JardyB10

Week 3 of 4 (End of Aug 8, 2021)

1. Let's just say we've had some good sims. What's the best way to keep that momentum going through the whole season? Adding some new blood is certainly one way, and really just anything to add on to the David hype train. CHOO CHOO! 2. It turns out that the Big Gustav Moves did not stop after the offseason ended, as we just traded for forward Addison McLaren from Toronto! It does come at a cost, though--all of our high picks are gone. Is this worth it? If we win it certainly is. With McLaren now we have a VERY strong core intact for both this season and next, and even some strong bones for S81! We've gone all in on this core, and I think that was a good move, and I'm certain it will pay off. 3. It occurred to me that I never announced this season's captains. Though we have two captains from previous seasons still in place, one spot remains open! Who would you call the leader of our team (among players not named Taro)? It's hard not to go with @Ahma, it's honestly concerning how much he loves David. Though you have to give props to @Berocka as well, who has shown nearly as much commitment with UnGuri. 4. What's something you hope to accomplish in the next 10 years? In real life? I'm not even totally sure honestly. I'd like to be solidified in my career and enjoying what I do most of all. If I have a nice little family started that might be okay too. 5. You can instantly master any one language. Which do you pick and why? Well, if you asked me what language I would most like to learn, I'd say Spanish because it would be the most practical and useful. But since you're telling me I can INSTANTLY MASTER ANY one language, you'd be silly not to go with something much tougher to learn, like Mandarin. Or I'd go with a dead or dying language, like Latin, or something out of an old historical text that gives translation issues now in the modern age. 6. Who's your favorite historical figure? That's a tough question. All the "sexiest" or more interesting ones are conquerors, and therefore they're probably kind of dicks. Genghis Khan is obviously very fascinating, and I recently learned about Cyrus the Great and other leaders of the Persian Empire. But maybe Jesus Christ would be the best answer, he's had quite the impact on the world, and he was presumably NOT a dick, for the most part.

Also I kept saying @Juice was Toronto’s GM but I meant @Peace

*LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED* Cussin' makes me feel good https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/The-Chodesode-15-VHLE-Conspiracy-and-the-First-Legion-Domino-e15fqka Recorded this last night and of course it immediately gets dated, as I discuss: - The new players since my last podcast - VHLE GMs, and calling some out for their shit VHLM teams - The Scotty Kaberle trade Mentions: @Alex Bridges @Domino Draws @Bigmoneyj510 @TartarSauceSk8r @bigAL @Victor @thadthrasher @KaleebtheMighty @FrostBeard @rjfryman @Advantage @InstantRockstar Casual mentions: @Zetterberg @TheCHEESE @N0HBDY

Welcome back

Do it pussy

Bring back Glen.

Random reacts: - It’s good to get proper pronunciation from a fellow countryman, haha. - Taro is sick this season, as I expected him to be! The assists are a weird thing I wasn’t expecting. I predicted him to be MVP, but I’m regretting not picking him for most points too. - Nanana is the player I wish I was! - Poopy is dogshit, but you gotta love that shot percentage - The game is Crusader Kings 3! Thanks for the promo . I swear I’ll get back to playing it soon, ideally I’d like to take over Europe in time for the VHLE, but it’s not looking great so far! - The VHLE is probably pretty necessary for all the slower earners in the league. LIKE YOU! Now if you want to get to Davos you gotta start doing more podcasts - With 9 season careers, you could play for Davos even LONGER if you start max earning - With McLaren we’re pretty much guaranteed to win the Cup now!

A sexy penguin with sexy diarrhea

I was having issue with your links, so I edited in a better one!

Yeah but it deprives you from being able to hear yourself talk for an hour

I speculated on this on the Chodesode actually. I’ll post it eventually.

Oh boy, I’m looking forward to this! LIVE REACTS: - As GM you should just hire another manager! - Do more podcasts you noob - I’m realizing you recorded this the same day I recorded Chodesode 14, as I was equally as baffled by DC being in first with the fewest wins - Red Lite is finally living up to his namesake! - Lots can and will change throughout the season, I feel like it’s dang near impossible to accurately predict who the best goalie will be - Classy audio break - I had a drug addict friend too, I’m not sure what he’s up to now. I find it somewhat amusing that Tate’s approach to teens is “make sure they don’t die.” - I also could listen to a podcast just about Tate’s time in the film industry - Damn, apparently I could listen to Phil’s gym tales too! Maybe I missed this part, but why did Adam Sandler spend so much time in Toronto? - I love MC’ing! I get to MC my cousin’s wedding this month. I find it much easier to talk to a crowd of people than to converse with a single stranger in that crowd. - Social media doesn’t count toward one’s social preference, it’s universally garbage I’m down for some Rock Bottom collab! Great stuff from my two favourite content creators

Look at this guy keeping his VHL Radios under 10 minutes

Love me some stats porn! I like that you re-recorded for misgendering Aloe Dear, while I’m pretty sure I confidently kept referring to Juice as Toronto’s GM on my latest as yet unposted podcast. Speaking of which, you should re-record again as you said Fonzi was Davos’ GM, when he’s obviously Vancouver’s.

My thoughts are that there really isn’t a lot separating a 700-800 TPA player from a 1000 TPA player. IMO once you’re in that ~750 TPA range you could well be the best player in the league.

I agree that Malmo are chumps, even with Kaberle!

Booooo

Conditions on conditions…

What a day! I literally just finished recording a podcast where I said something along the lines of “I don’t see @Frank much because I don’t check out the graphics section that often. Hi Frank, come back to Minot.”

Welcome @TartarSauceSk8r! Obviously Nobody got you here and would be an excellent mentor, but let us know if you need help with anything! Also you created just in time to get mentioned in the podcast I’m currently recording

Check, @McWolf @diamond_ace . They just stole almost half your GMs! And soon they will take all your best players. Are you seriously going to take this laying down!?

And here I was about to make a job posting for this!

Tate and I know what’s up. Too bad I must destroy him.

Never, I love the newbies! Zetterberg on the other hand is a monster. EDIT: Just be a forum elitist and you won’t have to worry about Discord reminders