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The real pro-gamer/Chad move would be to link this thread and claim it anyway. Anyway, I’m obviously in favour of upper tier members conglomerating even more power.

We’ve had Moscow’s number lately, love to see it

Claimed 2/2 (Week ending Oct 24, 2021)

Camden, NJ (PP) - Our universe has been around for an untold amount of time. Throughout the aeons of our existence, few things have stayed entirely constant. That being said, one of the things that has managed to stay persistent throughout our entire history is the coolness and hilarity of the number "69". The mere utterance of the integer will result in at least someone believing it is "nice." As a league that tracks statistics, the VHL is rife with 69 opportunity. Just today, @okochastar Julian Nousianen of the Chicago Phoenix managed to be the first player in S80 to net 69 assists. Hockey experts unanimously agreed that this was nice, and it will likely be a handful of games before another player can manage this feat. Here are some other important nice figures from around the league at this exact moment. - There are currently two players in the VHL that are sitting at 69 points, and appropriately enough, that honour belongs to sexual duo of @rory Jeffrey Pines and @Quik Christian Mingle. - @Mistxh J Nicholas Mariani, the league favourite to win the Dustin Funk Trophy this season, has been doing so by scoring at a 9.69% rate. Nice. - Speaking of stellar young players and award favourites, rookie of the year candidate @MattyIce Matty Fire currently sits at 69 shots blocked as a forward. Very nice. - Keeping up the theme of excellent young players, but this time one who ISN'T a little bitch, Moscow Menace standout @Seabass The Seabasstard is slugging up the league with 269 hits. Nice. - The second most overworked forward in the league is @Tate Red Lite, who is averaging 30.69 minutes per night. Nice. Most impressively of all, however, is the production of @16z Kasper Kankkunen. As was exposed on the latest Chodesode, the Swedish defender has posted 69 assists in the past THREE SEASONS, and his current pace puts him within range of a 4th. Speaking with General Manager @JeffDowney, the team's plan is to have the defender on the ice as much as possible until he reaches the milestone, and then scratch/rest him for the rest of the season to have him in prime shape for playoffs, and also to keep this illustrious achievement intact.

We should allow mid-season call-ups.

We need you to replace @FrostBeard next season. A swapping of liabilities, it's the only sensible option.

Yeah in hindsight it might have made more sense for it to be @Domg5. All you limes are the same person to me, tbf.

Sorry. Blow me, scrub.

*LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED* Not for your virgin ears. https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/The-Chodesode-24-Welcome-Wagon--Everyone-Tags--and-Five-Pathetic-Losers-e18u4t0 This week: - We do the classic welcome wagon for a handful of the new members - I explain why I tagged everyone in my last podcast - I placate the people who were disappointed they didn't get actually mentions Mentions: @Tyler9992 @lemonan @Larvey @Ente2997 @silviuh864 @MrMonkey @letsgocaps52402 @BigDee @Award97 @HabsFanFromOntario @npuBeT @Brewins15 @rory @youloser1337 @.sniffuM @JB123 @N0HBDY @Ledge and Dairy @16z @CowboyinAmerica @Viper

Can we get at least one of each react in the OP to really drive the point home? Fishy will never know who did what unless they actually look.

*LISTENER DISCRETION ISN'T REALLY ADVISED* I don't think I actually say too many bad words this time. https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/Jardys-Hecking-Podcast--Episode-8-What-Happens-When-I-Say-Bye-Forever-e18u33o It's theme week! So I discuss: - My time away from the league Part 1 - What my time away from the league Part 2 might be like Special thanks to overlord @Beketov for the intro this week! I also VERY casually mention @Beaviss, @Moon_50, and @Frank

Of course we lose a game like this when Poopy actually performs well. This is more like it, being in the penalty box for the game-winner!

4 billion points for the Nagger wolf

That’s how we finally solve the checking AND penalties problem! We haven’t been using the bools! Checking NOT Penalties coming to a VHLE team near you, S87.

Vancouver couldn’t even capitalize on @Sportsboy57’s close hand on puck penalty, tsk tsk. I’m fully on streak watch now btw

Perhaps this will have the butterfly effect of making Sales successful!

Cowards!

Two be fair to @MattyIce and @Spartan's mock draft, it was a shit show and I think they forgot about you for a good chunk of it :p. Also my next player might also try to be a goon and break your record. I have a few ideas in fact. But that's too far away for me to think about.

Finnish prison sure sounds like a mixed bag! Also cocaine is a hell of a drug. 10 macaroni noodles out of 10

Loved this! Really I love any podcast that throws plenty of shade at @rory

I thoroughly enjoyed this! As an best people, I speak for everyone when I say Fuck Vasteras EDIT: Vasteras wasn't a heel team because they were too good or had an inordinate amount of boisterous members. Them upsetting the Wranglers in S1 attributed to the status for sure, but it was their incompetence and bad luck ever since then that cemented them as the team to turn your nose down at. They were, and perhaps still are, cursed! And I love it.

And one week after that I listened! I pronounce Orion like "Oh, Ryan," and Chiester like "Chester." But only because I never realized there was an "i" in there.

@Phil was in fact always built to hit, but ALL of his numbers have increased as he went from pure physical playmaker to all-around physical man-meat machine.

Can you make another risqué one about VHL Tops and Bottoms? That's where the real content would be! #1 would be @Frank EDIT: And the first words were "tops, bottoms, and positions," now we're talking!

I'm only stumbling onto this series now, I'm loving the factual saga/interest piece of these Two Brothers!