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eaglesfan036

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  1. cool to see i actually have a good team in this for once @CowboyinAmerica don't let me down!
  2. That roster made the playoffs last season minus Del Zotto, and with scrub Manning in rather than Provorov. I can see a late round playoff seed again.
  3. This is a disgrace. I have a 1st round pick and i may as well not even bother showing up for the draft
  4. Upon some hardcore investigation, I actually discovered the last time the Quebec City Chokes won a playoff series. Sure, the team has had a few byes from leading some meaningless regular season standings over the year, but once it comes playoff time the team always falls flat on their face. I had to put in a lot of hard work to actually discover the last time Quebec won a playoff series, as our games discussion box only goes up to the S44 games. It turns out, I had to click on the Seasons 1-43 tab in order to find the Meute's last playoff series win, in which they defeated the Americans 4-3 in S42. Quebec's last playoff series win was so long ago it is only available on VCR Over the year's Quebec seems to run the same formula for failure. They experience a decent amount of regular season success, and think themselves set up for playoff dominance. Their GM will trash talk meaningless regular season victories, using his favorite phrase, "ez." Well guess what Kesler, Quebec has been the "eziest" team to beat in the playoffs for the longest time. Quebec has found all kinds of ways to lose in the playoffs, such as losing to underdog opponents Seattle and Calgary in S43 and S44, or losing to teams in New York or Toronto that were just clearly the superior team. Looking at some of Quebec's past rosters, Kesler has assembled some solid rosters that probably should have at least won one playoff series. However, Kesler brings bad karma to himself with his constant trash talk, and his team's have often had fellow trash talker's follow suit. Looking at the numbers, all logic seems to indicate that Quebec should defeat Calgary in the playoffs. The Meute currently have 19 more points than Calgary, and way more goals for and much less goals against. Also, a quick glance at the rosters shows Quebec has lots of high tpe players, while Calgary does not. The only area Calgary arguably has an edge against Quebec is goaltending, as Ariel Weinstein has the 2nd best save percentage in the league while Quebec's scrub goalie Victor only has the 3rd best. To have a shot at this series, Wranglers GM Austin Gow has instructed his phones to do whatever possible to get into Greg Clegane's head. Calgary fans will be allowed to bring live horses to the playoff series, both in support of the team's mascot and also to distract Clegane, as Game of Thrones fans know how much Greg likes to chop off horse heads. The hope is that although Calgary will likely be outshot, WeinGod will use his magic in net and Greg Clescrub will let in a few garbage goals to allow Calgary to win the series. All logic points towards Quebec winning their playoff series against Calgary. However, it is clear that the Meute have bad karma and will forever be cursed in the playoffs. I am going to tap into that karma and vex Quebec with some playoff voodoo.
  5. @Smarch with dat perfect save percentage
  6. No Konecny? Also why are we dragging Ghost down with MacDonald
  7. you would be a great addition to any team for the both present and the future
  8. Kesler killed Harambe

    1. FacePuncher

      FacePuncher

      #DicksOutForHarambe

    2. Higgins

      Higgins

      Harambe was an inside job

    3. Kesler

      Kesler

      Higgins would have no job if it wasnt for the blow job.

  9. gm's are going to offer you contracts
  10. @JardyB10 @Smarch @ADwyer87 is banned @Victor @Dangles13 @TheLastOlympian07 @sterling @hedgehog337 @Harry F'n Hans
  11. Ottawa gets a Super Cock.
  12. why didn't you tag yourself
  13. Toronto receives: Nothing New York receives: TOR RW2 (39), TOR RW3 (38)
  14. I feel like we have beaten Cologne and Davos a good amount this season
  15. I'm sure computer cars probably have faster reaction time to obvious things like a car making a quick stop in front of you or a car turning into you. But the decision making for where to go to dodge it is where the human brain is still better, such as seeing if there is a shoulder to go to, are you in a two lane road and can dodge to other lane, could you dodge to the other side of the ride if there is no incoming traffic, or would it be better to just hit a wall or a tree?
  16. updated
  17. @Phil are you still accepting sterling's offer?
  18. I would never want a self-driving vehicle just because they can't adapt to rapid changes on the road like humans can.
  19. welcome back
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