According to reports, multiple members of the Yukon Rush organization believe that Sachimo Roidberg is a vampire.
-GM Austin Gow noticed that Roidberg had double the points in night games compared to day games
-Defensewoman and girlfriend of Roidberg noticed that Roidberg sleeps during the day and is awake at night
- Higgins Donald Draper believes that Roidberg was sucking on his blood after he had passed out drunk
- Alistar Graves thinks Roidberg is a vampire because he never drinks water and doesn't let his teamates see what is in his "water" bottle during games
- Overlord Victor is in connection to this vampire plot because he is a British person who says bloody a lot
- Bruno Wolf believes Roidberg is a vampire because he is fat
- Squinty will be reading this hi Squinty
- I think Jason reads these too
- Victor reads every single post in the VHL ever cause he is a spy
- Boom will probably like this xm raadio