Voodoo Resurgence In Davos
DAVOS - A familiar business in the city of Davos is once again hitting its stride. In the wake of the return of the VHL Playoffs, the hometown HC Davos Dynamo have found themselves down 2-0 to their perennial rivals, the Riga Reign. Behind the stellar goaltending of Mike Szatkowski Jr, the Dynamo faithful are on the verge of watching their beloved team crushed right out of the playoffs. However, in the wake of a similar scheme hatched during the Season 36 VHL Finals, voodoo dolls of the Reign's goalie have started to wildly circulate in the wake of the HC Dynamo's loss in Game Two.
"If this stuff can work on Remy fucking LeBeau, it can work on anyone!" exclaimed Davos fan Tony Danza.
After the retirement of the legendary LeBeau, some thought that the voodoo industry would slowly die out. Instead, the crafty ritualists have found a heir to their previous bane in Szatkowski Jr. However, only time will tell if lightning will strike twice in Davos.
Jethro Novacek is a contributor to the MSFL Times, which is doing well thanks to their new iron lung. He enjoys doodling in MS Paint, admiring his American history trinkets on his desk and leaking pictures of Jerry Jones doing horrific things in the hopes of getting him fired.