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One week into his tenure with the Calgary Wranglers and Tyson Kohler has already seen some good things happen with this team. The team has got Unassisted to start wearing a towel in the lockerroom in post-game interviews and someone finally stopped the iPod from playing Alannah Myles every second song. Oh also, it appears Jim Lahey has stopped drinking entirely, which may or may not be a bad thing for this squad. We can only know over time whether Lahey's poison wasn't poison at all, but merely a performance enhancer. Theo Axelsson is the quietest human being to walk the planet since Helen Keller (she didn't talk clearly) but thank god he isn't as blind as her as well. Ariel Weinstein keeps "accidentally" replacing the game footage with The Little Mermaid VHS tape, which is oddly arousing at times. Tobias Klingberg seems to be the most normal out of the bunch; he collects those little silver things that you snap off cans and he puts them on a necklace. We are not quite sure what that is about but we continue to be intrigued. Alexei Koponen is from Finland, just a fact we felt you should know since he tells everyone that every 2 minutes. Calgary is nice, the people seem to be pretty nice as well and the scenery is quite special. Kohler's agent Joey Kendrick said it has a place in his heart and hopefully will in Kohler's as well. Big ups Calgary!

how I look when I wake up at Munk's house

Well we converted the extra point. GG Vikings

Congrats to the winners! Well deserved

You gave it a good run and you did a good job my friend. I hope things in real life clear up and allow you to enjoy yourself. Well done man!

SEA 3-1

Not quite. Only two unanswered

For my sake, I don't mind that he talked shit. But you raise the expectations from everyone by doing so, and if you don't succeed then you better expect shit back. He isn't a bad person and he was having fun in an online sim league, but the expectations go up by doing so.

party on dwayne

I came here for Steve Buscemi, I left satisfied.

Thank you so much @Mr.Baller, looks dynamite!

None of the new guys are good enough, we are now all signing in Hamilton.

I snuck into their LR so I could see nudes.