According to reports, multiple members of the Yukon Rush organization believe that Sachimo Roidberg is a vampire.
-GM Austin Gow noticed that Roidberg had double the points in night games compared to day games
-Defensewoman and girlfriend of Roidberg noticed that Roidberg sleeps during the day and is awake at night
- Higgins Donald Draper believes that Roidberg was sucking on his blood after he had passed out drunk
- Alistar Graves thinks Roidberg is a vampire because he never drinks water and doesn't let his teamates see what is in his "water" bottle during games
- Overlord Victor is in connection to this vampire plot because he is a British person who says bloody a lot
- Bruno Wolf believes Roidberg is a vampire because he is fat
- Squinty will be reading this hi Squinty
- I think Jason reads these too
- Victor reads every single post in the VHL ever cause he is a spy
- Boom will probably like this xm raadio
Thank you for the work all you head honchos do (Victor, Sterling, Jardy Higgings, etc.)
You guys have are running an awesome league that I spend at least an hour a day on probably