CoachReilly 688 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 (edited) DIE, PENALTY SHOT. DIE. "What's the f**king point?" says CoachReilly NEW YORK, NY -- In a somewhat non-controversial move, the VHL big wigs flipped the switch on the penalty shot attribute. The move was obviously meant to fill a bottomless pit of bore during the off-season, and it has caused some people (named 'CoachReilly') to raise their arms in a flabbergasted state. As the penalty shot will not be used in the playoffs, there is no evidence of home-ice advantage, and there are rarely playoff battles which end up actually mattering, the prospect of winning and losing a shootout doesn't really matter in the eyes of smart people. The only types of players that will end up using the penalty shot attribute are steroid/recruiting-benefited players such as Lord Karnage, Thomas O'Malley AND NOT Mason Richardson. In the long run, the penalty shot attribute is a waste of space, a waste of TPE, and a waste of goddamn space. Writer Munk can be reached at 696-969-6969 or Munky69er@brazzers.com Edited July 10, 2015 by CoachReilly Frank and Sixersfan594 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Trifecta 1,896 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 How about no. You just want it gone because it's more work for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,058 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 (edited) allows for specialty players - 3-6 points each season can be a factor in the long run. Why not give people more options? Edited July 10, 2015 by Phil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachReilly 688 Posted July 10, 2015 Author Share Posted July 10, 2015 (edited) allows for specialty players - 3-6 points each season can be a factor in the long run. Why not give people more options? i think my point in the article disagrees with that. has there ever been a serious playoff race for the 3rd slot in the playoffs? that's the only way this could possibly be a factor. i think the fact that only 1 person in all of North America has updated it so far is a testament to it not mattering in the minds of most people. also, sir jardy swore for years that the attribute didn't matter. reminder: there is no penalty shot in the playoffs. Edited July 10, 2015 by CoachReilly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank 4,897 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Coach making a name for himself. CoachReilly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyinAmerica 2,759 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 I mean, it's a point task and not a suggestion/complaint. So progress? (I disagree, by the way. So what if those are the only players benefiting? They're getting the points, let them do whatever they want with them. If it's not penalty shot, it's going to be leadership.) CoachReilly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devise 4,475 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 i think my point in the article disagrees with that. has there ever been a serious playoff race for the 3rd slot in the playoffs? that's the only way this could possibly be a factor. i think the fact that only 1 person in all of North America has updated it so far is a testament to it not mattering in the minds of most people. also, sir jardy swore for years that the attribute didn't matter. reminder: there is no penalty shot in the playoffs. Unless someone is fouled on a breakaway. It doesn't hurt anyone and allows more flexibility. No down side imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachReilly 688 Posted July 10, 2015 Author Share Posted July 10, 2015 Unless someone is fouled on a breakaway. It doesn't hurt anyone and allows more flexibility. No down side imo. i've honest to god never seen that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachReilly 688 Posted July 10, 2015 Author Share Posted July 10, 2015 so where are all of you people putting points on penalty shot? mikaelson is the only one i've seen. put your money where your mouth is (waste your tpe, plz) Da Trifecta 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VHLSC 17 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Unless someone is fouled on a breakaway. It doesn't hurt anyone and allows more flexibility. No down side imo. Here at VHLSC we discuss hockey. Your comment screams Basketball, get away from the keyboard Denise. CoachReilly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devise 4,475 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 so where are all of you people putting points on penalty shot? mikaelson is the only one i've seen. put your money where your mouth is (waste your tpe, plz) Holy captain extreme. I may not like coconut but that doesn't mean I can't support peoples right to eat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devise 4,475 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Here at VHLSC we discuss hockey. Your comment screams Basketball, get away from the keyboard Denise. Listen I've been playing NBA2K recently so yeah. Also a penalty and a foul are like the same thing. Both also involve the use of red and yellow cards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boubabi 4,725 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 just make it not subject to depreciation. Munk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Trifecta 1,896 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 just make it not subject to depreciation. That would be glorious as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorlab 4,321 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Trifecta 1,896 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 The real reason I am adding to is is because in time, I will have nothing else to update. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie 438 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Does Coach ever stop complaining? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 10,661 Posted July 10, 2015 Admin Share Posted July 10, 2015 My next player Tricky McDangles will max out Penalty Shot before anything else. Toast and Corco 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOOM 8,525 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 I hope not, because Fighting and Penalty Shot are all I'm updating from this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachReilly 688 Posted July 10, 2015 Author Share Posted July 10, 2015 people who disagree with me. put your money where your mouth is and update penalty shot if it's not pointless. thx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molholt 2,185 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 people who disagree with me. put your money where your mouth is and update penalty shot if it's not pointless. thx If it's worthless, why do you care if it is an option? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie 438 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 I will be updating penalty shot kthx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toast 887 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 people who disagree with me. put your money where your mouth is and update penalty shot if it's not pointless. thx If that's what you want... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 10,661 Posted July 10, 2015 Admin Share Posted July 10, 2015 people who disagree with me. put your money where your mouth is and update penalty shot if it's not pointless. thx I will when my goalie achieves optimal attribute balance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munk 1,298 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 people who disagree with me. put your money where your mouth is and update penalty shot if it's not pointless. thx If i put da munny in da mawfh i just eat it how dat halp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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