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Swapping 4ths isn’t funny

Wow

He committed the crime of being here long enough to know how sincere I’m being when I say rude things to him.

With no due respect, fuck @Banackock! Also your mic sounded good today, which was very nice!

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DILDO, NF (PP) - Witnesses at the Service Canada Building in Dildo, Canada were treated to quite the odd sight today. VHL Rookie of the Year Poopy Peepants was in line at the government building, apparently collecting a welfare cheque. This is in spite of the fact that Peepants signed a $1.25M contract with the HC Davos Dynamo after being drafted in S79, and has received various lucrative bonuses and sponsorship deals since joining the Victory Hockey League umbrella. "Frankly, I find it despicable," VHL agent @Frank Chandwich said on Twitter 30 minutes after the incident. "It's bad enough that my tax dollars are paying for the skids and immigrants to live here in this beautiful continent. Now I'm paying for some trust fund rich kid despite the fact he makes millions? Frankly, I feel this calls for a citizen's arrest and execution." Chandwich is a known anti-everything, with fluid political values. Peepants got into the VHL quite randomly and suddenly after VHL legend Jardy Bunclewirth plucked him off the streets. Bunclewirth was notably anti-welfare when he was in office, so experts are expecting some degree of fallout between the two parties. Until next time, keep fit and have fun! BodyBreak Doodiddlelddundnudaudnddah!

1. Well, we've lost to Malmo. There were some good parts of our season and some bad parts--do you think it was a success overall? I would say so. We hit our goal of making playoffs, and had some high points as you mentioned. I am admittedly a little worried about our scoring, but I think we'll be even better next season. 2. With the offseason coming up, we're not going to have quite the same cap space we had last season. What are some ideas for cap-friendly upgrades we can make? Trade David Tavau, sign an actual good player via free agency. Ditto for Poopy Peepants. 3. Out of Malmo, Warsaw, Seattle, and LA, who would you like to see win the cup? LA would have been my pick, but it's down to Seattle and Malmo now. I gotta go with Malmo because A) They're the team that beat us so it's a small comfort to lose to the champions, and B) Seattle needs to be knocked down a peg 4. Right now, I'm sitting outdoors and enjoying the weather, something I've done maybe three times ever but which I'm starting to enjoy much more over the past couple weeks (before it gets cold and snowy). Is there anything you've started to do differently in your own life lately? Not overly, with work I easily get swept up in a pretty lame routine of Work -> Eat/Pack Lunch -> Shower -> Optional: One hour leisure -> Sleep repeat. I did a bit more biking when I was home this summer though. 5. You win the lottery--but you cannot buy anything of practical value and you have to spend the money yourself. What do you get? Tough to say because lots of things can have practical value. I was going to say a shitload of trading cards but that would probably have long-term value. Food is also pretty practical. I guess I'd just buy practical things that are so extra they border on unpractical. A car is practical, a Batmobile replica is something else. 6. The NFL is starting its schedule this week! Do you follow American football? If so, what's your favorite team? If not, which sports do you like to follow around this time of year? No, and I don't have much a chance to follow sports for the reasons listed in Question #4.

For what it's worth, he was unvaccinated, was allegedly quite anti-mask, and most insane of all refused to be put on a ventilator. Still though, I personally was quite confident I could pwn COVID if I was under all the same conditions, but this has made me think twice.

If I was a real whale penis I would bludgeon you to death with myself, as you deserve.

Ooo, we might get to be D partners! We just need to violently shake the Blue Team until they make it a player store option.

When I was tagged I thought Poopy got nominated and now I feel incredibly FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY

Damn, tough loss for ol Miss. Congrats Miami!

Valtteri Vaakanainen beats up Druss Deathwalker at 7:10 of 3rd periodGunnar Odinsson beats up Frank Funk Jr at 7:10 of 3rd periodScotty Kaberle beats up Timothy Brown at 7:10 of 3rd period This is really why Malmo won, they went 2/3 in General Fight.

I know who MDM is...I don't know who YOU are, you piddly little rat boy!

C’mon Hounds, I predicted a 7 games series

What the shit @gregreg

The stats may or may not show it, but Tretiak is probably my MVP pick for Malmo’s two rounds so far. Was one of the biggest factors against Davos, and nearly single-handedly won this very crucial game!

Oh boy!

I don’t even know who you are

It's just clickbait, don't worry about it. But I did totally doxx you, so you can worry about that instead!

I can't believe you made a minor inconsequential mistake AND cheated, tsk tsk. You're lucky that the Media Spot was awesome and that Miami was my most recent VHLM team!

*LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED* This program contains swear words and references to stalking pregnant women. https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/The-Chodesode-20-Miami-vs--Mississauga-Mematch-e1754na In today's episode I discuss: - COVID stuff - The end of the VHLM semi-finals - How the Hounds and the Marauders match up Mentions: @a_Ferk @Coldex @JetsFan81 Other players too I suppose

I’m going to submit a second list, please disregard the first one

A worthy ploy, though I would have held off and leveraged it to get her onto the team via FA.