Grape

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I'm a hall of famer, to my friends.

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So the prophecy is true. The Chosen One has arrived.

I didn't choose the thug life. The thug life chose me.

I recently 3D printed Big Chungus for absolutely no reason and that has got me wondering: What if Big Chungus played hockey? We know how skilled his slimmer form is at basketball, but this thick man has a lot of upside in any position he plays. As a goaltender, he could fill up almost the entire net, with his size compensating for his lack of flexibility. As a forward, he could definitely take the role of a grinder, enforcer, or power forward. He can absolutely absorb hits and deal them out with incredible force as well. If placed as a defenseman, he has a beautiful backskate and can use his physicality to be a solid defensive defenseman and shut down any offense coming in his direction. The question is, what is the best position for him?

I hate timezones. They are a ploy from the clock company to sell more clocks. Everyone knows that time is a constant on this planet.

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We may have lost but at least my pointless streak is over ?

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Sometimes you gotta lose to win

1.What do you think of the new additions made by GM Glasser? I definitely feel that he has made us a team that can compete, and even win the championship. If we do, he is for sure the GM of the year. 2. What’s your favourite fast food place? Why? Burger King. From all my years of going to fast food places, Burger King is the only one to not mess up my order. Consistency like that deserves to be rewarded. 3. Do you think this is the year we finally make the playoffs? Hell freakin yeah. Our first two years was all about growing and building. This year is about winning. 4. Who is gonna be the teams mvp this season? And what do you think our strengths/Weaknesses are going into the new season. Brick Wahl for sure. An absolute stud in net that can steal more than just a couple wins. Our strength looks to be the defensive group and goaltending while the offense is a bit weaker, although we have a lot of depth which greatly helps. 5.What kind of numbers do you hope your player puts up this season? (Goals, assists, points?, for goalies wins/ GAA, SV%?) I'd like to replicate my stats back in Season 66 down in the minors, although that might be some wishful thinking. I have improved a lot this offseason however, and I definitely think it's possible for me to break 60 points and at least 30 goals. 6.Whats one area of your game you’ve improved in over the offseason? I focused a lot on passing, skating, and defense. I really want to be a strong two way type of forward while also having the ability to dish the puck as well as I can shoot it. We'll just have to see if it pays off.

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Someone else has to swing when Frobe's arms get tired.

+5 hell yea brother

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