BOOM

I now wish that I'd argued against the boobies ban with this kind of conviction.

1. Another tough loss in the finals, this time to DC after sweeping Warsaw in the previous round. What do you think we've done to Simon (Simon T Hockey Simulator) to deserve this treatment year after year? I'm not entirely sure, but I'm beginning to think that Simon T is a bit of an anti-Russian type. Now that I'm on Moscow, I call for this malicious behavior to stop now! 2. A very warm welcome to @BOOM, what are your thoughts on the trade between Moscow and Malmo? That guy's a dick. I hope the plan is to trade him for someone better. Gross. 3. Happy Halloween! Did you happen do anything this year to celebrate in any way? Nope. Stayed at home and enjoyed the 4 hour power outage that happened right before dinner. Aaahh, perfect timing big storm, thanks! 4. What position do you think Moscow should target in the upcoming draft with our 15th overall pick? Well if Voss is being traded , then shoring up the defense is a good idea. 5. What attributes are you focusing on for your player in the coming weeks? All my TPE from this point is going to Grit and Discipline. I heard that breaks the code and makes your player Scotty Campbell 2.0 6. If you had a walk-out song before you were about to take a penalty shot, what would it be?

As a general rule, try to avoid searching your own username on league servers. Maybe it's just me though.

#fuckhashtags

1). Moscow made it to the cup finals - are you surprised how they handled Warsaw? Not completely, but yes there is an element of surprise there. I was hoping they'd win, but thought it would be slightly harder. 2). Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? Sorry Elmo, but it's Oscar the Grouch. We are kindred spirits. 3). Have you owned skates before? What brand? No, as they wouldn't be much use down here. 4). What song are you not afraid to sing in the car at 11/10 effort? Fight for your Right(to party) - Beastie Boys 5). Do you remember your first shotgun of a beer? How was it? Unfortunately I don't remember. I've consumed so much since then, my memory of those early times in non-existent. 6). Do you own a record player? Would you use it if someone gave you one? My parents did, but as for me personally, nope I do not have one. I doubt that I'd use one if given to me.

#letsbanhashtags

The real winner is the VHL.

Oh....I don't mind.

Man, it's been so long since I've seen an attractive woman gif on this forum. I hope you don't get a ban!

I always assumed that rainbows tasted like neapolitan ice cream.

I'll miss you and your 6 posts, aside from the elite potential. If you'd kept up this level of activity/earning, I could see you making a HOF'er.

Must be an Aussie thing then. I also DM a set of different users every day to say G'day.

Just claim an extra TPE for pain/suffering/inconvenience.

The most difficult thing I've done in the VHL is to stop posting boobs. If I can do that, other users can stop being asshats to each other. FFS, please.

This was the weirdest poop read yet.

@animal74

1. Playoffs is about to begin for us, how do you feel about our first round match up? Well considering they just bounced Malmo out, I hope you absolutely fuck up those Swiss assholes in Davos. 2. How did your player do in the regular season? As expected, he was very, very average. I expect the horrible to continue next season! 3. We didn't meet either of my expectations (everyone 20+ goals / 7 ppg players). Did I set expectations too high or did we slowed down near the end of season? Well they seemed to achievable expectations so mildly disappointing, but you did make the playoffs again and are still alive. That's better. 4. What are your player's playoffs expectations? Well, since Malmo lost, I guess it doesn't matter really. 5. Who will be our most difficult playoffs opponent? How would you feel if I said that you won't have any difficult opponents? 6. Who will be our playoffs MVP? Obviously it will be Goodbrandsun leading the team to glory and winning the Playoff MVP.

Wait. There's more than 1 channel?

WTF did I just read? I still don't understand what half of the buttons on my TV remote are for.

Wow, someone sounds chirpy this morning. Cultural appropriation. Add +1 to your TPE claim Why not look at your phone? May as well get a fine for that as well. LOL, I was just about to type that Andrew Voss is the Fox Sports commentator Me upset? Don't be ridiculous. NY or LA.....interesting. Don't get lost You did so much work early in your VHL time. Ask James to drive more quietly, the sound will definitely be better. Jericho and Jardy are VERY different. What shop did you go to? How dare people not give you a question? Heathens. My level of interesting conversation drops off after 60 seconds, so at 5 mins you are doing great! Jardy sounds like he's from West Virginia. That Aussie accent was definitely spot on. Penrith maybe, or South Newy? No, YOU have a great week. Spewin I'm sure boot will invite you, if only for the quality of the wedding present. I will delete Trivia thanks. Goodbye my friend.

Go Houston!

Will listen tomorrow....it is likely to be the highlight of my day.