Stoffiday

Got damn, my ass is sore from that whuppin'. 

Teach us your ways, Master Bush! 

A blue hat
Box of chocolate turtles
Mem cup ticket
Dinner with @Stoffiday wife
 
 

JT Leafs Jersey / Sundin Socks
Firetv Cube
Super Smash Bros for Switch
 
I swear, I'm not a child lol.
 
I also got a few bottles of good wine, and for any chiclets listeners, I got New Amsterdam Vodka+Newman's Own pink lemonade (I know @Beaviss will appreciate it haha). And I bought myself NBA 2K as a boxing day gift.

Done?

New York City, New York-- In a dramatic turn of events, Joseph McWolf, Star defensemen for the New York Americans, was seen making backroom deals with Kronos Bailey of the Helsinki Titans!
 
Through a series of completely invasive (and possibly illegal) tactics, we were able to piece together a transcript of that very conversation for publication in written medium, which this news anchor must warn all readers, is quite graphic.
 
Here, in transcribed form, is that interaction:
 
(K shall be used for Kronos, and M shall be used for McWolf after their inital mention.)
 
Kronos: So, what can I do for you, Joe? This isn’t really how we usually me-
 
Mcwolf: Quiet Bailey! I think we’re being watched...C’mere…
 
(Loud thumping and banging.)
 
K: Son of a...Why’d you hit me?!
 
M: Sorry, my shot’s been off since that last encounter with Brick Wahl...He really gives you a beating with those poke checks, if you catch my drift.
 
K: ….No...no I don’t….NEVERMIND! What do you even want Joe?
 
M: I’m tired of those assholes in New York, they’re cramping my style...I’m sick of the traffic, and the “HOWYOUDOIN’!” and the pizza is just...who the hell folds their pizza? It’s unnatural!
 
K: Are you on drugs? Am I like a giant dragon or a narwhal right now? -Gasp- Am I Keaton Louth?!

 
It was at this point that it gets a little hard to hear...as this anchor forgot to change the batteries in his voice recorder...and is too cheap to use his cell phone data…
 
K: I…think….pumpkin….spice…..Goalie prospect….On the team.
M: I….want….spot….in….Helsinki….winter….sauna….me?
 
Suddenly, my speakers picked up very clearly, almost as if they recharged…
M: Rhett?! What the hell are you doing in this trash can?!
 
Rhett: N...Nothing...I just…
 
(Loud footsteps and huffing and puffing.)
 
THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS! Joseph McWolf hates pizza, and wants to leave the Big Apple for Helsinki!
 
It’s also rumored that McWolf loves a good poke check.
 
If this is to be believed, we can definitely expect some shake ups and breakups in the VHL next season!



 
 
 
 

 

New York City, New York-- In a dramatic turn of events, Joseph McWolf, Star defensemen for the New York Americans, was seen making backroom deals with Kronos Bailey of the Helsinki Titans!
 
Through a series of completely invasive (and possibly illegal) tactics, we were able to piece together a transcript of that very conversation for publication in written medium, which this news anchor must warn all readers, is quite graphic.
 
Here, in transcribed form, is that interaction:
 
(K shall be used for Kronos, and M shall be used for McWolf after their inital mention.)
 
Kronos: So, what can I do for you, Joe? This isn’t really how we usually me-
 
Mcwolf: Quiet Bailey! I think we’re being watched...C’mere…
 
(Loud thumping and banging.)
 
K: Son of a...Why’d you hit me?!
 
M: Sorry, my shot’s been off since that last encounter with Brick Wahl...He really gives you a beating with those poke checks, if you catch my drift.
 
K: ….No...no I don’t….NEVERMIND! What do you even want Joe?
 
M: I’m tired of those assholes in New York, they’re cramping my style...I’m sick of the traffic, and the “HOWYOUDOIN’!” and the pizza is just...who the hell folds their pizza? It’s unnatural!
 
K: Are you on drugs? Am I like a giant dragon or a narwhal right now? -Gasp- Am I Keaton Louth?!

 
It was at this point that it gets a little hard to hear...as this anchor forgot to change the batteries in his voice recorder...and is too cheap to use his cell phone data…
 
K: I…think….pumpkin….spice…..Goalie prospect….On the team.
M: I….want….spot….in….Helsinki….winter….sauna….me?
 
Suddenly, my speakers picked up very clearly, almost as if they recharged…
M: Rhett?! What the hell are you doing in this trash can?!
 
Rhett: N...Nothing...I just…
 
(Loud footsteps and huffing and puffing.)
 
THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS! Joseph McWolf hates pizza, and wants to leave the Big Apple for Helsinki!
 
It’s also rumored that McWolf loves a good poke check.
 
If this is to be believed, we can definitely expect some shake ups and breakups in the VHL next season!



 
 
 
 

 

New York City, New York-- In a dramatic turn of events, Joseph McWolf, Star defensemen for the New York Americans, was seen making backroom deals with Kronos Bailey of the Helsinki Titans!
 
Through a series of completely invasive (and possibly illegal) tactics, we were able to piece together a transcript of that very conversation for publication in written medium, which this news anchor must warn all readers, is quite graphic.
 
Here, in transcribed form, is that interaction:
 
(K shall be used for Kronos, and M shall be used for McWolf after their inital mention.)
 
Kronos: So, what can I do for you, Joe? This isn’t really how we usually me-
 
Mcwolf: Quiet Bailey! I think we’re being watched...C’mere…
 
(Loud thumping and banging.)
 
K: Son of a...Why’d you hit me?!
 
M: Sorry, my shot’s been off since that last encounter with Brick Wahl...He really gives you a beating with those poke checks, if you catch my drift.
 
K: ….No...no I don’t….NEVERMIND! What do you even want Joe?
 
M: I’m tired of those assholes in New York, they’re cramping my style...I’m sick of the traffic, and the “HOWYOUDOIN’!” and the pizza is just...who the hell folds their pizza? It’s unnatural!
 
K: Are you on drugs? Am I like a giant dragon or a narwhal right now? -Gasp- Am I Keaton Louth?!

 
It was at this point that it gets a little hard to hear...as this anchor forgot to change the batteries in his voice recorder...and is too cheap to use his cell phone data…
 
K: I…think….pumpkin….spice…..Goalie prospect….On the team.
M: I….want….spot….in….Helsinki….winter….sauna….me?
 
Suddenly, my speakers picked up very clearly, almost as if they recharged…
M: Rhett?! What the hell are you doing in this trash can?!
 
Rhett: N...Nothing...I just…
 
(Loud footsteps and huffing and puffing.)
 
THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS! Joseph McWolf hates pizza, and wants to leave the Big Apple for Helsinki!
 
It’s also rumored that McWolf loves a good poke check.
 
If this is to be believed, we can definitely expect some shake ups and breakups in the VHL next season!



 
 
 
 

 

*Hands Stoff a full plate of assorted seafood* 
 
I have your back, Stoff.

Grabs trophy, lifting it up above my head and holds it there. Then immediately sets it in front of Wahl. 
 
This is yours, now. 
 
Drops mic, and walks to the catered buffet. 
 
 

Falls over, crab legs going everywhere. 
 
NOOOO!! 
 
 

Hi everyone, just wanted to make a post announcing that @Stoffiday is joining me in Yukon. He was a dream to work with when he was on the team for S62 & 63 and I'm sure that experience will continue on as we work together. 
 
Congrats, you hot cup of Stoffy.
 
 

Hey, welcome to the league! Yukon can offer you a starting position if you remain active!
 
Let me know if you have any questions. 

Sorry about that ya'll, messed up big time.

@Devise Sent 'em off to you

I'd like to be considered. 
 
I've started as goalie for Yukon for two seasons and helped to lead us to the playoffs. I love Yukon and all that it is becoming. I'm also the brand exec for Jolt Juice. 
 

I'd like to be considered. 
 
I've started as goalie for Yukon for two seasons and helped to lead us to the playoffs. I love Yukon and all that it is becoming. I'm also the brand exec for Jolt Juice. 
 

Bump.
 
@Brand Executive @DollarAndADream
 
Index is updated, CPU's have been added to rosters that required them. I auto made lines so you should have no issues submitting lines now. Off-season schedule is upcoming with full details, but tournament is set to get start on Sunday so have your lines in to me by then everyone. Thanks for the patience. 

Well, I'm mighty happy for ya'll. Many happy years! 

Lord, I'm not even distracted anymore, now you're just pissing me off! 

I don't think you know how hard it was not to join you guys in figure skating. 

I take full responsibility for this loss. 

Chris Stapleton- Tennessee Whiskey

Now I ain't saying im not proud of you, I just... What'd we do, figure skate? 

@Nykonax Take my damn jersey off and get off the ice, you duster!