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You catch the Grubbin with your 3rd ball! Scyther on the other hand snipped the remainder of your Pokeballs in a rather improbable sequence of simulations. My condolences. Would you like to use your Ultra or Great ball on it? Zorua knocks the sheep's block off in two hits. It has 21.7 hp remaining.
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As you park out by the Lake (80 miles from Sante Fe), you find: Grubbin 16 Sneasel 16 Sneasel 18 Don't ask me why the left and right borders didn't copy as well.
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Jessie wakes up in the Rocket Hideout in Mahogany Town. She needs some supplies for the day, so she goes upstairs to speak with the sketchy drug dealing shop owner, who will one day be murdered by Lance’s Dragonite. ”Jeez, Team Rocket hasn’t ACTUALLY purchased anything since I sold my underwear to James last Christmas,” she volunteers to the drug dealer as she purchases: 1x Max Repel 2x Great balls She then heads north with her floating tumour to check out the Lake of Rage, hoping the repel wasn’t foolish. Action 1: Explore Lake of Rage *Using the Max Repel
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Processed. And by processed I mean I’m in the process of slowly and painfully processing it on mobile. The intensity and energy from the trade is enough to MELT the metal coat Scyther is carrying, horribly burning its skin like that scene from Game of Thrones. (“A COAT FOR A KING!” Nurse Joy says, with a malicious hatred and cold murderous look in her eyes.) Fortunately, once it cools OD is in the possession of a fancy new Scizor!
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Certainly. Looking at your guys’ roster and finances, I believe we can solve all issues in a single stroke here. My first act as interim Helsinki GM is to waive the remaining 3 players off the roster. “Half” the money we save can go a charity of local philanthropist @fishy’s choice, and the other “half” can be invested in an exclusive Helsinki “facility” that will be anchored off the coast of the Gulf of Finland. Those finances will also pay for the “employees” of this facility, as well as “medical supplies” for those who will be spending time at the “facility.” Meeting adjourned, and I wish you all luck on the waiver wire this off-season. See you all on the S.S. Boom Shack!
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Yeah apparently the dude’s got range:
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What's the emergency and what seems to the officer problem and how long do we have to emergency GM? I could perhaps help.
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Taking this franchise from MID to medium-high MID!
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Dok and Spyro's League News EX: Episode Two
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Probably not, but I figured I should cover all the bases just to be sure. -
Jardy's Hecking Podcast, Season 2 Episode 16: A POOPY DESTINATION
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Only the best and most elite quarter of the league though -
Dok and Spyro's League News EX: Episode Two
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- If I’m not mistaken, backup goalies don’t count toward the salary cap (if their salary is like, $3M or lower or something like that). - @Brandon @jacobcarson877 Allegedly Spyro purchased Experience but didn’t actually receive the Experience. - I’m fully entitled to bash the simmers, they’re all a bunch of shitbirds @Beketov @Josh @Devise @MexicanCow123 Fuck y’all. -
I hope your reign as VHLM Commish is visible and proactive!
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I’d say Otto’s got a bit more Tywin vibes, but he’s definitely a scheming overreaching shithead. This was such a good episode, so much tension and steady escalation. The dragons’ presence was so badass in the Dragonstone scene. The character building has also been so good, you can see all the layers and layers of tragedy starting to build. I like that they decided to make Rhaenyra and Alicent besties/schoolgirl crushes for the show, I can already start to see the path of conflict between the two as they get older. I’M HYPED
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- I like the idea that you’re actually a doctor and went to work hungover. - That’s a good Aussie accent - Your draft analysis was A+ and insightful, you were spot on with your predicted possibility that that one player got picked where people weren’t quite expecting! - Anal Fisting Circus Monkey Simulator GOTY 2022
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Jardy's Hecking Podcast, Season 2 Episode 16: A POOPY DESTINATION
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@thadthrasher Pretend all of fresco’s tags are yours. -
Jardy's Nodesode #29: Is Alex a Big Fat Cheater!?
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WELL DIDN'T THAT WORK OUT JUST NICE FOR YOU -
1. Were you happy with your performance in The Regular Season? It wasn't too bad! Set personal bests in points and assists, and had a positive rating for the first time in my career. Wish my shot blocks would be higher though. 2. Which is your favorite VHLM Team? Have to show love to the Halifax 21st, who I helped GM for the last few seasons. Rest their souls. 3. Which song motivates you before game time? Poopy Peepants probably gets his kicks from Classical music. I imagine he rocks out to Mozart before the big game. 4. Which is one aspect of your game you hope to improve before next season? I'd like my defensive game to be even higher, it would be dope to be an undisputed favourite for the Jake Wylde Trophy. 5. What do you think of the new VHL Champions, The Warsaw Predators Good on them, they had a solid team right from the get-go that was capable of winning a championship, and they did so without being most people's favourite. 6. If Connor McDavid was a VHL player, what do you think his skating Attribute would be? Well, Simon Tremblay said no player was really intended to have 99 in any stat, so 97 would be suitable wouldn't it?
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I have no idea how I cracked the Top 20, but I'll take it!
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I read the post but am going to comment anyway because FUCK YOU
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Jardy's Hecking Podcast, Season 2 Episode 16: A POOPY DESTINATION
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Jardy's Hecking Podcast, Season 2 Episode 16: A POOPY DESTINATION
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That’s my usual move, but you BUSY BODIES have worn me down somewhat. Also a lot of these are fairly brief player mentions so I didn’t want to be too cruel. Sounds like a good idea for @PadStack’s next player?