FrostBeard

Well, we still haven't paid off our Simmer, so invoice me the money so I can make the payment in total.

WAAAAAGH, PUNY HUMAN NO UNDERTAND WHAT 'E SAYS! GRIMGOR DA BEST!

Noice

Alrighty! Thanks @jacobcarson877 for the trade talks! Good luck @Keegan Gamble in London! Cup champion always! My man @vincentlg2007, you are what started our competitive push and now you are given one last shot at it! Good luck in London Champ! And @Novanod Welcome to D.C. Dragons!

Simple stuff D.C. Dragons are firing AGM @OrbitingDeath. He smells bad. D.C. Dragons need an AGM! Your job would be to: 1. Create a weekly Press Conference 2. Always be critical of everything GM does 3. Be a cool egg 4. Be the best egg Apply here or on Discord!

Well, well, well.... Alrighty @Frank Thanks for the trade talks, super duper easy. @OrbitingDeath Ey, old man, you got your cup, now leave us alone! Good luck in Vancouver! @wcats So, here we go again.... Welcome to the D.C. Dragons!

@Beketov Thank you for your time in D.C. An absolute stud of a player and a glorious individual! Thanks for your dedication and a cup you brought to the team as Captain. Cheers! @Frank Always pleasure doing trade talks with you, a class act!

I am disappointed that someone would be so recless to sign Gul Dukat as an AGM, sure, he is going to be great, but a Cardassian imperialist scum... I guess anything is better then Winn Adami

Now this is going to be legendary!

1. Moscow looks to be in a potential 5 way race for the top of the conference, how will we do? We are going to win, if not, we will have BIG problems, GRIMGOR WILL BE ANGRY! 2. What team is our biggest threat in your opinion? Ourselves, if we can contain that crazy Syko guy, we will be victorious, strong, da biggest of da strong. 3. The lines have seemed to settle down a bit and sim more stable, do you agree? Waaagh, not sure what is happening but Grimgor is not super happy with the sim, he feels weak. 4. Have any ideas about any changes the team should look at? Make Grimgor captain, that is the one change you need to make. 5. Syko has shown some elite skills in recent games. Can he lead us to the promised land? Bwah, he is still young, no experience makes him an easy target by all them weaklings on other teams, but he has some strong players behind to support him. He won't lead though, he is a goalie. 6. If you could have one league related change, what would it be, if any? Relocate Vancouver to Quebec City. Done. Thanks.

WAAAAGH! Or at least that is what Grimgor Ironhide would say to introduce himself. That said, here is my Theme Week submission. To start this off, I decided to take 3 teams and move them to Warhammer Fantasy universe, teams chosen are for a reason as I do believe 3 teams require a strong rebrand. Those would be Warsaw Predators, Vancouver Wolves and London United. Of course I would love to see Warsaw moved to Munich, Vancouver to Quebec City and London moved to.... London, just with a different name, United doesn't work for a hockey team. When it comes to Warhammer Fantasy, I will only focus on Locations in the Old World. And we are first moving to Parravon... So, for the Warsaw Predators, they would be moved to the great Brettonian town of Parravon, and be officially called Parravon Royal Hippogryphs. We all know that Predators is an absolutely horrible name for any sports team so we take something that the great Grey Mountains of the Old World are known for, the magestic, mighty and gorgeous beasts - Hippogryphs. Parravon, being a city carved into the mountain range, not too far off the Grey Mountains, is a perfect place to create a backstory and a reason for a team like that to exist. Now for the 2nd team team, we are moving to Barak Varr. The great dwarven stronghold and the largest Dwarven port in all of the known world, the most maginificent underground caverns, the most beautiful dwarven carved waterfalls that create ripples of sunlight reflecting from the pools of water that sometimes seem to be cascading down. For Barak Varr, being a true dwarven stronghold there is a certain charm to have a hockey team based there. This team should be called Ironclads, the one thing that Barak Varr produced to the highest quality (Not counting the Dwarven ale which is of course the greatest of treats). So from now on, Vancouver Wolves will be called "Barak Varr Ironclads". I think it is perfect. And finally, we are moving to the great city of guns, artillery and gunpowder - Nuln. This is an absolutely easy choice, sure, I wanted to first go to Averland and focus on Averheim but in the end went with Nuln. After all, Wissenland is the greatest provice of the Empire. It is the home to Imperial Gunnery School, which trains all the great sharpshooters of the Empire armies, College of Engineering, known for it's technological advancement and development of different cannon and rocket artillery. It is a place where a single matchstick could destroy half of Wissenland. And for that, we need to move London away to Nuln and create the beautiful team called Nuln Hellblasters, named after their local and brutal invention, Hellblaster Volley guns. Warsaw Predators become Parravon Royal Hippogryphs Vancouver Wolves become Barak Varr Ironclads Lodon United become Nuln Hellblasters Overall, I am personally quite happy with this and will keep this going even after Theme Week as I have plenty of ideas, you just have to wait and see which of the VHL teams could become Skavenblight Warpgrinders...

You mean Warsaw, Vancouver and London.....

I can get along with @Gustav

Latvia not available, I refuse.

There is only one option sir: Vancouver Wolves have to move back to Quebec. No other alternative. Also @FreshOceanCod this is one killer article - great job comrade!

Transaction ID: 1MW591129D7712324 $1 million player store (26.03.2024) 5 uncapped TPE (26.03.2024) Double Week (26.03.2024)

1. We are da big boyz! I am super happy with everything! 2. Grimgor is da king, da best of da best of Menace, none better is better than the better man. 3. Ya, we have many young playerz, some are super strong and some have big potential. 4. Yeah, ez, we are da big boyz, we will make them playoffs and then dominate all the EU. 5. Grimgor Ironhide, nothing to say. 6. They are big rebuild, nothing else matters, they are the ones we punish on ice, every game!

GM John Frostbeard steps up to the podium near the DC Dragons home arena on a rainy and storm-filled spring afternoon with a glass of delicious glass of Viking brandy in his hand "We are the Champions and we need captains." Here are the Captains for S93 D.C. Dragons Assistant captain and a truly wonderful player who will be intrumental in our push to bring us back to Continental Cup Finals, one of the first people to help us bring D.C. out of the rebuild - Vincent Laroche-Gagnier @vincentlg2007 Assistant captain and a leader who has developed into being one of our most reliable defensive juggernauts, an individual that motivates himself with a picture of himself blocking shots in the playoff games against London - Ben Laas @dustywilson22 Captain and a true master of his position, a man who brought leadership on and off the ice, one of the premier defencemen in VHL - Mark Calaway @Beketov Congratulations to our Captaincy squad - lets get the job done!

How did ya call me? WAAAGH, puny weakling, Grimgor FUCKING Ironhide! WAAAGH!

For sure. Just that lopsides vote seems bad on the paper.

Gold is beautiful

1. Alone was moved but we brought in Grimgor Ironhide, thoughts? WAAAGH, DA BEST MOVE EVER! GREAT GREEN MENACE IS IN! 2. Looks like Richmond still has milk on his lips. How well will he fit in? Buough, don't know who dat iz, probably a weakling, not better then Grimgor. 3. I am looking for a big season, do you think we will exceed last seasons record? Menace iz a big team. Da biggest of EU. I have full confidence we da smashers of all da weaklings in the EU. 4. Our goalie is looking good. How will he stack against the rest in the league? He is pretty, not good player, but looking pretty. So maybe he can charm all them ladies on other teams. 5. Do you see an obvious weak spot on the team? If so, what is it? Ya, any place where Grimgor hasn't sat and ate. Grimgor knows his stuff da best. HE IS DA BEST. 6. Do you think goalies should be converted to the hybrid format? Ya, why we have to suffer and have fun at the same time and they only have to suffer?

Cheers @Spartan

S92 World Cup Eastern Europe Roster Announcement! "GM Frostbeard, annoyed, angry, very drunk comes out to a room full of journalists" It is a great day for them easterners ey? Well, I don't really care to be here, I have a jacht party to attend to with Calaway so... Here are them players who play something... Forwards: LW - AK92 Wit da Hoodie @hedgehog337 C - Wann Kerr @VattghernCZ RW - Yaroslav Bogatyrev @Bojovnik LW - Left Alone @okochastar RW - Henry Eagles @Greg_Di RW - Maxim Anisimov @McLovin Defencemen: D - YaBoi Oven @Doomsday D - Admir Bala @Tyler D - Eurydyka Sklodowska Dudzinska @diamond_ace D - Karol Lamb @dlamb Goalies: G - Ryan Artyomov @Enorama G - Giorgiy Costanzov @Mongoose87 Welcome to the squad comrades!

WAAAAAAAAGH!