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Finally got to this. I almost feel bad now because I definitely paused for a moment in my most recent, as yet unposted Chodesode to viciously attack @MattyIce. But only almost

Battle of Sweden Battle of Empire Capitals Battle of Greens

I’ve never taken much advantage of free agency in the past, I look forward to doing so! I bet you sign with Seattle but then get traded for peanuts when alfie causes them to implode!

This was a great read! I’ve always felt the league as a whole and all the members within it could be doing a better job with engagement. Of course it’s tough, there’s hundreds of members signed up, and all of them only have so much time and investment to really engage themselves. Still, I think I saw some suggestions in the suggestion drive that suggested encouraging including other members in one’s PTs. All the better if those mentions are suggestive Anyway, Nananana was the GOAT and Poopy Peepants has much to live up to.

Excellent idea, excellent puns. I think we make the VHL more bootyful by recruiting some thiccc members!

Mods need to get in here and shut this nasty pot of stew down!

F - Cabe McJake @Thunfish also @hylands for more notifications

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Josh has officially entered the meat grinder.

All in, Part 2!

That 4th is going to come back to haunt Jason, just you wait

D - Robin Galant Nilson

Sin, cos, and tan me up

I recorded this late Friday night when I was half asleep and can't remember what I talked about and am not in position to review it. Not sure who I @'d except @Beaviss https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/The-Chodesode-21-I-Cant-Remember-e17j96j

I slit his throat and drained his blood into an alcoholic smoothie

Let’s see if the Warriors can bounce back to form!

We’d love to but he fears his parents will be freaked out if a group of strange 30 year old men start sending him gifts to their door for their tween son.

Idk, I feel like most folks I’ve seen like you just fine. Even people you’ve had it out with still seem to respect and appreciate you

Simon loves hitting, Peepants got 1st star for a 1 assist, 9 hit performance. Also @ajwllmsn got every single game winner for us today.

You fool! Did you finish your assignments eventually at least?

1. If you were hired to show tourists what life is really like where you play hockey, what would you show them / have them do? - No doubt I would bring them to the ski resort! Davos is a mountain town after all. 2. What would be the most unsettling thing to keep occasionally finding in one of your team mates houses? - Probably dead bodies/blood stains. Or dead anything really. Maybe a bird flies in someone's house and gets killed one time, but if you kept finding dead birds? Definitely witchcraft. 3. What nicknames do you have for people in your life? - On the contrary, I actually like to refer to people by their full first name as opposed to a nickname or a last name. 4. What does the opposite sex do that you wish that you could do, but it’s not anatomically feasible or it’s socially frowned upon? - Orgasm repeatedly, for starters. I think that's pretty much it actually, other than skip the line at a busy venue. I would almost say get white girl wasted and dance on a table, but I don't really want to do that. Everything else I believe in equality enough that I would be fine with doing without being frowned at. 5. How much do you plan / prepare for the playoffs or upcoming season? - I like to make sure I get in as much training as possible before playoffs/regular season begins. I want to put my team in an advantageous of a spot as possible. 6. What do you hate most and love most about your current car? - I love that I don't actually have a vehicle and get to use a company truck. I don't have to pay for gas or maintenance (unless I'm using a lot of gas on days off). We're pretty rough on trucks at work though so I hate that it's bound to end up in the shop for extended periods of time at least once per season.

*LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED* I'm always saying bad words and mean things. https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/Episode-6-Junior-Showcase-Highlights-and-Other-Goings-On-e17ftec In today's episode the following things are discussed!: - Quik's resignation - The newest HOF inductees - The draft lottery and who needs goalies - Junior Showcase Tournament Highlights - A suggestion for a 3PPAO tier list (43ish minutes) BIG special thanks to @FrostBeard for the amazing intro to today's episode! Mentions: @Quik @dlamb @Peace @bigAL @WereBuzzing @Spence King @UnkemptCL4PTP @Jellydiot @a_Ferk @DUSS7Y @NickSunderbruch @Domino Draws @M1nT @ViprVipe @Zetterberg @Domg5 @MexicanCow123 @Moon_50 @.sniffuM @hylands @rory ~46 minutes

This seems like something I'd enjoy talking about on my Chodesode tomorrow. I think your concerns are legitimate, as they were and are the first things I was concerned with too. I wanted to strawpoll the entire member base to gather some data on people's thoughts on this and what their career goals were and stuff like that, though that never gained any traction. Albert is right on giving it a chance, and as a former blue myself I DON'T LIKE THIS NEGATIVE NANCY SMEAR CAMPAIGN, SIR! Though bringing up doubts is legitimate, flat out saying, "this is bad and it's going to fail" isn't great. With that in mind, I think marketing will play a role in the success/failure of the VHLE. Like @KC15 said, one of the best parts of the VHL experience is the team identity. So if slow earners are looking at spending 25-50% of their career in the VHLE, is that necessarily such a bad experience for them? The lower VHLM cap will shunt everyone out of that league quite quickly, and after that you could be spending a good amount of time on your new VHLE team. Your ~300 TPE guys are going to be elite in this league, and that's a very achievable goal for everyone. Why shouldn't members be amped to play 3 seasons in the mid-league? They're going to be leading their team and being in tough competition in that time, with just as much drama and volatility as the big leagues. They don't have to ride the bench or be journeymen cap casualties every season. And when they finally do hit 350-400 TPE and are ready for the VHL, they'll instantly bring value to their team. I think it's an experience that we could encourage and applaud instead of poopooing it and making it feel like it's the lesser experience. That said, I would still like to know if your average "clicker" even likes the idea of a VHLE as opposed to grinding lower lines in the VHL, and I do think your concern about returning to the Dead Puck Era is very legitimate possibility. At this point, time will tell, and we can hope for the best!

Good riddance, nerd, begone with you! ... I love you

Any rude things I say to you I mean as much as I do when I say rude things to nearly anyone else!