JardyB10

Hello Samwell, I don't know if you've settled on this or not, but today's VHLM discourse has inspired me to start applying for VHLM AGM jobs. So that's what this is.

Yes. Every day is a business day for me here at the VHL

as someone new to the league I can comment on this? No! How dare you!? jk, the more folks like you, the better. The best strategy would be to just DM me directly and then let me get back to you within a business day. Or better yet, do things incorrectly and let someone else notice and correct you later!

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I was just gonna say cheese, but yeah!

Congrats @Phil on 400 hits!

I listened to this several days ago and it was good. I think.

Buncha fake purps!

Two weeks? Sounds like he needs to be released through inactivity rules!

Also @N0HBDY, I WILL take another intro from you this week! Gimme now plz

Great work doing math and also getting duped by Spartan. I think the rep points are based on the reactions you RECEIVE, so there’s lots of work to do there. You won’t get any pushback from me on my player, he’s called Poopy Peepants for a reason! I will still bully you relentlessly today though. Taking notes is fine, I’m just saying you don’t NEED to. Also pause cuts are less noticeable than you think! I’ll almost always listen to every podcast, so no worries there. @Frank might be lesser known to you NOOBS, but he is a legend. And a ginger. And a substance abuser.

This boy is rising too quickly, someone needs to knock him down a peg.

Press Conference is honestly one of the boring TPE tasks for me, how would you make it more exciting? I’m not sure. I know at least Fishy is a big fan of press conferences, so I think their mileage depends on the person. I don’t mind them personally if you can get thoughtful questions and answers. We have had a couple of big sims and a couple of bad sims. Why do you think the team is so streaky? Because we have a scrub like Peepants on the team, and perhaps our team makeup isn’t as consistent as some of the top teams in the standings. Did your player get a degree before the VHL or did they go straight into Hockey? No, Poopy only finished his high school diploma, and was on track to be a lifer at a grocery store. What is the worst injury you have had? Nothing too severe, though I was having issues with ingrown toenails. One time it got pretty bad, it was infected and the tiniest bit of contact was extremely painful. Are you scared of the dentist? If so, why? No, but I used to be bad with them as a kid. Getting your teeth hollowed out for cavities is painful and the drills feel very uncomfortable, even if you’re frozen. Also, I hated the feeling of being frozen. If you play Board Games, what is your favourite game at the moment. If not what is your favourite videogame. If you play neither, how do you pass the time? I haven’t played board games in too long, but I’ve had an itch for Catan lately, though I also really liked the Game of Thrones board game. For video games I float around a bit. I’m obsessed with Divinity Original Sin 2 right now, though I only play it with one of my friends. I’ve also been addicted to Civilization 5

*LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED* FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/The-Chodesode-25-Derailed-e196epb In today's stupid bullshit episode: - I discuss @MattyIce's suspension and so vaguely leak dirty deets - Lamentation over losing the recording of the Noob Train Mentions: @WentzKneeFan036 @ClarkClanT @Thatsurfdude @dustywilson22 @tfong

First of all, embedding is for suckers. Second of all, if you do more of these I'll gladly give you an onslaught of various intros! I hope Bubbles is able to help you out of your ennui! VHL as an adult can definitely be a new challenge. I personally failed at it, so my advice would be to not let any VHL "obligations" interfere with your life or joy. Finally, not having cohesive thoughts is my whole thing. That and being foul mouthed.

The logo looks slick! This is great

Taro Tsujimoto beats up Lee Xin at 11:53 of 1st periodTheCHEESE beats up Lee Xin at 0:40 of 3rd period

I am absolutely loving these legendary shadecasts. RIP D Lamb. More like the Welfare Predators, amirite!? The meta nonsense is indeed very concerning, and there really is no good solution. I don’t necessarily feel as down on welfare players as you, or the rebuild cycles, but I do agree with the sentiment. If a member is strictly welfare and still participates in league discussion and LRs and all that, I think that’s fantastic. But I agree that I don’t fully understand the appeal of clicking and clicking only.

I’m sorry your PC popped! I’m enjoying the renaissance of Vasteras love. Nice podcast as always EDIT: Sorry, I just read that first sentence aloud in my head and it sounded like an innuendo that I did not at all intend.

Good riddance

Don’t count yourself out! If you listen to this podcast, you will learn he’s doing a very bad job and will be fired soon!

He’s half kidding, we’re just nostalgic for The Good Old Days™

“I certainly won’t be as good as Jardy” You need a higher bar dude! I loved hearing about the inner workings of your VHLM experiences, and the occasional boomer educational bit . Also happy anniversary! Soon @Minion will be taking the Mississauga job too methinks, hohoho! You were good enough for a VHLE job, but not quite good enough Yeah talking for extended periods of time is EZPZ. The trick is not to take notes and to speak off the cuff! (Actually the real trick is that I talk for a handful of minutes and tend to pause a lot to look up details on whatever I’m rambling about, and by the time I unpause I have even more to talk about. #magicofediting) Speaking of magic, the magic of VHL is being inspired to be active from your environment. I’m glad you’re enjoying the Moscow locker room, hats off to @Spartan Anyway, great job, I enjoyed listening! Please make more. Don’t podcast and drive, you could die, or become an angry New Yorker like Spartan, which is equally as bad.

What was done here btw? Did @Alex_J32 make a new Houston LR and send new invites to the team? If so, good chap!

Future supreme leader @thadthrasher would never do such a thing!