DoktorFunk

Hello there @Laseck Brewer! Welcome to the League! I'm DoktorFunk, and I'm the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! We need star players on the team, and we can guarantee you MAXIMUM ICE TIME FOR THE WHOLE SEASON. Let me know if you want to join the Ottawan Empire by quoting this post and saying "accepted!" Welcome to the league!

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Hey there @PabloIsNotAGirl! I'm DoktorFunk, and I'm the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! We currently have a goalie, but I could offer you a spot on our roster as a backup! Let me know if you'd like to join us by quoting this post and saying "accepted!"

Come on USA!!!

This is true. This was the draft.

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Bring Greene the Gold!

Hey there @Flames1Fan! My name is DoktorFunk and I'm the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx. We would love to have you as our starting goaltender. We are not projected to be very good this year, but we will give you every single start! If this is interesting to you, quote this post and say "accept!"

ATTENTION! WE ARE GOING LIVE!

Dominant game by Van for the win. Gg boys!

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You're welcome anytime!

Double OT ?

That's what we like to see, Vancouver!

Jolly Greene Giant is excited to be drafted, although where he ends up during the season is a mystery. "Will he stay down in the VHLM or not?" is the question on everyone's minds. We reached out to the Giant for comment, but all we got was a surly "ho, ho, ho." Will the Giant stay down or go up? There are advantages to both in this reporter's eyes. Staying in the VHLM IF the Giant were to stay in the VHLM, he'd certainly have a good season and would go high near the top of the draft order. An elite defenseman during his first season, the Giant could certainly boost his numbers and have an amazing season. Also, he would be able to have more of an impact in his rookie season, having more experience to his game when he finally makes his major league debut. However, he would lose valuable career time in the VHL in which to make his legacy or compete for a Continental Cup. Going Up to the VHL If the Giant goes up to the VHL, there's plenty of upsides. He would most likely go to an expansion team like London or Los Angeles, but there's always room for anything to happen and it's not impossible for a more established team to trade up for him. The expansion franchises are exciting as there are many records looking to be broken and he can be part of a team that is in it's infancy. The more established teams would be nice because of the chance of immediate success. This success, however, would most likely not involve the Giant, as the questions of whether he would have enough experience or not is hotly debated. What do you think the Giant should do? Sound off in the comments!

Fixed!

Weird. Sounded good on my end. I'll try uploading again.

Spotify for the Spotify Gods! https://anchor.fm/doktor-funk/episodes/Dok-and-Spyros-League-News-Week-of-1025-elt0pn This is the first part of a new series! We will focus mostly on the standings and things of that nature on this podcast, and our other pod will be more of a round-table discussion format. Sorry for the late upload! I promise to be better about it in the future! Also, any technical difficulties are intentional. Consider them "Easter Eggs." Enjoy! @DarkSpyro Edit: Thank you, @Berocka, for calling attention to the fact that this was ACTUALLY impossible to listen to. Should be good now!

Game of Civilization when?

I'm convinced now that Boot isn't Australian and is just piggybacking off of that continent for internet fame.

Gonna be watching this tomorrow:

This was mostly in jest and not targeted at anyone in particular. Still, I am sorry. Not trying to hurt ya at all, bud. You work your ass of for VSN.

Seattle needed more Scott Greene

I have a friend IRL who's parents misspelled it this way and it is pronounced like "Michael".

Gets tagged. Sees it's Shawn being dramatic again. Closes VHL.