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STZ

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  1. Holy fuck, first time I've ever got this.. New player got dat +10 Luck
  2. I only do like 15 things to a sig anyways, so undoing that many times might uninstall PS
  3. It's been a whileee
  4. He'll have the bar play of Gilmour in '94
  5. why would it be his? I think in French all of their words are boys and girls..
  6. VHL Get an Unassisted Goal
  7. VHL Awaits its First Unassisted Goal Richmond Hill, Ontario. It's official, the VHL will eventually in the next 8 seasons, barring injury, get its first ever Unassisted goal. In 46 seasons played in the VHL there has yet to be an unassisted goal. Many analysts have said this is due to stat padding, and point inflation ever since the beginning of the league. The conspiracy theorists have said that the league creators have an unofficial back room rule book that states that officials must give an assist on every goal. The streak without seeing Unassisted beside a goal scorer is about to come to an end. The 6'1 center out of Richmond Hill, has just declared his eligibility for the S48 Draft. He is slated to be a grinding playmaking center that has a lot of franchises buzzing already. He is currently playing for the Guelph Storm of the OHL but will be leaving the CHL in order to start is VHL journey in the minor leagues. There have already been a number of VHLM GM's who have reached out to Unassisted, and even a reported two teams who have put in a claim. Coming only days before the Trade Deadline it looks like this could be a surprisingly early use of the top priority selection in the waiver priorities. While it is still very early, the hype seems to be growing on this player. He has just been the third player to sign with the STZ Player Agency who has represented HOF player Ethan Osborne and most recently Jake Wylde. Unassisted has also been reported to be in talks to sign a major exclusive endorsement deal with Wrangler Jeans. This exclusive deal would bar him from using any other brands for any of his equipment.
  8. 5-2 Moscow
  9. Davos 2-1
  10. oh shit thats cold
  11. I've seen better
  12. Super Hot Cock Fire line is pretty good nbd
  13. Set in calendar
  14. Fuck it, do three, pussy
  15. Try buying a new PC and then take it back for a refund the next day with your old computer in the box..
  16. unreal.. great work.
  17. Have you tried spraying Axe Body Spray into the CD Drive?
  18. I like. It's subliminally saying cologne
  19. Try running it a bath and cleaning the hard drive with bleach.. I had that same problem.
  20. is that code for buttsecks with a top hat?
  21. Why is there never an unassisted goal in VHL? #conspiracy #pointinflation

    1. Ahma

      Ahma

      True! #conspiracy

  22. Don't tell me there's gonna be two more Paniks now..
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