Phil

Oh yea I knew about you! I think you were the first person on VHL to tell me the you were a Chelsea fan... like within my first 5 posts haha

If they relocate based on failure to win a cup... the BOG and commishes are all idiots. By this logic we should relocate Toronto Maple Leafs - they blow worse than Vasteras. And of course - a change of name will totally rework the way teams are built in the VHL. Yea. Absolutely. GG NO RE

Hot redhead + rocking song = paramore... and halestorm

Ramsey's been my boy since the season before he got amazing. He's been David's boy since 2 years before that. He's been Wenger's boy since like... age 19. Arsene knows what's good. He's the best in the prem at the moment.

I am so sorry about that.

wait... who do YOU support?

I remember the time Rafter didn't update for a full season and I had a 187TPE update haha good days

No points? *applies to be forward*

Yea Southampton overall outplayed Liverpool imo. We didn't look sharp and they looked electric. Though I have to say.. all three of the goals were fantastic - especially Clyde's! Yes, I meant chelsea. Are there any other Chelsea fans here other than Jason? Also... fun fact - Liverpool is the most English team of the 'top six' prem teams.

So it started last week and already I can laugh at United. That Tadic from Southamption was unreal - holy shit it's like they DIDN'T sell half their team. Fuck Fabregas, that guy is too good. Man City conceded against Burnley, which is worth a lel (actually were behind) QPR were unlucky to get nothing out of their first game against Hull - MacGregor played out of his skin to bail out his team .

Honestly, I don't want Vasteras relocated. It's too epic to move.

That was only to allow Vasteras to win a cup... besides... Bencharski still played with a Knight that season. The only season then that he didn't would have been, what his 2 last seasons? My relationship with lobo is still too young to end.

WE ARE A DEFENSIVE PAIRING THAT MUSTN'T BE SPILT... LIKE WALCOTT AND BENCHARSKI

IF LOBO LEAVES, I LEAVE

There was a wannabe in there. Stay tuned.

Shortbus 2 long

I guess you'll either have to wait until I write the next episode or until you look up who the other 2 VHL commissioners where at the time of Jardy's appointment

"Quick Ma, grab the shotgun!" The buck-tooth, straw-sucking young man in overall sprinted across the front porch and hopped over the railing towards the corn field. He never felt so sacred and exhilarated in all of his uneventful life. Nothing ever happens on his farm in ButtFuck Nowhere, SSK, Canada, but today was a very different kind of day. A man in a black suit, with 2 burly man at his side, was marching across his driveway towards the house. He was the type of city slicker you see in the movies. The type that come for a purpose, for self-gain, but will try to make you think it is for your benefit. The young man hid in the corn field and watched them as the walked up the steps and banged on the door. The mother answered. There was a very long hushed conversation. He tried to slip closer to hear what was being spoken. All of a sudden, the mother pointed at his position in the corn field. The three men whipped around. The young man was so shocked that he pissed himself, farted and passed out. When he came to, he was lying on his back on the sofa on the front porch. His mother was applying a cool wet cloth to his forehead. "Honey," she said in a sugary voice. "I want to you meet Mr. Sterling. He has some business to discuss regarding the VHL. -------- THE ORIGIN OF JARDY

Gotta Welfare this week. 2 finals on tuesday +4

That was too perfect.

16 Shots McQueen?

woo! Nice effort Mike

9:39 of 3rd period - Naomi Young is hit by Phil Villeneuve Oh baby.

I just wanted my penis to get bigger