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This is probably my best graphic yet so I'm kinda hyped to put it out there. Also a parting gifts to the Vancouver Wolves now that they've been defeated by #DaBearz.

Interesting to see how you sim when Jubo retires. Your rookie season sets you up well though. Only problem would be spending a second season in the M.

the beast on the back end

I think you misspelled HoG. He'll be in the Hall of Goofs when all is said and done.

29. Which team will finish last? Probably Davos, they're six points behind Toronto and Toronto has a game in hand so it's looking like Davos is the worst team this season. 30. How is Calgary surpassing all odds. I can see it now in the LR, "I planned this exactly" with more farts coming out of his mouth. They already had a decent group of players, and obviously they had some high draft picks that were destined to grow dramatically this season. Not necessarily surprised. 31. Who is the best d-man this year? Probably Smitty. He's the man. 32. Who will score the most goals this season in the VHL? Jaguar, Borwinn and Randoms are tied for first with 39. And Borwinn seems to just dominate every season so I'm gonna say it's him. For the sake of my fantasy team I'm going for Jaguar. 33. It's almost valentines day. You have to take DoktorFunk on a date. Elaborate, please. I gave him a box of chocolates and a dead flower then I walked away. 34. HulkHogan hasn't put his fighting days totally behind him. Rumour has it, he wants to kick someones ass. Who is it? tag the bitch. Probably Beav. Don't really know.

+6 Graphic, +1 VHL.com, +1 for both: 8

@Jubo07 Credit to Sonnet for the render I know a lot of people are gonna do this one because it's fairly obvious, but Jubo has meant quite a bit to me sticking around here. Having met him in the Philly locker room when he served as AGM of the Reapers under Blade, we didn't speak all that much in the beginning. Eventually he and Blade would join vc to talk about various VHL things in a podcast they were working on, also inviting the players to join them occasionally. Most of what I know about drafting and everything that goes into scouting for drafts initially came from the mind of Jubo. I feel that he is one of the most deserving members for how great his player's career is going. Soon enough it will be over, and he will be remembered as one of the most, if not the most dominant player during the time he played. So, thank you, Jubo. And let's hope you can finish this season on a high note. Because my graphic surely isn't. 171 words

25. What were your thoughts on the whole SGlade being fired thing? Is what it is. I don't really have anything to say about it. 26. What were your thoughts on Dil getting a VHLM team? Potential D(y/i)l dynasty in the future. 27. Why the hell is Rayz so good? We hired better masseuse just because of his back. Couldn't tell you why. God among men perhaps. 26. Your phone rings. You look. It's 0230 AM. Robbie is calling. What in the hell does he want? He's probably telling me to go fuck myself. 27. What team is surprising you the most so far? Calgary, but only a little. I didn't expect them to be this good. 28. Which team do you predict to finish the season with most points? At this point it's going to be Moscow and it's not even close.

At least you don’t have to worry about Barry Flippity Flop in the VHL. I’m expecting many pims and hits.

And I suck at English so count me out!

font doesn't really fit the imagine but it fits the name! p.s. pretend there's a Kings' logo. despite reminding myself every 5 minutes I still somehow forgot to add it before I flattened the image. so yeah I can't edit it. @Sonnet welcome to the KINGS!

very cool. congrats on the great season you're having summers. you deserve it after a low scoring vhlm season.

I like the extra statistics you added. Good to keep an eye on the major movement outside the top 10.

I enjoyed reading this. But surely the great Odin Omdahl will play a part in Seattle's present or future... right?!

I'm irrelevant and still found a way to get mentioned. Let's go!

Surprised on Canada being so low, especially after upsetting Europe in their first game. Should be an interesting tournament this time around.

When I was coming back from a long period of inactivity, Elmebeck went out of his way to make me feel welcome by commenting on much of my work when I returned. Also personally reaching out and answering any questions I had. He inspired me beyond just sticking around and doing the bare minimum, as I'm sure he did with many others. My condolences to his family and friends. He will be missed tremendously.

Vancouver 5-3 Calgary

240 Prague Phantoms @ Seattle Bears 241 Helsinki Titans @ Moscow Menace 242 Riga Reign @ D.C. Dragons 243 Vancouver Wolves @ Calgary Wranglers

New recruitment picture?

Sorry I already got the job.

Scoring honestly looks like it's going to be even higher this season. At least more high scoring players. Could be a result of the fewer VHLM defensemen this season.

Humbled by the very opportunity to apply for this... with that being said I am willing to be your slave.