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twists just wants him because they both like cartoon pr0n

We are drafting different players.. how many of these have you won?

Just too easy..

Dear god, Wylde Markinson pairing Interesting read, so cool to see some of those forgotten names of the S30’s era

Wow just saw grape made this joke already….

Does Topaz Labs count?

I love the #AllHeart call back

As a former child I agree with having my feelings hurt by the term dummy.

I literally found this place because of BOOM. So I support this message. Also, look at these people freaking out because we have left the golden age. Things gonna get really nasty in the VHL Recession. First thing to go is COC then the VHLE, then this place is just a porn website with 5 days between sims. buckle up snowflakes

@Girts

Welcome to Houston @axtron and @Syzygy!!

Welcome

F - Sadie St. Louis @Jubis

S91 Donation: Transaction ID: 7M307162E9947743U 5 Uncapped 1 MILL PLAYER STORE Doubles Week

WELCOME!

Congrats to all the winners!

G - Lachlan Summers @Gustav

D - Malum Maellard @Jubis

LETS GO!

D - Pierre Emile Bouchard @Gustav

F - Larry Abass Jr @Jubis

Houston Bulls Announce Team Captains and AGM After what was a grueling S90, the Houston Bulls look forward to being a competitor once again. The Houston Bulls have historically been an incredible VHLM Franchise which has been managed greatly, and has produced some amazing talent. We commend those former Bulls alumni who contributed to making this minors franchise so rich in success and hockey culture. The current management team is fueled by this expectation to continue the legacy. Moving forward we look to be a perrenial competitor which pumped out VHL talent. Last season was a rebuilding year, one in which Houston hasn't had to endure in a very long time. However we build from our S90 roster as we welcome back starting goalie Pipo Papa @npuBeT, Luna Everdeen @Dee and Keegan Vos @DDZ_44 who was added in the most recent VHLM Draft. Through that draft we also welcome to the team Guntis Gavilros @Girts and DB IV @wcats! Now last season we did not name captains, and we had a vacant AGM role for the entire season. I'm excited to announce that today we will be naming two assistant captains, a captain, and an addition to the management team. Without further ado, here are the new additions to the HOUSTON BULLS LEADERSHIP GROUP! Our first Assistant Captain is the player we selected with our 2nd Overall pick, Vanellope Von Schweetz @Arce! The Houston Bulls were without a defenseman all year long last year. This year we have one of the strongest defensive core, and it is lead by Schweetz. This is a longtime member and leader in the community. We are very lucky to have this player enter the Houston Bulls system, and we are confident that they will be an integral part of this roster and an ambassador for the franchise as they graduate from the VHLM. Our second Assistant Captain is a returning player, who was drafted in the 4th Round in S90. We welcome Isaac Mclflopper @sportexperts show as an S91 Assistant Captain! He showed great leadership and positivity throughout the year with Houston last season. Despite us having a pretty miserable season record, Mclflopper continued to grind all season long and has proven to be a very promising VHL prospect as he was drafted 19th Overall by the Helsinki Titans! The next Captain in Houston Bulls history, we are excited to announce is Kimi Raikkonen @mattyIceman! Matty was a waiver pickup last season, but showed great passion for this organization. He was the biggest voice in the locker room, and lead by example as he grinded from a mid season create into a top prospect in a less than a month. We are excited to have Matty back, and we are excited to see how his player does with a full season as a Bull. Now, the next announcement is our new AGM. This has been in the works for about a week. We are excited to announce @VattghernCZ as the newest Houston Bulls AGM. This is a member who I think has a lot of untapped potential and could truly be a fantastic future GM. He was the Royals GM in the off-seasons JST Tournament. We are excited to get another voice in the locker room and I'm personally excited to work alongside him as he prepared for a full VHLM GM position in the future. We are very exscited for the S91 Season. GO BULLS GO.

He’s living up to the name. FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY forever