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SURPRISE PICK: CHICO SMEB

Considering you're not 100 tpe ahead of the pack, no unfortunately not.

@Beaviss and @Spade18 are boosted animals.

@Beaviss @Spade18 are boosted animals.

Codrick Past making HAL look like a bunch of boosted animals.

Where's Codrick Past?

Part I - Pick em' (Pick the correct winners of all three games for 2 TPE) Game 3 - Toronto Legion @ Helsinki Titans Game 4 -Toronto Legion @ Helsinki Titans Game 5 - Helsinki Titans @ Toronto Legion Part II - Predict the Score (Predict the correct score and winner of this game for 3 TPE) Game 5 - Toronto Legion @ Helsinki Titans 4-3 Toronto Part III - Player Predictions (Predict the correct player for each category, 1 TPE for each correct answer) Series leader in points: Julian Borwinn Series leader in goals: Vesto Slipher Series leader in assists: Julian Borwinn

Player Name: Jet JaguarVHL/VHLM Team: Halifax 21stCash you have: $1,500,000 (1.5 mil + .5 mil from brand - 500k for previous purchase = 1.5mil)Purchase Name: First Gen Doubles WeekCost of Purchase: $1,500,000Cash Left: $0

two absolute legends

I'm stealing these for April 15 - 21 What VHL team logo do you like best? I think the Wolves are pretty dope, but the expansion teams (Moscow & Malmo) both have great logos. I probably hate Calgary and Toronto's logos tho. What VHLM team do you want to be drafted by? None of them because I'm headed to the VHL straight off. I hope the reapers do good in the draft though! Is your player a blonde, brunette or redhead? Jet Jaguar doesn't have hair. He has an aerodynamic headpiece made from a super strong metallic alloy. Colored tape for your stick, totally yes or absolute no? why? Is there any league restrictions for tape colour? I fuck with white tape on the blade, and a color job on the knob. (pause) Funniest thing about your player? He's a cybernetic robot, created by a group of Japanese scientists in a Ukrainian cave, to combat skyscraper-sized monsters. What is your goal/ fight song? Probably the Jet Jaguar theme from Godzilla vs Megalon. It's called 'Punch! Punch! Punch!' I think.

+6 Affiliate PT (SBA)

I don't care, but I will post something about it being rigged after pretty much every lotto.

Recruited @Savoire Faire Wrike Chyrnoble

BIG FAX

no disrespect intended by the use of craig anderson @Will

this is my new go-to ASMR mediation track

@Phil ?

Also, you can just answer generic questions posted by your VHLM GM in your team thread, which is pinned to this sub-forum. Assuming you do have a VHLM team... I'd just PM your GM/AGM and ask them how to do pressers the easy/cheap way, so you don't have to wait for other members to think up some questions for you.

Hello new man. 1. Do you have any other sim league experience? Where did you find VHL? 2. Do you follow hockey IRL? What team you support? 3. Out of all of the current VHL franchises, which team do you think has the best logo/branding/location? 4. Are you related to the Alex Rodriguez who played for the Yankees?

Don't want the job, but I propose the following... Who makes the best/longest lasting sim league member? (pause) Degenerates & weirdos. I propose we launch a paid AND/OR guerilla advertising campaign on pornhub. I think we could unearth some future sim league legends there.

There is, but it's set in a way to make it irrelevant. Also all players get their endurance stat set to 99. I'm scared for this game 7.

? FREE BOUBABI ? UNTHAW THE QUEBECOIS ? UNTARNISH LORD KARNAGE ? ATONE CORNERSTONE ? UNBENCH THE FRENCH ?

Can I steal your format to submit as my rookie profile for 8 tpe or w/e ?