FacePuncher

You're banned too.

I say we make a big announcement about how we are going to add a BOG member, then add @Scooter just to piss you off

You're MY whore now

Not anymore they aren't. Everyone has one, some teams have three! And I mean shit, I got DAAD for ridiculously cheap

Sorry wrong account

This league doesn't have rules 

you can never leave 

Anyone but that loser Velvet amirite???

My best idea yet:
 
Founding Father - $55,000,000
- Create your own VHL or VHLM franchise, to be added to league the following off-season.
- Must have created an original and official logo and team name before the team can be added.
- May add an Expansion Draft for an additional $2,000,000. Otherwise you must build your team entirely in free agency for the first season or two.
- Receive a "Franchise Founder" profile badge.
- Any member you recruit for the team's first 1/2/3 seasons will be immediately placed on your roster.
 
This one's fun because the most you can make over your career from contracts alone is $49,000,000. ($2M VHLM free agent contract, maximum $4M entry level contract for 3 years, maximum $7M contract the remaining 5 years). That means you have to make up the other $6M from either random giveaways or the Piggy Bank option. It also could potentially break the league because we probably can't support much more than 10 teams, but it would be a fun thing to strive to! If you went through all the effort to save up this much money, you'd maybe have the incentive to recruit too. Writing that sentence gave me the idea for the last point on there.

@Green @boubabi @gregreg @Mike @Kylrad @evrydayimbyfuglien @gorlab @hedgehog337 @Gooningitup @Beketov @YEAH!stlemania
 
We have one mission, gentleman.
 
One simple task.
 
TO DESTROY THESE F**KING HOSERS IN THE SEMIFINALS!!!!
 
LETS KICK THESE F**KERS IN THEIR GREAT WHITE A**ES!!!!!

@Green @boubabi @gregreg @Mike @Kylrad @evrydayimbyfuglien @gorlab @hedgehog337 @Gooningitup @Beketov @YEAH!stlemania
 
We have one mission, gentleman.
 
One simple task.
 
TO DESTROY THESE F**KING HOSERS IN THE SEMIFINALS!!!!
 
LETS KICK THESE F**KERS IN THEIR GREAT WHITE A**ES!!!!!

Yeah, I get it. They do a lot for the league. That being said I wish it was more than just "we like these guys".
 
I think Parechkin will likely be given an A but if he wins it over me in Seattle imma be pissed lol

Ayyyyyyyyy @DollarAndADream welcome to the jungle, baby!!!!!

@Pandar @Pandar @Pandar

Maybe I WANT @Frank to put me in the naughty corner 
 
Nice to share an LR with you on here again, Ruutu! Next year we might be sharing 4 total 
 
Also, btw Frank, that MVP vote for Skovgaard on the S52 awards. That was meant for u bebe. U were still the S52 MVP in my book 

Screw you Sterling! Now you join the bears when im gone??

Good job, team. 

fucking nailed it

he sold his soul to Jardythe devil

To Stockholm:
S54 CGY 3rd Round Pick
 
To Calgary:
D - David Hamilton
 
I accept.  Shitty attitude and makes too much money.
 
@Pablo

honestly wouldnt count that out. first of all, that is some seriously awesome TPE growth right away. second, everyone above you but @tfong are second players, so overtaking them is more feasible than it may look

@Green @boubabi @gregreg @Mike @Kylrad @evrydayimbyfuglien @gorlab @hedgehog337 @Gooningitup @Beketov @YEAH!stlemania
 
We have one mission, gentleman.
 
One simple task.
 
TO DESTROY THESE F**KING HOSERS IN THE SEMIFINALS!!!!
 
LETS KICK THESE F**KERS IN THEIR GREAT WHITE A**ES!!!!!

1. Why does @Phil suddenly have an obsession with tagging me in your codcast questions?
2. Could you find some good Android podcast apps for me? I can't find any
3. What's your favorite movie of all time and why is it The Lego Movie?
4. If you saw all the members of the New York Americans in a bar, how many times would you hit them with a barstool?

Nah, @hedgehog337 is banned from all award ceremonies.

- How's Seattle looking this season? Can they take down the Americans?
- Now that those fucking S45 goalies have finally retired. What are Holik's chances at getting accolades.
- What are your thoughts on Italian women? Careful how you answer this one - this is a loaded question and your response will be replied to over KnightTime
- Favourite song at the moment? If none - say on that pops into your head.
- Do you know the muffin man? Is he married to @The Bread Man?