BOOM

Week 7 featured some fun storylines including Brock Osweiler facing his former team. Everyone seemed ready. It's one thing for Davante Adams to score more touchdowns than all the Bears receivers combined. But more yards and receptions too? Somewhere Dick Butkus is looking like George Costanza... Andy Dalton and the Bengals were stoked to finally have Tyler Eifert back... The Seattle - Arizona game had me thinking about Angry Birds... I praised the Vikings social media team last week for the Sam Bradford photoshops. But the Harambe memes are pretty tired by this point. Definitely not worth a five fire rating. I'm not sure it's possible, but I think Michael Bennett's shoulder pads are getting smaller. Or his shoulders are getting bigger. Maybe both. The pink gear for Breast Cancer Awareness starts to look the same after a while. Props to Falcons WR Mohamed Sanu for raising the bar with these pink Power Ranger cleats. That's quality television right there. Don't worry Browns fans. It's going to be ok. Blake Bortles brings up lots of differing opinions. But I think we can all agree this is not good. Oh that Rex Ryan... As promised, Bill Belichick ditched the tablet. I'm just going to leave this one right here...

.....and failed. Good game Legion.

Farewell S51.

2nd period 1. Americans , Diana Maxwell 21 (Bobby Digital, Essian Ravenwing) at 2:58 What a duo! Good game New York

OMG...I scored!

I don't think there's any possibility that you both don't crush your production from this season.

I promise to listen. I'm sure it will be amazing.

Hopefully.

3-0

That'll do.

#ShotTotalMania

Holy shit Sleeman...7 points and 15 Hits

She was named as an ice girl wasn't she?

Fuck that's a big roster.

Some of the old logos were just weird LOL I'm pretty sure there was a penalty on this play with Greg Olsen.. More sweetness with cleats from Antonio Brown.. For the Dolphins game, he paid tribute to Miami legends Marlins pitcher Jose Fernandez and MMA star Kimbo Slice. Here's how Major League Baseball deals with things like Bryce Harper's Harambe bat. Let that sink in. The bow ties at Major League Baseball are less uptight than the NFL... It's almost November which means it's time for Patriots coach Bill Belihick to start having fun with the injury report. As Adam Schefter said this week, "The Patriots had everyone but Big Papi listed as Questionable..." More cleat awesomeness. Washington defensive end Ricky Jean Francois has strong connections to Haiti. Sunday he rocked these with a plea to pray for the country and people of Haiti as they deal with the hurricane aftermath. Teammate Pierre Garcon has the same ties and they both traveled to Haiti last week to help with distributing supplies. Another week. Another misspelled jersey. But let's be honest. If we're going to start firing everyone who's ever misspelled Amukamara's name, there won't be many of us left. Who knew there was Chinese Arena Football? And that their celebrations were so good? Good News / Bad News for Houston. Good news is they're showing textbook blocking skills. Bad news is it's against their own guys... Just sayin'... Buffalo's Justin Hunter scored and managed to toss the football to the one 49er fan in the endzone. Who fumbled it off his face. Mark Ingram owners already know Sean Payton hates them. With a COBY FLEENER RUSHING TOUCHDOWN AT THE GOAL LINE, now he's just being cruel... Another example of the Black Eyed Joe Jersey Coverage Rule Of Thumb: Always take a 13 being covered by a 91. I know this fan was going for Tom Brady as Minuteman. It felt more like Tom Brady as Che Guevera Completely off-topic, but Danny MacAskill is an Alien. And Scotland is beautiful. Some teams are blessed with so many offensive weapons, the defense can't cover them all. Cleveland is not one of those teams. So if I'm the defensive coordinator facing the Browns, put someone on 11. There's some comfort in knowing that if I ever needed to, I could just post Civil War General Luck and Fitzpatrick memes... Although because of this... It looks like my time may be running short for General Fitzpatrick's side of these. Bill Belichick's a man of few words. Unless he's talking about how much he hates the Microsoft Surface Tablets. Tuesday he took five minutes to describe the depths of his disdain. Here's the short version.. "As you probably noticed, I’m done with the tablets,” Belichick said. “They’re just too undependable for me. I’m going to stick with pictures, which several of our other coaches do, as well, because their just isn’t enough consistency in the performance of the tablets. I just can’t take it anymore. … “For me, personally, it’s a personal decision, I’m done with the tablets. I’ll use the paper pictures from here on, because I just have given it my best shot. I’ve tried to work through the process. But it just doesn’t work for me, and that’s because there’s no consistency to it.” Here's the response from Microsoft who paid 400 million dollars for the teams to use the tablets... Thanks Brett Favre... *************************************************************

What an odd game.

Jesus Christ

I used to have magazines with similar "water damage".

You shouldn't have let her catch you simming.