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We actually didn't want to win this game, so the joke is on you guys.

Pretty much just Nickelback 24/7 is all anyone needs.

Bears 3-1

120 Iron Eagles 122 Legion 123 Iron Eagles 129 Americans

Go tem

I've been had!

Yuuuuuuukon!

4

You were a largely hyped first gen so long after it became cool that it wasn't cool anymore when you did it, but now it's getting cool again.

62 HC Dynamo 63 Iron Eagles 64 Wranglers 65 Americans

4-2 Trains

#dontdoit

In a change of heart from last season, Japanese center Keiji Toriyama of the Vasteras Iron Eagles has decided that he plans to win the Continental Cup this season. This marks a new approach from a season ago when Toriyama and the Iron Eagles didn't win the championship because it was his will that it would not be so. For Vasteras fans, Toriyama's decision to win the Cup this season is something to celebrate. The Iron Eagles as a franchise have been terrible, and Toriyama's opposition to bringing home a third championship for the club last season was part of an effort to have the team moved back to Madrid, where they belong. "Nothing is changing as long as we stay in Vasteras. The fans aren't really that great, though we've never really given them much reason to cheer. I just think a change of scenery could do us some good. Perhaps new fanbase could light a fire under us. Although I've decided that we are going to win the Cup this season, I still think relocation is in order." Last season, Keiji Toriyama led a Twitter campaign to spread his message. He called upon his trillions of fans to litter social media with the hashtag #dontdoit. He considers it to have been a success.

EASTERN CONFERENCE Montreal vs. New York Winner: New York # of Games: 6 WESTERN CONFERENCE Chicago vs. Los Angeles Winner: Chicago # of Games: 6

eQ is back :drool:

Records are all relative anyway. You think any of Scotty's ludicrous records should really be compared to the stats of any future players?

I voted no, but I mean, yes isn't a bad choice. I think we'd want depreciation to start beating the crap out of you at that point in order to discourage people from continuing. Like, 13% in your 9th season, 20% in your 10th, ridiculous amounts more in following years.

I think we're all wondering the same thing...when will TOR C2 be traded?

Got 'em!

You guys can still like my shit if you want. I've already reached my quota for the day doing such.

Oh what. Oh. Just kidding, apparently.

I'm more referring to just the fact that the VHL has been around for seven years. And I suppose to not miss a point task is impressive, too.

Would people like to see something like this for every team? I'd be willing to work on the creation of such spreadsheets if this post of mine gets 14 likes (not that I'm fishing for likes, I just want to know that people would care to see them so it's not a waste of my time, not that it would be a massive waste of mine time because I really don't mind doing stuff like this).

Seven years though

Player Name: Keiji Toriyama Cash you have: 4.75m Workout Name: 10 tpe Cost of Workout: 4m Cash Left: .75m