STZ

Honey Boo Boo

Prust the Trocess

It's BoBo!!

Good job with Parechkin, should be a good indicator of how your next two players will be - and you'd be lucky to have both on your team (hint hint). Also, I'm prettty sure with the announcement of the new update scale they said they weren't updating the sim after the Trade Deadline - so I hope you weren't updating ZP and just wasting those TPEz

He's got Stockholm Syndrome in Quebec City... I think they call that Down Syndrome..

Holik to Helsinki, to be a mentor backup and bromance

Leah knows how to handle dat hard wood

Maybe I'll start a Stardewcast and we can get some hot takes while I farm and wheel bitties..

Jonas such a little twerp

@Kendrick I'm comin for Richardson bae

S54 VHL Mock Draft Round One 1. TORONTO LEGION: G - Torstein Ironside Analysis: I think this is a no-brainer. The Legion’s GM has the chance to draft his own player, and I believe secure his 2nd player who has yet to be created yet. If that’s the case, it would be stupid to pass up this opportunity. Even if he had to make this his GM player, I’d still do it. I’ve learned from experience that you should have your GM player be a goalie, and right here he’s securing the goalie of his future. To get the opportunity to have two players, and thus more control over your team.. It’s really something you can’t pass up. 2. HC DAVOS DYNAMO: C - Fook Yu Analysis: Smarch is starting his franchise off on the right foot. This is the safe bet, and the smart play. You get a consistent veteran member, who knows how to build players and consistently updates. You know what you are getting in Fong. He already has a great goalie prospect, as well as his own GM player. Yu is the logical choice both positionally and for the future outlook of the franchise. This makes Davos a way better team, and with Smarch at the reigns, I think it gives credibility to this pick and makes the rest of the Davos roster believe in their future. 3. HELSINKI TITANS: D - Hudson Abbott Analysis: Helsinki will probably be looking to take a defenseman at this draft spot. It’s between Bushito and Banack, and if I was in a GM position, I would always be looking at a non-second player over a second player. Banack will make a good player, but it’s probably safer to take Bash and not risk having Seattle have leverage on you at all. Not to mention Bushito has proven to be a bigger TPE earner, and has shown some fire in his activity as of recent. 4. RIGA REIGN: G - Marcus King Analysis: This is an easy one, and probably the reason why hedgehog wasn’t mad about losing the lottery. Kendrick is a great member, and will build a great goalie. Believe in this player, make him your franchise goalie, and bring a veteran member into your lockerroom. Not only is this a gift at four, but for a rebuilding franchise, to secure an elite goalie AND bring Kendrick in, I think you’re stupid not to do this. 5. QUEBEC CITY MEUTE: C - Shawn Gretzky Analysis: Best player available. I think TLO fits in with Frank’s deaf mutes. Brings a character into the LR and some trash talking into game threads. I love this pick, and will be a great centerpiece for the top line featuring the Gaud himself and Solas’ player. I think after this pick you can consider QC in phase two of the rebuild. 6. STOCKHOLM VIKINGS: RW - Takashi Fujimoto Analysis: After losing The Undertaker to retirement, I think this is a good replacement. Stockholm is very young, and bringing in a winger like Fujimoto brings some security to the forward core which is aging. Fujimoto joins Dragonslayer and Finn as the future top line. 7. HELSINKI TITANS: D - Aleksi Fedorov Analysis: I think after debating between the two defensive picks at three, Helsinki just goes ahead and takes the other. Who knows, maybe they flip this pick to Seattle, and allows Banack to take his own player. 8. QUEBEC CITY MEUTE: LW - Rudolph Schmeckledorf Analysis: Probably the steal of the draft. If Corco falls this far, I think QC will be lucky to have him. I could see him going as high as six. I think people are hesitant to believe this is a full return, but if it is, then QC just landed a huge player. 9. NEW YORK AMERICANS: RW - Verner Reinholdt Analysis: With no other options, Devise reluctantly brings on a second player to NYA. 10. CALGARY WRANGLERS: RW - Slava Aleksei Analysis: brovy will probably look at Tyler or Kyle as a gamble with the last pick in the first round.. I think he takes Tyler - better history of TPE earning (recency bias). @Higgins

Statistic Boner

I agree with the timeline.. weird thing is I usually love the ones that take like 30-45 mins and hate anything that is over that.. ive usually just fucked with it too much past that sweet spot time..

MOON LANDING

I uncapped my pants for nottin

Yeaaaa I love this.. gonna get naked and write a MS when I get home!!!

Very sad to say I saw..

@Higgins #GhostofClaudio #FREEHELG #SethKnew #MoonBlew #HOFForT2 Helsinki with dat goalie controversy.. when Blavk Velvet dropping his next poem??

Think so.. including Unassisted and not Rhett (I'm assuming you aren't counting Jacob)..

I have to own the record for average TPE per player..

You guys weren't down 3-0.. how exactly would you be making history? winning a cup with a CPU goalie?? Ohhhhhhhhh

That doesn't even apply...

Ya I'll win another, sure

Dammit I was gonna make an edging joke...