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F - Alex Johnston @jRuutu you're up!

I'll keep this updated for everyone. 1. @Daniel Janser F - Paul Atreides F - Reylinn Reinhart F - Nico Pearce D - Tom Eagles D - Rolf Fizzlebeef Jr G - Xavier Booberry 2. @Ahma F - Duncan Idaho F - Saku Kotkakoivu F - Taylor Mourning D - Asher Reinhart D - Poopy Peepants G - Em Em Flex 3. @adison F - Jonathan Ori F - Brendan Telker F - Zach Kisslinger II D - Erlantz Jokinen D - Hari Singh Nalwa G - Oskar Lindbergh 4. @thadthrasher (GM) F - Alex Johnston F - Zeedayno Chara F - Anze Miklavz D - Battre Sandstrom D - Jerome Reinhart G - David Davis 5. @jRuutu F - Zaza Colors F - Phil The Rock Johnson F - Sigard Petrenko D - Aurelien Moreau D - Alessandro Nano G - Papa Emeritus 6. @Strider F - Baby Bob F - Vinny Detroit F - AJ Williams D - Hard Markinson D - Tui Sova G - Cole Pearce

Ricer we should team up

I’m applying!

Stockholm also makes an offer.

Stockholm has made a Free Agent offer to Arthur Kimura

Yo, sign me up. Also, while I've never been a group manager before, I'll happily do it this time!

Stockholm has made a Free Agent offer to @Gaikoku-hito's player Pierre Emile Bouchard

Stockholm makes a free agent offer

Stockholm makes a FA offer

I really didn't expect the Kanou, thanks for the votes everyone!

Stockholm Vikings make a Free Agency offer to @Eldredman Aldwin Craig

Stockholm has made a Free Agent offer to @Lefty_S Mr Duk

Accepto

Napoleon Dynamite Prospect Scouting Report There really isn't much that is known about the up-in-coming star Napoleon Dynamite. What we do know, on a personal level, is that he's a young kid who was bullied a lot in high school, he often exaggerates his stories, and he doesn't have many friends. However, when it comes to the world of hockey, we know quite a bit. After sharing some interest in coming to the VHL as a whole, the VHLM Saskatoon Wild expressed great interest in the young center and added him to their roster. Dynamite became a Wild player near the end of the season, only playing 14 games during the regular season. During those 14 games, Dynamite didn't really show much promise, only securing 2 points for the entire time. He was a decent lower-tier player, but not incredibly essential. However, the playoffs changed it all. During the S82 playoff run for the Saskatoon Wild, Dynamite played 5 more games than he did in the regular season. In these 19 playoff games, Dynamite had 6 goals and 11 points, blocked 10 shots, and had 3 game-winning goals. Where his light shined the brightest though was during Game 7 against the Houston Bulls. In this incredibly important game, Dynamite proved his worth by securing a natural hat-trick, allowing the Wild to capture the cup. It became quickly evident that Dynamite was of a new breed of young hockey players. His success in the VHLM has allowed him to do something that has mostly been unseen, skip the VHLM draft. Dynamite, who has recently signed a Free Agent contract with the Bratislava Watchmen of the VHLE, will not play any more games in the VHLM, and is looking to grow quickly in the VHLE. S83 will be an incredibly important one for Dynamite. It's in this time that he will need to show off his skills and raise his worth if he hopes to be selected in the first round of the S84 draft for the VHL. If Napoleon hopes to succeed in this new level of competition he's going to have to lean into his strengths and work on his weaknesses. Strengths Dynamite seems to be a natural goal scorer who works well under pressure. He's a strong center who is capable of winning a majority of the face-offs he takes, and he doesn't allow others to push him around while he's threading the puck through defensemen in the offensive zone. Weaknesses Dynamite has two things that are working against him. The first being his speed. This will be a crucial piece of his overall game if he wishes to do well this season. On top of that, Dynamite has a bit of an explosive personality, often taking unnecessary penalties and letting the heat of the moment get to him. Bratislava management is hopeful that some anger management courses will help him out.

After a rather exciting year in the VHLM, Napoleon Dynamite was given the news that he was eligible for free agency in the VHLE! Now, he isn't quite draft eligible yet, but with Dynamite growing in skill and popularity VHLE teams were quick to reach out and offer positions on their rosters for the season. Dynamite received offers from nearly every VHLE team and even went on to interview with a few of the general managers. A few of the teams offered Dynamite a bit of ice-time and some focused development training, while others had more of a need for centers of Dynamite's caliber. Of all the teams that reached out to Dynamit, the Bratislava Watchmen proved to be the organization that caught Dynamite's eye the most. Under the confident leadership of @FrostBeard, Dynamite has made it known that he thinks this could be a great season for him in the VHLE. He believes that another cup is soon to be in his future. His end goal is to bump his draft stock up even more for next year's draft. With his career taking off as quickly as it has during these last few months, many around the world are eager to see what happens throughout the career of the young Napoleon Dynamite.

1. I honestly don't have a dream car. 2. I'm now learning that there are A LOT of sim leagues. I'd say it would be cool to get a Zombie Apocalypse/Survival sim league lol 3. The Pittsburgh Penguins, of course. QUESTIONS: 1. What are your thoughts on the Hybrid Attributes? 2. When you are bored, what's the first thing you typically think to do? 3. If you could do any job in the world, but would make $0, what would it be and why?

Stockholm has made a free agent contract offer.

Best line ever

That's how he gets the hot air balloon to fly, by yelling.

I really have no business making graphics. This week is busy for me so I'm trying to get things done early on and my computer with actual photo editing programs is at the office, so here's the best I could do given the tools I currently have.

Napoleon Dynamite is up to some new antics now that the regular season is over. His daily practice sessions are growing in intensity, but the new VHLM player who holds a championship is looking to have a little bit of fun. At this last practice session, it was reported that Dynamite practiced the entire time while skating backward, and with only one skate on! It was an incredible sight that had everyone awestruck. The make things even better, Dynamite had been spending a lot of time working on the Michigan goal, that goal that makes the old and slow veterans cringe and cross-check people. Well, not only did he perfect the move while skating normally, he is now capable of doing it while skating backward and with only one skate on. Of course, this impressed everyone there, even his fans. The only person who was not impressed was his personal trainer, who simply asked that Napoleon would work on his defensive skills a little bit. Hopefully, after this session, Dynamite will put the antics to the side and step into some serious hockey business. With the draft coming up he will need to be in tip-top shape to ensure that he goes early on.

This will be the last ride for Thadius Sales. Let’s send him out in full glory!

I shall turn the other cheek here. #ilystill