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IT'S STILL HAPPENING CHICAGO, ILLINOIS - HC Davos Dynamo goaltender Lennox Moher is scheduled to be married on August 16. There has been zero deviation from the plan to this point, and everything is proceeding normally - for the time being. Tonight, Moher heads to a meeting with another married couple to discuss a marriage inventory of 150+ questions regarding the respective spouse's drinking, drug-taking ability, gambling habits, etc. He got a sneak peak into his future spouse's answers, and the verdict was: NOT GREAT. Katrina thinks you gamble too much. Lennox response: "So what if I bet $500 on ND Women's basketball in the NCAA championship? The spread was great [or so he thought], and I coulda made some majorrrrr cheese. Anyway, we don't even have a joint bank account." Katrina thinks you've displayed some issues with drinking. Lennox response: "This probably goes back to a few years back when I embarrassed her at her work function. She had to come find me in the ghetto of Chicago. But I was only two years out of college. 24 year olds will be 24 year olds. That's a saying." Katrina thinks you're selfish sexually. Lennox response: "I've got no response for that."

Here's what really grinds my gears - I go inactive and turn into megatron. I'm going to comeback and probably flai

Motzaburger - do a better job than I did

Another $20 for S39

I think his "questionable" vote is referencing the 1 vote that didn't go your way

Seen this movie before

Mr. Clutch THAT TPE

gawd dammit. azi will be missed. how come no one asked me my opinion? i think i've at least earned for my opinion to be heard with my non-stop hard working attitude et al

I would never feign being British.

this may spark my interest in photoshop

Like Jesus Christ, I was away for 3+ days ... OK I'LL STOP

Like Bruce Wayne, I needed my body to be broken in order for my spirit to be renewed. I needed to go into the solitude of Bane's underground prison for my faith to rise above the earth. #MoherBlessed

Like Simba, Moher was not yet ready to fulfill his destiny in the VHL Circle of Life. Moher needed to run away to Hakuna Matata land where he would grow up and learn valuable life lessons. Now, he has returned to Pride Rock.

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boubabi

@boubabi HOW DOES THIS SHIT WORK

Kings in 6

Very good series. Lots of weird bounces. We just didn't clear shit out in front of our net all series. Congrats.

Don't expect any drama NEW YORK, NY -- Here at the VHL headquarters in New York City, the league is wondering what kind of drama they could possibly stir up with no apparent playoff races this season? The top three teams in each conference are very apparent. New York, Toronto, and Seattle have ruled North America to start the year, while Calgary continues to linger in the basement and Quebec City falls into a rebuild. In Europe, HC Davos continues to string along their dominance in the conference, although they face potent contenders in Vasteras and Riga this season. The Helsinki Titans continue to rebuild after years of success, while Cologne has failed to put together a proven track record, but I believe they are doing the right thing at this point. If there will be any drama, it will come from the playoff seed races. Who will garner home ice? Will home ice matter in the playoffs (probably not)? New York looks like a good bet to win North America behind the powerful scoring forward Odin Tordahl and Tuomas Tukio. It should be an interesting season ahead, even without the playoff races we've seen in years past.

jesus. went from 96 SV% to 88% in two sims.

This is getting srs phil. plz b safe

nice work boys!