BOOM

Yes I am and will be posting a new ad to replace the Bears one used.

You know what I'm like, so I'll be avoiding those type of posts where possible.

What do people find appealing about Reddit, ugh.

Sex tapes don't count.

Happy to review them just in case.

Happy to review them just in case.

Nice read again.

On to the next sim and VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll just dump some here and you can pick and choose. Some dimensions may vary, but I'll make sure there are some 600x800 in here for sure.
 

 
 

 

 

 
 
 

 
 
 

 

 
 

 
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 
 

You win
 

WTF. You`re Fired!!!
 
 
... and all of this could have been avoided if you had just signed with the Legion. 

A gift to Devise to make him take back those evil comments
http://i.imgur.com/XdReZLs.png
 
A placeholder until Boom is here

Boom does a great job, but it would probably be better if we gave him a partner to work with. 

To some degree the amount of attraction this thread has gotten makes me think that how we do free agency as a league needs to be examined. Not because some teams don't get free agents, but because free agents choices seem very limited.
 
Everyone pretty much has to offer the limited salary since higher salary doesn't do anything but add TPE. If a team wants to compete eventually keeping a players salary as high as it can be makes no sense. Thus there is really no contract bidding. Ergo it comes down to the player. While some players have been more patient than others in this league, at the end of the day everyone here just wants to get together on a team with a good group of members and have some fun hopefully while making the playoffs and trying to win a Cup. Even a team that is rebuilding lures players in with the promise that they will one day be doing that very thing. Ergo the teams that are in the best position to win..pretty much automatically get free agents to fill their wholes. While this years was a bit more interesting since Quebec really only had Cap room for the player we had, and players like Boom did decide to head to Davos which is a bit more out of the box considering he left a Cup contending Helsinki, it still makes me wonder.
 
I know Kendrick has pitched some ideas in the BoG but we will likely continue to visit some more ideas regarding the free agency subject. It should be a more interesting and dynamic part of the league. Drafting can be hit or miss pending on how many actives but the draft generally always draws in excitement and is a solid way to build a team. While the trade deadline doesn't see attention trading in general is always exciting and makes a huge spike in the league. But Free Agency has always felt somewhat hollow. 

You're welcome.

Massive Pornography Ring Uncovered In Helsinki

 
HELSINKI - Fresh off of their hometown Titans winning the Continental Cup, the hangover continues for the city of Helsinki. It stung enough when Odin Tordahl left town, but salt has truly been poured into the open wound with the city's task force announcing that they have cracked open an international pornography ring that had been based from and operating within the city.
 
The ring, which had done business with people in over 30 countries had logs dating back three years. Many prominent public figures were found on the registry and over two hundred people were involved with selling the pornography. After years of failed efforts to put an end to it, it ended up taking a joint task force including the Helsinki police and Interpol in order to make a successful sting and put a halt to the production.
 

 
"It truly is disturbing to find that sort of stuff being run through our city," said Commissioner Dolph Stetson. "This was no small-time racket. This was a massive syndication that was functioning internationally, with clients in Mexico, China, the United States, Canada... pretty much everywhere other than Russia. Fortunately, we can now claim that it has been shut down and operations have ceased."
 
While it has not been disclosed exactly how many clients who did business with the pornography ring have been charged, it was released that 26 people have been arrested for their involvement in the ring. None of them have been publicly identified. Especially worrisome is the fact that while the Titans had a banner year in Season 35, their arena became a favorite place for clients to make transactions for pornography. Millions of dollars were made per night alone while the Titans hosted games during the Continental Cup.
 

 
"I can't believe that something like that has been going on here in Helsinki," stated Mitch Higgins, general manager of the Helsinki Titans following a team function. "A lot of the guys are pretty disturbed over this and have refused to go anywhere in our facility without a black light. Even the fact that we've washed and sterilized the entire arena from top to bottom isn't enough for them. I truly hope that those responsible are swiftly brought to justice for their affronts against this city."
 
Further disheartening is the fact that the ring leaders of the pornography ring remain at large. While they learned of the sting much too late to save all of their hard work, they were able to destroy many documents and files critical to the police and escaped long before the authorities ever arrived.
 

 
"I don't think we've heard the last of them just yet," said Commissioner Stetson. "They are unfortunately very smart and clever people who won't let this sting stop them. Their days in Helsinki may be over, but I am worried that in a year or so, these same problems will resurface in a new town. If God has a sense of humor, it will probably be Davos."
 
Jethro Novacek is a writer for the MSFL Times, which apparently now reports on sultry stories. He enjoys wrestling with demonic tomes, laughing at someone different and freedom.

400 Hits?

 
DAVOS - A season removed after recording only two hits, Davos forward Thomas Landry took the entire VHL by surprise with his elevated physical play, racking up a staggering 319 hits. Miles Larsson was the only forward to record more hits than Landry with 335. The HC Dynamo received yet another boost to their physical game with the acquisition of Odin Tordahl, but could Landry surprise the league again and step up his game even more?
 
"I'm going for 400 hits this year," said Landry after a team function. "No one made it there last year, although some did get close. It doesn't matter if I am on the first line, second line, third line, it's irrelevant. My teammates here in Davos will need me to step it up this season and I fully intend to do so."
 
The HC Dynamo returned to the VHL Playoffs in Season 35 after finishing dead last the year before, however they were throttled in five games by the Cologne Express. Spirits remain high, however and the HC Dynamo look to be even stronger this year as they set out to avenge their defeat.
 
Jethro Novacek is a writer for the MSFL Times, the most quality publication in the world... period. He enjoys teaching children how to fly, making evildoers go BOMF and saving the world from irascible women.

sorry little drunk last night 
 
nice move boom I respect someone who does something different 

pretty rad, best of luck in Davos Boom!

Congrats and best of luck Boom. I can't wait to play you in the playoffs now.

Nah congrats Davos. You guys grabbed a great player here. Best of luck Boom but to bad we gonna have to take you out in the finals