eaglesfan036

everyone missed me and smarch wrecking people with 5 million hits

You probably read that title and thought, "Eags why are you trippin on a Monday night boi?" Well I am not trippin, Calgary actually has the best road record in the NA Conference at 9-3-1. You would think with such a great road record the team would at least be in a playoff spot, but no... Calgary also has the worst home record in the NA Conference at 1-9-2. So Calgary is proposing a new initiative. Any hockey fan that lives outside of Calgary will be given free admission to all home games, in order to get more opposing fans into the stadium and create that key away game atmosphere. Either that or @Smarch needs to do his hotel shower shenanigans for home games as well. Speaking of smarch, he will probably read this and wonder why I'm not on NHL yet. Well smarch, I have to walk down 2 flights of stairs to get there, and on my trip down I have to pee and get a glass of water, so I will see you in approximately 4.56 minutes upon this post.

nice win wrangs! Sir William Covington III and Jace Hines fight to a draw at 5:42 of 1st period lol @KingRobbie can't even fight our sniper and he thinks he's a goon

ill be on in 20

nah im getting drunk at a wedding tonight

happy to have you recreate too my one recruit has turned into a great one!

lol what is wrong with me

yes boubabi is returning and shits!

ur welcome

you never tagged me you twat

signed to saskatoon

losses

Welcome back to the VHL @BPH! @Smarch @JardyB10 @ADwyer87 @Victor @sterling @TheLastOlympian07 @ADwyer87 @hedgehog337

Here's an update on how each Wrangs prospect is doing @solas - Theo Axelsson is having a pretty solid rookie year so far, leading the team with 19 points in 22 games. He also leads the team with 99 hits, bringing a great two way presence to the squad. Probably the team's best opportunity for rookie of the year award. @eaglesfan036 - Gowecny has 16 points on the year, though he leads the team with 9 goals, and has one of the league's top shooting percentages. He and Axelsson are starting to develop some good chemistry. @Cuffy - The Wranglers captain Lahey is playing like a typical rookie defensemen, as he doesn't have a ton of points but does have the second most blocked shots on the team. Once Kendrick finally updates Cuffy's player expect his points to go up a decent amount @Mr.Baller - Unfortunately Klingburg's scoring ways did not transfer from the VHLM. He has pretty similiar stats to cuffy, but expect him to keep getting better as his player keeps getting updated. @Caillean - Even though Jalopski just had an update to 133 tpe, he seems to being having worse stats than last year when he had 30 tpe and was able get something like 19 points from achievement tracker. The sim is a funny thing. @enigmatic - Akerfeldt has the most shutouts and best save percentage in the VHLM. She is mostly likely on track to win her 2nd best goalie award in a row! @Ventas - Alokin Alset nearly has a point per game with Bern, which is a solid start to the season. Ventas keeps trying to convince everyone he is inactive but we all know he's not <3

1) Why do you get so mad when Davos loses to Calgary? 2) Why is Kesler's grammar so bad? 3) Favorite VHL member?

Nice win fam

Nice win fam

If Gagner is your team's 2nd line center you are in major trouble

1) Do you see a lot of the stereotypical texas stuff? 2) If you could travel anywhere in the world where and why? 3) Why aren't you banned yet? 4) Who is your favorite VHL member besides me?

I had something about banning you in there, I must not have been able to think of good rhymes

lol you think diana maxwell is sterling

A VHL Children's Story On a fine day in 2007, the VHL was created For 9 straight years, @Kendrick's players have skated. During that time, members have come and gone Yet @sterling still says, "Get off my lawn!" @Knight was once a commish, and used to be active Now @Phil has joined, and he's more attractive! @tfong is always on chat, because he slacks during work Let's hope his boss doesn't catch him, and act like a jerk @boubabi has 5 multis, and is also French But he has the tpe record, which makes @Higgins a wench Speaking of boobs, @boom likes them too If you're ever in his locker room, it's quite a zoo @flyersfan1493 was on blue team, at least for an hour Don't beat him in NHL, or he will get quite sour Speaking of NHL, @Smarch can't complete a pass Then @Dangles13 tries a 360, and I give him lots of sass @JardyB10 is our simmer, and @Draper is our rigger They often compare sizes, to see which one's bigger The Meute are silent, hey I made a pun They haven't won a cup in ages, now isn't that fun! @Ghost Reaper likes to retire, and is one of the league's biggest whiners He likes to talk trash, but loses to a team of fourth liners @KingRobbie also has a big mouth, and he drove the short bus I often find him funny, so that's a plus @Ahma couldn't find his lizard, so he decided to leave For his lizard had died, so he decided to grieve @frescoelmo is proud of his heritage, he lives in the best country on earth Many talk down upon Murica, but they don't know its worth! @Victor is an old man, and he is the league historian But when I think of him, I think of a chorian I hope @Jericho comes back, so we can have another pajodcast Then @brovy could stop watching MLG cod, and stop watching the Codcast @Squinty was a great guy, and @tfong probably misses him I always pm him to come back, and so does Jim I just remembered, I think @STZ is asian I googled something that rhymed, and found the word suasion. @Cuffy is Calgary's longtime captain, and has always been loyal @Jamie is another longtime captain, and she thinks she's royal. @gorlab got banned from the SHL, and he needs a safe space Luckily for us, he's still allowed in this place @CowboyinAmerica is the best goalie ever, some call him a god I had to trade him, but I miss having him on the squad @DollarAndADream is a good captain, and won the Grimm Johnson award Phil used to win that a lot, and I think he just got bored I'm now over 450 words, so my work here is done I hope you've enjoyed reading this, as I've had lots of fun. Thanks for 50 great seasons VHL, it's been real Let's hope for 50 more, cause that's a big deal.

@YEAH!stlemania would be proud!