CoachReilly

Let's get Kesler in there ASAP
 

Coach comes home from honeymoon in a few days.

Cheap, he has got talent, even if he wastes it. Low-risk, high-reward it seems to me. Worst off are Milan who are an extreme version of fallen giants (consider yourself lucky, United).

think it's a good idea as it gives us an idea to general perception before we enact something totally stupid.
 
certain shit - AKA our plans to fire Corco for like 6 seasons straight - should be kept under wraps obviously.

it #makes #cents

it #makes #cents

anything from SBA you think we're missing! i think you are mentioned in my new member tutorial video on youtube, so you're pretty much famous. it has almost 30 views

better than nothing i suppose. maybe i can improve my excitement? i have no problem running through another go if anyone has any thoughts.

nbd. like remaining in the league lead for shutouts

I'll be making a better version next week sometime.

I'll be making a better version next week sometime.

better than nothing i suppose. maybe i can improve my excitement? i have no problem running through another go if anyone has any thoughts.

Jones - 2 more years! 2 more years! 2 more years! we are in dynasty mode player

i'm getting married but also anticipate taking on zero responsibility. we haven't talked about it, but she'll [probably] be ok with it.

Awards
Continental Cup
Terence Fong Trophy
Daisuke Kanou Trophy - Lennox Moher
Mikka Virkkunen Trophy - Davey Jones

Roster
C - Naomi Young [A]
C - Davey Jones
LW - Felix Zamora
RW - Thomas Landry [C]
RW - Jarkko Olsen
D - Matt Bentley [A]
D - Shane Baker
D - Nikita Lebedev
G - Lennox Moher

All Stars
C - Davey Jones
RW - Thomas Landry
RW - Jarkko Olsen
D - Matt Bentley
G - Lennox Moher

WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE IN SWITZERLAND
WHAT ARE WE DOING IN DAVOS AFTER ANOTHER CHAMPIONSHIP THIS SEASON?
 
The HC Davos Dynamo are off to a somewhat slow start this year, but there really is no doubt they will win another championship. So we look to the S39 off-season for the next serious action. How will the Dynamo perfectly navigate through another off-season?
 
Here are the obstacles they face with continued success:
 
- Pending Free Agents: C Davey Jones, C Naomi Young, D Matt Bentley, D Godavari Yumalatopinto
 
The above players make up a good part of the core of HC Davos, and they will need to do their best to bring each of them back for another season.  If they cannot bring back at least 3 of these players back, they could be in trouble.
 
- Aging: Bringing all of the above players back, 7 of their players will be in the veteran status. Depreciation could have a bit of strong effect on Davos. On the other hand, it will help with their salary cap situation as it will save approx $500K per player.
 
- Lack of Defense: they only have 2 defenders on their team this year, with those 2 players being potential free agents this upcoming off-season.
 
Regardless, Davos probably rolls and Moher finally supersedes 92% save percentage.

how about killing sansa's dog? arya's friend? 
 
you can excuse everything with, "oh, but she had a tough upbringing." i just don't get anyone who doesn't think she's evil. total cunt.

The text is perfect here. Everything about this screams NHL 15 cover.

I would remove the bottom text. It's distracting and unnecessary, a simple shape similar to the text box with a different. tad darker opacity would do the trick

IT'S STILL HAPPENING
 
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS - HC Davos Dynamo goaltender Lennox Moher is scheduled to be married on August 16. There has been zero deviation from the plan to this point, and everything is proceeding normally - for the time being.  Tonight, Moher heads to a meeting with another married couple to discuss a marriage inventory of 150+ questions regarding the respective spouse's drinking, drug-taking ability, gambling habits, etc. He got a sneak peak into his future spouse's answers, and the verdict was:
 
NOT GREAT.
 
Katrina thinks you gamble too much.
 
Lennox response: "So what if I bet $500 on ND Women's basketball in the NCAA championship? The spread was great [or so he thought], and I coulda made some majorrrrr cheese. Anyway, we don't even have a joint bank account."
 
Katrina thinks you've displayed some issues with drinking.
 
Lennox response: "This probably goes back to a few years back when I embarrassed her at her work function. She had to come find me in the ghetto of Chicago. But I was only two years out of college. 24 year olds will be 24 year olds. That's a saying."
 
Katrina thinks you're selfish sexually.
 
Lennox response: "I've got no response for that."

Welcome to the Bitch Fest - a weekly edition new to VHL.com to bitch about what really grinds your gears.
 

 
This week is the lack of sex the biography section gets. Villeneuve really can use all the help he can get since he was basically inactive for the first 2 seasons of his career. Now entering his fourth season, marking the half-way point of his career, he's not even on track to surpass Gerrard's TPE total of 994 - and Gerrard was a fucking scrub.  What's not helping him is the ungraded sure-fire 10/10 bio that's sitting in the bio section untouched. Not even making it to second base, no tongues have been exploring the bio. I suppose I could mark it myself and no one would noticed like I marked Kenny's podcast a couple weeks ago. GG MOFUKAS
 
You know what else is ridiculously irritating? Not filling out prediction points last season. Just because I can, I'm going to blame Mike. Mike is my GM and thus should know what free bits of TPE his players are or aren't taking advantage of. If Mike really cared about Riga the way SVEC did, he would have message me and said: 'look asshole, fill in the predictions.. but don't copy me because I can't predict worth shit'
 
Regardless of this lack of GM skill... I still voted him to take away the GM of the Season aka David's A Fucking Prick award. 
 
What, VHL, do you need to bitch about?
 

With technology advancing and the addition of social media, fans have all new ways of communicating with their favourite stars of the VHL. Of course everyone hopes for positives but there can be negatives too, and here we like to focus on the bad. So let's take a look at a few mean tweets in the first instalment of many!











That's all we have for now! Stay tuned for next time!

gawd dammit. azi will be missed. how come no one asked me my opinion?
 
i think i've at least earned for my opinion to be heard with my non-stop hard working attitude et al