Knight 1,289 Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 So I'm both high and drunk... and guarded a pool tonight to a) make sure my friends that didn't know how to swim didn't die, to show off my sexy body c) to pick up the foxy ladies. Well.. no one died.... I got really drunk.. I got 4 number. and one blowie... fukc yea... good knigh!t!! I am only hearing about this now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight 1,289 Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 I was drunk from Feb to June, so I missed some of these epic stories. Also wtf Phil why ain't you telling me any of this shit. JardyB10 and Frank 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,865 Posted August 16, 2014 Author Share Posted August 16, 2014 I MISSED FOLKFEST! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smarch 3,143 Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Did some drugs last night, slept it off in a park i guess, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank 5,181 Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Did some drugs last night, slept it off in a park i guess, Should of went for the alley always a safe bet, nobody will wake u up. Knight 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,865 Posted August 23, 2014 Author Share Posted August 23, 2014 "I'M TRYING TO FIND THE WORDS TO DESCRIBE THIS GIRL THAT ARE NOT DISRESPECTFUL IN ANY MANNERRRRR!" "man she has a sexy cunt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,118 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 In the words of Eminem's chorus: Can anybody hear me? It feel like I'm talking to myself. So actually nothing randy happened tonight. A little tongue action and some sex-ting on fbing but not p in v action. At least I got a number of a hot black chick. Not like.. pure black but like... half black. Definitely had some African songs about the Lion King going on there.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,118 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 (edited) "I'M TRYING TO FIND THE WORDS TO DESCRIBE THIS GIRL THAT ARE NOT DISRESPECTFUL IN ANY MANNERRRRR!" "man she has a sexy cunt" Et tu David whoeverthefuckmixeseverypopularsongever? Edited August 23, 2014 by Phil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,118 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Make my make-believe believe in me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,865 Posted August 24, 2014 Author Share Posted August 24, 2014 Weddings, man. My head hurts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,660 Posted September 1, 2014 Senior Admin Share Posted September 1, 2014 was it this dance party at uni today...thought it was going to be ridiculous at first, but it was actually a pretty good time. it was just a cover band so I didn't have high hopes but they did some good shit. It was raining so it was under a tent, which made it sweaty as balls, so that was kind shitty (maybe?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,660 Posted September 2, 2014 Senior Admin Share Posted September 2, 2014 Night/day #2 now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,865 Posted September 2, 2014 Author Share Posted September 2, 2014 Sweaty tents are the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandro 251 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 FUCK YA'LL I'M TIRED. Also Brandon snuck into the Twitch Party in Seattle which was kinda funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,660 Posted September 6, 2014 Senior Admin Share Posted September 6, 2014 Sweaty tents are the best There was another one tonight. Drunk and slightly high + tent = fairly good time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorlab 4,321 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 I was on the liquor and drugs hard last night for the Trailer Park Boys season 8... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,660 Posted September 6, 2014 Senior Admin Share Posted September 6, 2014 I was on the liquor and drugs hard last night for the Trailer Park Boys season 8... jesus i watched ep 1 last night too, can't handle rickys same shirt and sweats anymore tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,660 Posted September 7, 2014 Senior Admin Share Posted September 7, 2014 well im at it again tonight and tonight i got to see some girl get taken away in an ambulance....success!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandro 251 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 (edited) I don't normally drink sugary stuff. I made a drink that was pretty much all sugar and booze. I had one and a half of them. It did not end well for me. I'm going to go sleep for 15 hours. Edited September 7, 2014 by Sandro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank 5,181 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 I don't normally drink sugary stuff. I made a drink that was pretty much all sugar and booze. I had one and a half of them. It did not end well for me. I'm going to go sleep for 15 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandro 251 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Fuck, I wanted to die last night. Though I did put all my airsoft gear on and shoot my friend's super fucking awesome M27 IAR. That was sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. Will 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_ace 3,110 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Fuck, I wanted to die last night. Though I did put all my airsoft gear on and shoot my friend's super fucking awesome M27 IAR. That was sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. Hasn't been 15 hours. Your argument is invalid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandro 251 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Impossible to sleep that long in a house with four other people and two dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,865 Posted September 14, 2014 Author Share Posted September 14, 2014 Don't use expired condoms, folks! They break, and Plan B pills are like $25, which is how much five drinks cost at the party I was at, and then you still have to worry for the rest of the month because they're only 95% effective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,660 Posted September 14, 2014 Senior Admin Share Posted September 14, 2014 Don't use expired condoms, folks! They break, and Plan B pills are like $25, which is how much five drinks cost at the party I was at, and then you still have to worry for the rest of the month because they're only 95% effective. I suspect there is a story behind this? Anyways, intoxicated, on campus fun stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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