my suggestions were actually implemented in the film and looks like the audience enjoyed it. I'm honestly glad Disney chose to make something original for once and this will surely help with growing the sport and introducing hockey to kids all over the world." Gumballs was then asked about any future work in terms of sequels, especially he still has 2 more films in his contract: "I'm not gonna give you a hint of what's coming next. I'll let those nosy bastards in the paparazzi leak it. Though things will hopefully be a lot better looking forward." (311 words) Side note: I love how a new Mighty Ducks trailer came out recently just as I was going to make this article.

Mexico City Kings in the VHLM already exist lol

5 ASSIST GAME WTF

Holy fuck 7 shots blocked

I thought I was lynched @GustavMattias??? Also hey my only time talking in this game so far is to remind Gustav that I'm dead

Bold of you to assume we're going to succeed

Las Vegas Aces Press Conference 25/1 - 31/1 Answer these questions for 2 Capped TPE 1) So currently we have a 2-6-2 record. Which as you can tell, is kind of a yikes. What can we do to improve our record? 2) We've had a couple of close games against Houston as of late. Which if you don't know, is still currently undefeated. What does that say about our work ethic as a team? 3) Do you think other teams underestimate us? 4) What's something you do in order to help you relax? 5) Coffee or tea? 6) Have you been to any concerts? If not, which band/artist's concert would you like to attend if given the chance to?

claiming week (3/4)

With the 76th VHL season underway, Los Angeles yet again finds themselves in a rather tough situation. They have not only struggled to score as of late, but they are getting pummeled in the net. Of course with the key addition of John Merrick, the offense has improved. Though despite that, their goaltender still most of the time faces 40 or more shots a game. However, lets forget all of that for a moment and take a look at a certain LA defenseman who's probably had the best start in his VHL career so far. And no it's not Hulk Hogan Jr. Of course, we're going to be taking a look at me. In 11 games played so far. Jiggly Gumballs has had 1 goal, 6 assists and 7 points with a -4 rating. For a passing defenseman, that's not bad. A 0.63 point per game pace is something that I'll definitely be happy about. Mostly because it's over the number 0.5. Anyways, moving onto the more defensive stats, so far Gumballs has had 27 hits and a league leading 42 shots blocked. To give you perspective, and to throw more random math, when you spread those shots blocked over the 11 game period, Jiggs would've blocked about 3.8 shots every game to put up that number. Of course since you can't technically block 0.8 of a shot, it's better to round up to 4. That's honestly gotta hurt. It's likely that Jiggs's legs are just dead after every game just because of how many shots he's been blocking. Yet somehow the opposing team still gets 40+ shots on goal each game. Anyways in a blatant attempt to get last minute TPE, I'm going to leave it here and hopefully I'll see everyone next time! (295 words)

Rreview: I really like the narrative you put into your offseason. I think it's pretty creative and I really like the "holy smokes it's bigfoot" sort of situation with the media and Hunter. I also like the formatting, the parsgraphing isn't too blocky and it's actually pretty easy to read even on mobile. I would like to see a bit more colour or stuff like italizing your text to make things stand out but otherwise, really good read! 8/10