Enorama

Nothing new about it

Not useless, just less useful. Getting 1 bonus from practice facility and access to the VHLM Fantasy Zone still give a reason to stay down.

These two pls

That's a solid team win right there. Shouts out to our second line @KC15 @DangerGolding @me

@DangerGolding first VHL goal! Tough that it came in a loss, but we kept it close with the defending champs.

"Comcast Spectacor officials said there was no proof that Gritty hit the boy, but offered special perks to make up for the “bad experience.” Greenwell suggested the Flyers show his son on the giant scoreboard or let him into the locker room to meet players and get autographs. The company offered to sit Brandon on the players’ bench during warm-ups before a future game." i.e. "give us free shit because I said you took a running start and hit my kid in the middle of a crowd while nobody else noticed"

I've actually been meaning to do the VHLM ones the same way I did all the VHL ones (see D.C.'s in my sig). Would people actually be interested?

I'd rather not talk about this one. Krik curse feels pretty real rn though, at least we didn't outshoot em and still lose

L M A O Dil getting rewarded after the shit he just pulled in Calgary us an absolute joke and you know it.

@Snussu Pouta > Kriketers confirmed

ie Hired Dil

@DangerGolding making the cut. No Derek Eriksson though so we riot anyways.

Drive 100% has a player

Not getting hired at another GM position the same week in which you were fired probably has nothing to do with personal grudges.

These two @Banackock

I've automated the updating process now, so I can pull that table (updated) whenever I want. I'll be doing some stuff like comparing beginning of season to end of season and the movement from season to season and the like.

G - Kallis Kriketers @Dil

F - Benny Graves @CowboyinAmerica

The cap claims another victim

@McWolf

He wants someone at least somewhat successful

I will agree that TPA isn't everything, but it certainly does matter. You can't tell me that Davos is competing with a second line that's 2/3 bots nor that Vancouver will flounder when their top line has a combined 3085 TPA.

Lots of changes this off-season. I'm gonna look at a few different measures of how teams line up. These numbers were run a few days ago, so some of the TPA totals may be slightly out of whack and Past is still listed as a D, but I believe that's the only major difference. First, my favourite metric; the starting 6 TPA. This takes the TPAs of the team's best three forwards, best two defensemen, and best goalie and adds em all together to try and see what they could ice as a power line, if you will. You'll notice Vancouver is as superpowered as ever, so I can't wait for them to lose to Seattle in the first round. Calgary and D.C. are neck in neck, so watch for them to battle it out for the final playoff spot in the NA conference. Potentially the most interesting thing here is that someone appears worse than Davos! @Peace is convinced that they will not be last by any stretch, but simply based on this graph, I would be surprised to see them finish anywhere North of 11th. One last thing, Seattle and Riga have the exact same total, but as you'll see later on, they're driven from entirely different places. I've already hit over 200 words, so there's no real reason for me to go on further. Here's the full data table of teams' TPA totals of their best 6/4/1. I assumed 200 TPA for the bots that Davos and Toronto are icing because I didn't want them to be zeroes but I don't know what the actual equivalent TPA is of their builds. Like I referenced earlier, note how Seattle has 100 more TPA in their top F line but Riga has 100 more TPA in their top D line. At the time that I ran these numbers (before Past switched to F), Kastelic accounted for about 47% of Riga's top forward line's TPA. Also, note Calgary's top D pairing; best in the league despite their 6/2/1 sitting in 8th. Team Top line total Top 6 F total Top pair total Top 4 D total Starting 5 total Goaltending Starting 6 total Total VAN 3085 4960 1359 2551 4444 798 5242 8309 SEA 2439 4202 1639 2707 4078 900 4978 7809 RIG 2379 3897 1730 2882 4109 869 4978 7648 MAL 2426 4054 1783 2724 4209 732 4941 7510 MOS 2405 4015 1770 2602 4175 620 4795 7237 HSK 2487 4106 1284 2182 3771 807 4578 7095 NYA 2357 3904 1580 2497 3937 630 4567 7031 CGY 1878 2979 1833 3092 3711 625 4336 6696 DCD 2221 3532 1271 2102 3492 860 4352 6494 PRG 1755 3039 1083 2116 2838 759 3597 5914 TOR 1400 2655 865 1373 2265 425 2690 4453 DAV 1600 2299 961 1521 2561 314 2875 4134 Words: too many