Tagger 2,722 Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 While the VHL has had quite a bit of luck recently with getting members who had been in the VHL in the past to return for a second stint (Jericho, Corco, Anderson, etc.), the league is still having problems when it comes to both getting new members to join the league and keeping the few new members that they get to stick around. In a way it’s understandable that bringing in new blood gets more difficult as time passes. Back when the league started in 2007, the online gaming scene for sports games was not nearly as big as it currently is today and while I can’t speak for the NHL franchise, I know that the FIFA and Madden franchises were still limited to simple exhibition matchups. Nowadays, you can create a player and play with or compete against your friends online with that player, a much more interactive option than the VHL provides. So what can the VHL do to help bring more eyes onto its product? Well, I have an idea. It’s not a cheap one, it’ll probably take a lot of our donation money right down the toilet, but it’s one that will get more people who wouldn’t have even considered getting involved with the VHL excited to join the league. We make the VHL more real. Now that statement may sound ridiculous. How do we make the VHL, where users create fake players to enter a fake hockey league where a simulator decides fake results in which fake players then go on to win fake championships, real? Simple, we get more REAL people involved. We need to hire “actors” to play the roles of our VHL players in the real world. That way, the achievements that currently only get talked about on the site can get spread into the real world! For example, we can have a Scandinavian actor (or any other nationality so long as he can put on a convincing Swedish accent) in New York play the role of Joel Jarvi. He can visit ice rinks and set up autograph sessions where he can talk about his achievements in the VHL. We can arrange for him to do talks in schools about how he was able to carry a Cologne team that had barely anyone on it to solid success. We can have the actor Jarvi pitch “the Jarvi story” to book publishers, and if they buy into it, then we can make an impromptu autobiography of Joel Jarvi to be released into the public! Think about how many eyes we can bring to the VHL if we start using real people to play the roles of our fake people! Think of the possibilities! Frank and Corco 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastOlympian07 2,388 Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 OR we pay the championship winning team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahma 1,288 Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Swedish accent for a Finnish player? lol what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devise 4,475 Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Film VHL the movie, with lesser hockey players playing VHL roles. Actually make it a series where we cover the 50 in 50 but in video form with recreations. Man, if only we had that kind of money, we could do some stupid beautiful things. Corco 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOOM 8,408 Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 I'll play the Aussie version for free. Boom, saving the VHL money since 2017. I'm due in US Northeast later this year anyway! Now, I'm off to read the hockey terminology handbook. Devise 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tagger 2,722 Posted March 12, 2017 Author Share Posted March 12, 2017 11 minutes ago, Ahma said: Swedish accent for a Finnish player? lol what I don't put any research into these anymore. All I knew was he was Team Scandinavia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DollarAndADream 3,356 Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 I am on board with this. I think it would be cool to put up flyers even. I know some of these fuckers live close to downtown Vancouver or in it, like brovy or Frank or some shit. They should hang up some flyers on their commute to school or work or whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank 4,764 Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 Free ounce of crack cocaine with every creation of a 300 tpe player. 50 pack chicken mcnuggets if you create a 500 tpe first gen player. All in favor say aye! JardyB10 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASIANBOUBABI 173 Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 Do I get extra sauce with the McNuggets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank 4,764 Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, HFD said: Do I get extra sauce with the McNuggets? We'll ship a 165 ounce barrel to your house free of charge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASIANBOUBABI 173 Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 Deal. Only 374 to go! Frank 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank 4,764 Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 Look it's working @sterling @Higgins @JardyB10 @Will BOOM and Devise 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devise 4,475 Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 10 minutes ago, Frank said: Look it's working @sterling @Higgins @JardyB10 @Will Fuck @Banackock obviously @Frank should be head of Recruitment Crew. #TheMcNuggetsInitiative Banackock 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,617 Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 I swear I will reach 500 TPE and instantly retire to keep a steady stream of nuggies coming my way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank 4,764 Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 So free advertisement on VHL for McDonalds in exchange as many Nuggets as we want. Trust me I went to business school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,617 Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 9 minutes ago, Frank said: So free advertisement on VHL for McDonalds in exchange as many Nuggets as we want. Trust me I went to business school. THIS guy does business Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devise 4,475 Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 Although a free 10 nuggets for earning 100 Tpze would really bring the poor struggling artists in. Need a poetry pt before too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,014 Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 I'll just post my vlog. Everyone wants to see me eat and train eaglesfan036 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahma 1,288 Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 16 hours ago, Salt said: I don't put any research into these anymore. All I knew was he was Team Scandinavia you should be able to tell the difference in name. I thought you're English, not some stewpid 'merican Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Moderator Baozi 1,635 Posted March 13, 2017 Head Moderator Share Posted March 13, 2017 I want Jet Li playing me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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